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Post  A Groovy Tophat on 25th September 2012, 6:00 pm

Meatshield718 wrote:Wow guys, I've never been mugged before. I want to join the club too. : (

I think people are afraid of me.

They fear the hulk hands.
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Post  ApocalypseVVolf. on 25th September 2012, 6:12 pm

I was almost mugged at school in seventh grade.

It was near a playground on a slight incline, and this ogre called Cody ran down after me yelling something like "Give me your money!", or something. So I used ye' old laws of momentum: stepped left, grabbed the right sling of his backpack, we did some wheel spin thing , and when I let go he flew the hill. He probably hit a speed of twenty miles an hour with his ogre body, he couldn't control himself so he fell on his face and grinded out his ugly ogre head on some gravel and bonked his head on the edge of a playground foundation.

That's the only time I've ever been in a situation with the potential of mugging.
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Post  Desert Sleepy on 25th September 2012, 7:02 pm

Why is YouTube making itself gradually shittier and shittier? The fucking videos don't even buffer now unless I alternate pausing and playing. It's like I have to whip the goddamn videos. And now low rated comments automatically get fucking deleted, so I get curious about something and then YouTube just effectively cuts my dick off. When I can't sate my curiosity, it's literally like having my dick metaphorically cut off.

Also, anyone who makes a site that offers a premium version (this is completely unrelated to the topic on this site, by the way. It's about video sites) needs to have their fucking face cut off and then their killer should wear it to their family's Thanksgiving dinner. I'm not ever, ever, FUCKING EVER paying a goddamn dime for your stupid fucking site, I'll just find the fucking videos elsewhere, how do you stupid cocksuckers stay online, who the fuck would ever pay for something online when it's so ridiculously easy to find a free version? Talking about the site "Allmyvideos", by the way. Fucking dipshits will have a show one minute, then all of a sudden start playing dumb and pretending the cocksucker can't load it. It sure as shit can. I'll get my videos elsewhere you stupid fucks, you'll never see a goddamn penny of mine.

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Re: Derailed: An off topic topic about nothing relating to the title.

Post  Jagdgeschwader on 25th September 2012, 7:09 pm

A Groovy Tophat wrote:
Meatshield718 wrote:Wow guys, I've never been mugged before. I want to join the club too. : (

I think people are afraid of me.

They fear the hulk hands.

I haven't either. It's a combination of being well built, constantly look angry, not talking to anyone, and also not being a victim by being the butt of people's jokes.

In other words. Be unknown. And scary looking never hurts.
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Post  Cloakey100 on 25th September 2012, 7:18 pm

House wrote:
A Groovy Tophat wrote:
Meatshield718 wrote:Wow guys, I've never been mugged before. I want to join the club too. : (

I think people are afraid of me.

They fear the hulk hands.

I haven't either. It's a combination of being well built, constantly look angry, not talking to anyone, and also not being a victim by being the butt of people's jokes.

In other words. Be unknown. And scary looking never hurts.

well when the person who mugs you is a 7'4 black dude who has a knife and the ony reason he mugged you was because he walked past you looking scary and being unknown dosent exactly work
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Post  Jagdgeschwader on 25th September 2012, 7:21 pm

CLOAKEY100 wrote:
House wrote:
A Groovy Tophat wrote:
Meatshield718 wrote:Wow guys, I've never been mugged before. I want to join the club too. : (

I think people are afraid of me.

They fear the hulk hands.

I haven't either. It's a combination of being well built, constantly look angry, not talking to anyone, and also not being a victim by being the butt of people's jokes.

In other words. Be unknown. And scary looking never hurts.

well when the person who mugs you is a 7'4 black dude who has a knife and the ony reason he mugged you was because he walked past you looking scary and being unknown dosent exactly work

That's because you're a wuss. A wimp and a puss.

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Post  Desert Sleepy on 25th September 2012, 7:31 pm

I've never been mugged :(

I guess my area's just too safe, since I've never even witnessed a mugging. I did get my bike stolen once though (police found the guy and I still have the bike today). And some drunk did aim a gun at my mom once in a restaurant. He got arrested. Stupid asshole even tried to get his gun back afterwards.
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Post  KGBOOM on 25th September 2012, 8:07 pm

The area of england i live in is more or less as safe as Sleepy's sleepy little town. Where i used to live, however...Hohohohohohohohohohohohoh. Jersey, Channel Islands. Woman was raped and murdered in an alleyway behind a shop.

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Post  Cloakey100 on 25th September 2012, 8:24 pm

KGBOOM wrote:The area of england i live in is more or less as safe as Sleepy's sleepy little town. Where i used to live, however...Hohohohohohohohohohohohoh. Jersey, Channel Islands. Woman was raped and murdered in an alleyway behind a shop.


somebody was beaten with a baseball bat outside my local shops, somebody got a chunk of coke out from there car and the same black dude that robbed me ran up to him jawed him and stole the coke
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Post  eaustinn36 on 26th September 2012, 12:44 pm

Am I really the only one who lives in a low / near zero crime area?

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Post  Desert Sleepy on 26th September 2012, 12:46 pm

eaustinn36 wrote:Am I really the only one who lives in a low / near zero crime area?

Aside from the two incidents I said earlier, there hasn't been any noteworthy crime in my area. Though I suppose it's probably infested with pirates, like all cities. I think that still counts as low though.
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Post  A Groovy Tophat on 26th September 2012, 4:02 pm

Desert Sleepy wrote:
eaustinn36 wrote:Am I really the only one who lives in a low / near zero crime area?

Aside from the two incidents I said earlier, there hasn't been any noteworthy crime in my area. Though I suppose it's probably infested with pirates, like all cities. I think that still counts as low though.
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Post  Ryanhw12 on 26th September 2012, 6:07 pm

My area is standard. I know where all the drug dealers and pedophiles are and every so often there is a race/gang war around here. It's fun to watch.
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Post  snowwolf1996 on 26th September 2012, 6:28 pm

only problem i have had are people egging and throwing muskrats in mailboxes...oh yeah there was also the shooting not too far away and a there was domestic violence a couple doors down...overall not bad
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Post  A Groovy Tophat on 26th September 2012, 6:33 pm

snowwolf1996 wrote:and throwing muskrats in mailboxes...

overall not bad

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Post  snowwolf1996 on 26th September 2012, 6:42 pm

A Groovy Tophat wrote:
snowwolf1996 wrote:and throwing muskrats in mailboxes...

overall not bad

We live in a hick town and believe it or not my late father got into fights with neighborhood kids that did that...It ended with them stealing our mailbox
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Post  A Groovy Tophat on 26th September 2012, 6:45 pm

snowwolf1996 wrote:
A Groovy Tophat wrote:
snowwolf1996 wrote:and throwing muskrats in mailboxes...

overall not bad

We live in a hick town and believe it or not my late father got into fights with neighborhood kids that did that...It ended with them stealing our mailbox

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Post  Jagdgeschwader on 26th September 2012, 7:27 pm

snowwolf1996 wrote:
A Groovy Tophat wrote:
snowwolf1996 wrote:and throwing muskrats in mailboxes...

overall not bad

We live in a hick town and believe it or not my late father got into fights with neighborhood kids that did that...It ended with them stealing our mailbox

Would never happen in America. Lots of trigger happy drunk people.
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Post  snowwolf1996 on 26th September 2012, 7:35 pm

House wrote:
snowwolf1996 wrote:
A Groovy Tophat wrote:
snowwolf1996 wrote:and throwing muskrats in mailboxes...

overall not bad

We live in a hick town and believe it or not my late father got into fights with neighborhood kids that did that...It ended with them stealing our mailbox

Would never happen in America. Lots of trigger happy drunk people.
Don't think of it like that...think of it like a cause and effect. They throw muskrats in our mailbox and it destroys the mail; we put mouse traps in there; They steal our mailbox...there were countless more ideas we had that only made them keep it up
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Post  Desert Sleepy on 26th September 2012, 8:13 pm

Look how awesome opossums are. They move their kids like this.

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Post  sgt zombie23 on 27th September 2012, 12:38 am



Get this shit in your game now
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Post  nK FaTaLiiTY on 27th September 2012, 8:59 am

sgt zombie23 wrote:

Get this shit in your game now

wow.....
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