Undead-Xbox QuoteBox

eaustinn36- "How can you take five shots to the face but dont die, but you shoot me in the face once and i die"

nk - " Because erik, i can shoot, you just suck"


- Doing a GTA race for fun

Fixed

Nk FaTaLiiTY wrote:" ok guys were going through the booth tunnel, nk get out the helicopter and help us on ground" - West

" ok, prepare for emergence landing." -nk

" wait, what?" -Someone i dont remember

Crashes in the booth tunnel

" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" - West

Cop war on GTA 4

That someone was me.......

I am still Haunted by that game......

CLOAKEY100 wrote:

Nk FaTaLiiTY wrote:" ok guys were going through the booth tunnel, nk get out the helicopter and help us on ground" - West

" ok, prepare for emergence landing." -nk

" wait, what?" -Someone i dont remember

Crashes in the booth tunnel

" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" - West

Cop war on GTA 4

That someone was me.......

I am still Haunted by that game......

ha i know i'm never trusted to fly again after that

Found da kiwi 'Fact lamboman is 2 years younger than me and he hasn't hit puberty yet.'
It went something like that.

ryanhw12 wrote:FoundDa Kiwi- 'It's the simple fact that Lamboman is 2-3 weeks younger than me and he still hasn't hit puberty yet.'

Fixed.

[19:02:41] Slacker Hero : GUYS I GOT LAID, LOL JUST KIDDING I JUST HAD A SEIZURE.
HAHAHAHAHA I POSTED THIS FIRST FUCKERSSS

VrAzZLe Meister wrote:[19:02:41] Slacker Hero : GUYS I GOT LAID, LOL JUST KIDDING I JUST HAD A SEIZURE.
HAHAHAHAHA I POSTED THIS FIRST FUCKERSSS

This is an inside joke. You don't understand where this is from.

[18:25:47 16/02/12] sgt zombie23 : Sorry dexta but your in threat is currently IN THE MAIL!
[18:25:48 16/02/12] @ oO Coggy Oo : You just got...
[18:25:51 16/02/12] @ oO Coggy Oo : STAMPED!
[18:26:42 16/02/12] @ Westhybrid 360 : Your milking this joke a little too much, sgt.
[18:27:24 16/02/12] @ oO Coggy Oo : Hey, West. Don't make me lick you.
[18:27:34 16/02/12] @ Westhybrid 360 : Would you like whole puns, or fat free puns.
[18:27:41 16/02/12] sgt zombie23 : You better stop talking or imma DELIVERY you a ass kicking!
[18:28:06 16/02/12] @ Westhybrid 360 : O Sgt, you so punny.
[18:28:06 16/02/12] @ oO Coggy Oo : Looks like that joke was RIGHT ON TIME
[18:28:36 16/02/12] @ Westhybrid 360 : I've got a CARTON of these puns.
[18:29:00 16/02/12] @ oO Coggy Oo : Don't make me OPEN YOU UP
[18:29:13 16/02/12] KGBOOM : These puns are making me curdle with horror
[18:29:56 16/02/12] @ Westhybrid 360 : Don't test me, I might have to SHIP YOU OUT.
[18:30:12 16/02/12] @ oO Coggy Oo : Looks like your PAST YOUR EXPIRATION DATE
[18:30:35 16/02/12] sgt zombie23 : These pun are UDDERly horrible
[18:31:11 16/02/12] sgt zombie23 : I think its time for us to MOOO ve on
[18:31:37 16/02/12] Dexta117 : KG, good luck with that
[18:31:42 16/02/12] KGBOOM : Sgt, i've got no BEEF with you, but these puns are getting on my nerves
[18:31:54 16/02/12] sgt zombie23 : Mail man! The deliverer of EVIL!
[18:31:59 16/02/12] @ Westhybrid 360 : I'll make you COWer in fear.
[18:32:00 16/02/12] @ oO Coggy Oo : Hey, don't make me CREAM you!
[18:32:29 16/02/12] @ oO Coggy Oo : One man's mail is another man's DEATH SENTENCE
[18:33:11 16/02/12] @ Westhybrid 360 : Sgt's a cow.
[18:33:20 16/02/12] sgt zombie23 : Don't make me deliver you an ass kicking!
[18:34:11 16/02/12] @ Westhybrid 360 : You the mailman? Don't make me sic the DOGS on you.
[18:34:13 16/02/12] @ oO Coggy Oo : Do you want SPECIAL DELIVERY with that ass-kicking?
[18:35:08 16/02/12] @ Westhybrid 360 : I'll FED-EX your ass to Puerto Rico.
[18:35:55 16/02/12] sgt zombie23 : I wont let you UP-S-CAPE!
[18:35:56 16/02/12] .ADestroyer360 : let me fix that
[18:36:09 16/02/12] @ Westhybrid 360 : These puns are so CHEESY.
[18:36:33 16/02/12] @ Westhybrid 360 : I'm LACTOSE INTOLERANT to these puns!
[18:37:16 16/02/12] @ oO Coggy Oo : Don't make me SEMI-SKIM your ass!
[18:37:22 16/02/12] @ Westhybrid 360 : These puns are just SICKENING.
[18:38:37 16/02/12] @ Westhybrid 360 : Don't BUTTER yourself up.
[18:38:42 16/02/12] @ oO Coggy Oo : Hey, sgt and West.
[18:38:43 16/02/12] @ oO Coggy Oo : GOT MILK?
[18:38:50 16/02/12] sgt zombie23 : These puns have gone SOUR
[18:39:07 16/02/12] ApocalypseVVolf. : I think they may or may not be EXPIRED.
[18:39:19 16/02/12] @ Westhybrid 360 : Kiss my DAIRY-air.
[18:39:21 16/02/12] .ADestroyer360 : I'm going to have to use puns, aren't I?
[18:39:30 16/02/12] KGBOOM : Gotcha
[18:39:31 16/02/12] sgt zombie23 : YES!
[18:39:33 16/02/12] @ Westhybrid 360 : YES.
[18:39:47 16/02/12] sgt zombie23 : Rule one you speak in puns at all times
[18:39:54 16/02/12] Dexta117 : Gotcha?
[18:39:56 16/02/12] sgt zombie23 : Rules 2 if you do not you will be beheaded
[18:40:03 16/02/12] @ oO Coggy Oo : Anyone not using puns will be discarded like yesterday's milk.
[18:40:04 16/02/12] @ Westhybrid 360 : i bet sgt feels like the big CHEESE.
[18:40:36 16/02/12] sgt zombie23 : Only mailman and milkman puns count
[18:40:51 16/02/12] @ oO Coggy Oo : Rule one!
[18:40:53 16/02/12] sgt zombie23 : BEHEADED!
[18:41:02 16/02/12] KGBOOM : Looks like he's been *sunglasses* shredded
[18:41:20 16/02/12] sgt zombie23 : ALl puns are now allowed
[18:41:25 16/02/12] @ oO Coggy Oo : Hey, Dex. Don't be SOUR!
[18:41:45 16/02/12] KGBOOM : Tree puns?
[18:41:47 16/02/12] sgt zombie23 : When it comes to chopping down trees i'm stumped
[18:42:08 16/02/12] @ Westhybrid 360 : Sgt, you best LEAF.
[18:42:14 16/02/12] KGBOOM : FIGuratively, trees are gentle
[18:42:40 16/02/12] @ oO Coggy Oo : These puns are becoming aCORNY!
[18:42:57 16/02/12] KGBOOM : I canopy bothered to fight these puns
[18:43:08 16/02/12] @ Westhybrid 360 : We're BRANCHING out with new puns!
[18:43:25 16/02/12] KGBOOM : We need to remain true to our ROOTS though
[18:43:26 16/02/12] @ oO Coggy Oo : I'm really ROOTing for you guys.
[18:43:32 16/02/12] .ADestroyer360 : oh god, my soul...
[18:43:53 16/02/12] @ Westhybrid 360 : I bet Destroyer feels HOLLOW.
[18:44:03 16/02/12] sgt zombie23 : I guess you could say his BARK is worse than his bite
[18:44:45 16/02/12] @ oO Coggy Oo : I'm FELINE fine, guys.
[18:44:50 16/02/12] .ADestroyer360 : I WOOD love to join in on the pun making
[18:45:03 16/02/12] @ Westhybrid 360 : the situation in the Middle East is SYRIAS.
[18:45:04 16/02/12] sgt zombie23 : These puns are PUUURRRRfect
[18:45:23 16/02/12] sgt zombie23 : I can't believe you said that right meow
[18:46:16 16/02/12] @ Westhybrid 360 : Sgt, stealing my cereal was OATLANDISH behavior!
[18:46:38 16/02/12] sgt zombie23 : Bowling jokes! We gotta this thing ROLLING!
[18:46:55 16/02/12] sgt zombie23 : I've got some jokes to SPARE!
[18:46:56 16/02/12] KGBOOM : sgt is on the BALL
[18:46:58 16/02/12] @ oO Coggy Oo : Hey, don't try and PIN these puns on me.
[18:47:05 16/02/12] sgt zombie23 : How we don't STRIKE out
[18:47:33 16/02/12] @ oO Coggy Oo : Now you guys are in the right LANE
[18:47:35 16/02/12] @ Westhybrid 360 : I'm SPLIT on how to handle this.
[18:47:41 16/02/12] Dexta117 : .
[18:47:44 16/02/12] .ADestroyer360 : these puns leave me in diSPARE.
[18:48:31 16/02/12] @ Westhybrid 360 : I guess you could say Destroyer STRUCK OUT.
[18:48:31 16/02/12] sgt zombie23 : I guess you could say his mind was in the GUTTER!
[18:48:34 16/02/12] KGBOOM : I'm GUTTERED
[18:48:48 16/02/12] @ Westhybrid 360 : elephant puns.
[18:49:14 16/02/12] @ Westhybrid 360 : I'm from TUSKANY.
[18:49:17 16/02/12] @ oO Coggy Oo : I'm completely TRUNKED for elephant puns...
[18:49:46 16/02/12] KGBOOM : These puns make me want to get HOSED
[18:50:08 16/02/12] @ oO Coggy Oo : Stop STOMPing on these puns, bro.
[18:50:15 16/02/12] @ Westhybrid 360 : new topic. chickens.
[18:50:28 16/02/12] @ Westhybrid 360 : Coggy is a COCKbite.
[18:50:36 16/02/12] @ oO Coggy Oo : Cock-a-fucking-doodle-doo. How's that?
[18:50:46 16/02/12] @ Westhybrid 360 : B-.
[18:50:52 16/02/12] KGBOOM : I'd rather have a giant COCK than a giant PUSSY
[18:50:52 16/02/12] @ Westhybrid 360 : football.
[18:50:54 16/02/12] KGBOOM : CAT PUNS
[18:51:05 16/02/12] sgt zombie23 : PUURRRRfect idea
[18:51:10 16/02/12] @ oO Coggy Oo : We've NIPped cat puns in the bud already.
[18:51:14 16/02/12] @ Westhybrid 360 : You gotta be KITTEN me.
[18:51:15 16/02/12] sgt zombie23 : But first i need a catnap
[18:51:23 16/02/12] Dexta117 : Well all of you are now mentally retarded, so to save my intelligence, I am going to leave. Goodbye.
[18:51:33 16/02/12] @ oO Coggy Oo : Meow.
[18:51:38 16/02/12] KGBOOM : Heheheheheheheheh
[18:51:49 16/02/12] sgt zombie23 : I guess he was the runt of the LITTER!
[18:51:51 16/02/12] @ oO Coggy Oo : I used to be a cat, then I took an arrow to the paw.
[18:51:56 16/02/12] sgt zombie23 : I LITTERly said that
[18:52:01 16/02/12] KGBOOM : He was a PUSSY
[18:52:02 16/02/12] @ Westhybrid 360 : i think Dexta was a bit FURgetful on his puns.
[18:52:28 16/02/12] @ oO Coggy Oo : Dex has gone to LICK his wounds.
[18:52:45 16/02/12] KGBOOM : He's actually gone to play terraria
[18:52:53 16/02/12] sgt zombie23 : Enough MILKing the situation
[18:53:22 16/02/12] @ Westhybrid 360 : COWabunga dude?
[18:54:22 16/02/12] @ Westhybrid 360 : I'm KICKING myself to hard.
[18:54:41 16/02/12] @ oO Coggy Oo : Hey, West. Quit making an ASS of yourself.
[18:54:41 16/02/12] sgt zombie23 : that sure was a KICK
[18:54:49 16/02/12] @ Westhybrid 360 : Coggy, we need a FOOThold in this pun-game.
[18:55:18 16/02/12] @ Westhybrid 360 : COGGY's GOOSE.
[18:55:52 16/02/12] sgt zombie23 : Don't kick him while hes down
[18:55:52 16/02/12] @ oO Coggy Oo : "Tslk to me, Iceman!"
[18:56:16 16/02/12] @ Westhybrid 360 : I'll shoot you to death with my TOP GUN.
[18:56:33 16/02/12] @ oO Coggy Oo : That was a BOTTOM PUN
[18:56:43 16/02/12] KGBOOM : GOING DOWN GOING DOWN MAYDAY MAYDAY
[18:56:46 16/02/12] @ Westhybrid 360 : That's just LOW.
[18:57:01 16/02/12] sgt zombie23 : We sure are taking this highway to a dangerous place
[18:57:06 16/02/12] @ oO Coggy Oo : "Mission successful."
[18:57:14 16/02/12] @ oO Coggy Oo : "Return to base."
[18:57:22 16/02/12] sgt zombie23 : I need to take a CRUISE
[18:57:42 16/02/12] @ Westhybrid 360 : NYIAM MAVERICK-US.
[18:57:43 16/02/12] sgt zombie23 : Talk to me coggy
[18:57:53 16/02/12] @ oO Coggy Oo : You're FLYIN' close to the sun, sgt

I guess you could call this... PUNDEAD-XBOX!

" Be right back guise, I'm gonna go take a ride in my dad's Mercedes. "

- Bman, 2009

Tophat 44 :
Its the same thing every week. It hasnt changed.

Coggy-Much like your attitude...

Sgt zombie 23 - OH BURN!!

Tophat saying zombie night is getting boring, and Coggy burning him

WestHybrid 360 - "I bet Erik can't do telekinetic powers, you know why cause he's a fuckin' square."

"Omega is like Space Compton." - WestHybrid 360

Some great quotes from our Late night romp of cop wars today/yesterday.

WestHybrid: SIr Manguydude, We Need to get out of here now.

Me: Hold on I'm coming.

West: In a helicopter?

Me: No, in a tugboat. I'm right down the river by the golf course.

Jag: All right guys we got evac coming in, it will be here in half an hour.


Later while we are making our final stand against the cops in the suburb and helicopters are falling out of the sky.

West: This should be what a Gears of War trailer is like.

NegativeHunter: Yeah, a really bad one.

Me: *Starts playing Mad World by Gary Jules in the mic*


And earlier after HRP when I was getting yelled at because I went to reload my AR after shooting at King Feasley and accidentally picked up a Focus Rifle off the ground and continued to shoot it, so as I didn't die.

Me: I hate it when I pick up a gun on accident then do the common sense thing and squeeze the trigger. Frankly, all the covenant guns work the same as the human guns. You point, and hold down the trigger till the bad people go away.

In reference to Coggy saying he was having excruciating toe pain:

[14:09:24] @ oO Coggy Oo : My friend dropped weights on it a month ago and it still hasn't healed.

[14:09:41] Desert Sleepy : How heavy?

[14:09:52] @ oO Coggy Oo : 20kg

[14:09:57] sgt zombie23 : Did you punch your friend?

[14:10:02] .ADestroyer360 : damn

[14:10:10] @ oO Coggy Oo : Nah, we laughed about it.

[14:10:25] sgt zombie23 : HA HA HA HA MY FOOT IS BROKEN HA HA HA HA

Sir Manguydude wrote:
Me: I hate it when I pick up a gun on accident then do the common sense thing and squeeze the trigger. Frankly, all the covenant guns work the same as the human guns. You point, and hold down the trigger till the bad people go away.

Me: "Yes, and I hate it when I can't use RPG's during zombie night as the humans because "Frankly, all of the Rocket Launchers work the same as normal guns. You point, and hold down the trigger till the bad people go away."

And yeah, the Gears of war ending was pretty awesome.

We need to recreate that.

Jag:

"The Calvary has arrived gentlemen!"

In GTA4 during a free mode invasion, saving Stephen, Tophat, and Mboddz from free roamers while Manguydude played The Normandy Reborn through his mic, somewhat recreating the rescue scene from Mass Effect 3.

Regarding Vatful

[22:46:59] .ADestroyer360 : and we all know what old people do when they're offended

[22:47:07] Desert Sleepy : Simon? From the Yogscast?

[22:47:19] .ADestroyer360 : they piss themselves and fire automatic weapons into crowds of schoolchildern

I think this came from West during Epic Mafia:

"DIL SHOT THE BAKER"

Good times.