"Exodus", the GTA Cop Wars Series

I have to present to you today, not one, not two, not even three, but FOUR, FOUR entire videos! They're from the GTA Cop Wars series entitled "Exodus", based on what JawBuster called the gametype. It all adds up to one short film, with a total running time of 29 minutes and eight seconds. This also brings my Cop Wars video count up to six. I've now made enough Cop Wars videos to load a revolver.

"The Exodus" (Part One) What you can expect to see: Lockon leads his squad through the alleyways of Alderney, fending off hordes of cops and NOOSE soldiers. Eaglendia declares that he thinks we're about to die less than three minutes into a half hour series. While we desperately fight off a NOOSE squad, WestHybrid's team finds us and we unite to fight off the LCPD. We run through the streets of Alderney and head for the abandoned casino, in the hopes of escaping by boat.


"The House Always Wins" (Part Two) What you can expect to see: As FoundDa Kiwi sings his heart-rending version of "Mad World", myself and a few others make a mad dash through northern Alderny to the casino. I shoot a gas pump, killing a cop caught in the explosion (most badass I've felt in a while). Then a short time later, I run out of ammo, dramatically throw my assault rifle aside, and draw my pistol (Also badass feeling). WestHybrid arrives at the casino only to find there are no boats. Somebody shouts out "That's it man, game over man, GAME OVER!". The team desperately battles hordes of LCPD cops and NOOSE soldiers. What in game was lag turns into badass slow-mo in the video. When there's only enough room on the last chopper out for one, WestHybrid decides to stay behind and orders me to get on the helicopter. As Meatshield flies us to Happiness Island to regroup and prepare for an invasion of Broker, the video ends, with WestHybrid's life hanging in the balance and his future uncertain.


"Out of the Frying Pan, Into the Fire" (Part Three) What you can expect to see: As Meatshield lands us on Happiness Island, we can do nothing but listen to radio chatter and wonder if we'll be joined by reinforcements. TMGx LoCkOn babbles incoherently, most likely because he was crying for those who couldn't get extracted. We gather weapons, ammo, and health, and prepare to attack Broker. Kiwi One, piloted by FoundDa Kiwi, loses oil pressure and begins to go down. Kiwi shouts "I can't hold her! MAYDAY MAYDAY MAYDAY MAYDAY!". The occupants of this doomed helicopter crawl out and manage to get away just in time, as the helicopter goes up in flames. We fend off invading NOOSE soldiers and helicopters. We board boats, and head to the beaches of Broker. As we land, we engage in an epic battle against countless cops and NOOSE soldiers, as they try to repel us from the island. We fight our way to the Platypus and defend it from the LCPD.


"End of the Line" (Part Four) What you can expect to see: As Tophat, Sgt Joon and I stay behind to guard Eaglendia, the other team battles throughout the city. After Eaglendia returns, we make our way to the airport and begin running along the tracks in an attempt to outrun the police. Meatshield, Apocalypse VVolf and JawBuster cover us from the skies, destroying countless LCPD Annihilators. I have a close call, several times, including a poorly thrown grenade by LoCkOn (no doubt his revenge for me accidentally killing him), and am nearly crushed by a helicopter. Kiwi discusses his importance as the VIP. WestHybrid declares Eaglendia the new VIP. Eaglendia lags out. Kiwi re-declares himself the VIP. LoCkOn recounts his favorite line from the previous Cop Wars video. As the video ends, our beleaguered team's future is yet again uncertain.


All the descriptions are just for fun. I don't really take the game that seriously, but I had a lot of fun, and I hope you guys have as much fun watching them. Now if you'll excuse me, I just received my favorite meal from Taco Bell and have some recorded shows to watch. This night just turned awesome.

Impressive work, Des. Looking forward to the next few episodes when we host CW again.

The reason it left off on such a dull note was because that's what happened with the game. A few members started arguing and everybody just quit out soon after the final scene in the last video. It would have been better for the video to end it with a bang.

Desert Sleepy wrote:The reason it left off on such a dull note was because that's what happened with the game. A few members started arguing and everybody just quit out soon after the final scene in the last video. It would have been better for the video to end it with a bang.

You left off the part where me and eagle rode off into the sunset off the side of the boat on a harley!

Tophat 44 wrote:

Desert Sleepy wrote:The reason it left off on such a dull note was because that's what happened with the game. A few members started arguing and everybody just quit out soon after the final scene in the last video. It would have been better for the video to end it with a bang.

You left off the part where me and eagle rode off into the sunset off the side of the boat on a harley!

Yep, had to. Because I died seconds beforehand. That's why it skips so far ahead, all the way to the airport.

Just a quick note to LoCkOn (who I notice hasn't stopped by yet, despite the fact that he asked me to record and make another Cop Wars video, and I did, and made FOUR. You owe more a view and like on each!).

I won't be able to record another Cop Wars game for a little while - I have to finish all the other older videos I have that are still in the making so I can clear out my old footage. It takes up a lot of space.

Basically, I won't be able to record a Cop Wars game again for a few weeks.