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Re: Undead-Xbox QuoteBox

Post  nK FaTaLiiTY on 6th October 2012, 3:12 pm

[14:10:48] @ Dr. Phil Good : SHADDUP FAGGOT.

[14:10:48] oO Coggy Oo : ....

[14:11:08] @ Dr. Phil Good : OH MY SCONS UUHHH MUM CAN YOU BAKE ME SOME SCONS AND CHOCOLATE DICKS.

[14:11:26] oO Coggy Oo : Your mum likes chocolate dicks.

[14:11:29] oO Coggy Oo : Black men.
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Post  nK FaTaLiiTY on 6th October 2012, 10:54 pm

21:50:53] A Groovy Tophat joined the chat on Sat 6 Oct - 21:50.

[21:52:12] Desert Sleepy : (Keep being silent).

[21:52:18] Desert Sleepy : (Maybe he'll go away)
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Post  A Groovy Tophat on 7th October 2012, 4:51 am

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Post  WestHybrid 360 on 7th October 2012, 5:04 am

MAGIC SCHOOLBUS WHY. -NegativeHunter

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Post  snowwolf1996 on 7th October 2012, 10:34 pm

[21:05:34] . ADestroyer360 joined the chat on 7th October 2012, 9:05 pm

[21:07:18] . ADestroyer360 : I'm a dolphin.

[21:07:21] . ADestroyer360 : I'm a dolphin.

[21:07:30] . ADestroyer360 : I am a dolphin.

[21:07:39] . ADestroyer360 : A dolphin, I am.

[21:07:53] . ADestroyer360 : I dolphin, therefore I am.

[21:08:04] . ADestroyer360 : Yes.
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Post  sgt zombie23 on 21st October 2012, 9:01 pm

[7:58:37 PM] Mac: Uh cody
[7:58:54 PM] Mac: I heard somewhere that you think the holicaust is funny
[7:58:59 PM] Mac: Why would you think that
[7:59:03 PM] Mac: Why would anyone think that
[7:59:13 PM] Mac: There is nothing funny about the hollycaust
[7:59:35 PM] Cody: I call it the Lolocaust
[7:59:45 PM] Mac: Quotebox!
[7:59:52 PM] Cody: They should make it a ride, call it the Holocauster


Later on

[8:00:20 PM] Cody : Don't actually have any more Holocaust jokes
[8:00:36 PM] Cody : Guess I really need to think about the funnier aspects of the Holocaust more often
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Post  ApocalypseVVolf. on 21st October 2012, 11:34 pm

Shef: I have this fruitshake, it's really good.

Apoc: What's it made of?

Shef: Oranges and pomegranate.

Apoc: I had a fruitshake today.

Shef: Yeah?

Apoc: It was that new Iogo stuff, I had a strawberry shake.

Shef: Any good?

Apoc: It was pretty great, at first I was all "Man, I'm totally going to down this bottle at break and get back to work." but as soon as I took my first sip, the rest was just shake quality. I wanted to savour it, so I rationed myself.

Shef: At work? Did you have a shirt pocket? Could've just put in there and dipped your finger in.

Apoc: Just tape it to my shirt pocket on my chest?

Shef: Yeah.

Apoc: I think that'd be a little weird for the customers, I mean, I'm just walking around dipping my finger in my pocket and sucking it. Plus, they can't see the bottle, so it's like "Is this dude rubbing his nipple and sucking his finger?". And what if I took a second dip after the first dip? It'd be the customer watch me lick my finger and rub my nipple afterwards. Especially since it was a strawberry shake, then they'd be all "Is this guy lactating blood and licking it off? What the fuck?"

Shef: Yeah, maybe that's not such a good idea.
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Re: Undead-Xbox QuoteBox

Post  sgt zombie23 on 8th November 2012, 3:30 pm

Me: i need a way to get my brother in trouble so i can use his xbox

Sleepy: Take a brand new bag of chips and dump them in the trash and blame him....
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Post  WestHybrid 360 on 2nd December 2012, 2:25 am

"Wow, that old fucker looks like he got thrown out of a plane..Hey I just threw an old fucker out of a plane!" -Mboddz

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Post  ApocalypseVVolf. on 25th December 2012, 9:08 pm

Cloakey: Alright Apoc, give me an example of an attractive English woman.

Apoc: Well, uh, there's Emma Watson, isn't she English?

Cloakey: Yeah? Any others?

Apoc: Hmm.

Cloakey: Exactly, but we can't forget Angelina Jolie.

Apoc: Oh, yeah, she's attractive. Kind of out of her prime, but still attractive. The difference is that Emma Watson is cute, while Angelina Jolie is hot.

Cloakey: I feel like you'd have to be gentle while fucking Emma Watson.

Mboddz: Are you kidding me? You don't think that a chick that played a wizard would be into rough kinky shit? You're saying that you wouldn't tap that?

Apoc: I'd tap that like a kitchen sink.

Cloakey: Well, yeah. But I'd be gentle, she's cute and stuff. While Angelina Jolie would like it rough.

Apoc: You don't think it'd be vice versa?

Mboddz: You don't really know these celebrities. If anything, they're passed around coke parties like fuck-holes and dudes ravage her hard. I mean, if you seen Emma Watson at a party, you'd probably be like "Damn, I'mma tear that apart tonight."

Cloakey: Yeah, I guess so.
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Post  VrAzZLe Meister on 27th December 2012, 5:40 pm

"AAWWWWW SHIT! The competition is getting stiff! Almost as stiff as sleepy's dick around a horse"
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Post  sgt zombie23 on 30th December 2012, 3:10 pm

"I think sitting on a cake would be therapeutic"

-Adestroyer360
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Post  sgt zombie23 on 2nd January 2013, 12:32 pm

"oh sure laugh now but well see whos laughing when my anime garfield fan fiction gets picked up by cartoon network"
-Some guy on twitter
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Post  snowwolf1996 on 7th January 2013, 1:42 pm

In the ranked tdm. Me and west spawned near each other shooting each other from pointblank range "Hold on...I have to reload" was priceless for the fact that I ddidnt realise the irony of what I said until I died
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Post  bman4782 on 26th February 2013, 10:23 pm


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Post  sgt zombie23 on 1st March 2013, 12:15 am


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