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Post  Cloakey100 on 4th October 2012, 7:10 pm

Talkin about my sexual fantasies with apoc some funny shit
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Post  Desert Sleepy on 4th October 2012, 9:45 pm

Decided to play some single player survival Minecraft. Spawned a brand new world with large biomes on.




It spawned me on an island in the middle of the ocean with no trees on it.
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Post  sgt zombie23 on 4th October 2012, 9:48 pm

Desert Sleepy wrote:Decided to play some single player survival Minecraft. Spawned a brand new world with large biomes on.




It spawned me on an island in the middle of the ocean with no trees on it.

Aww man I love that island! There should be a couple of islands in the area and a mine if you dig straight down on the east side (assuming its the same island seed i got) Yeah i've gotten that same seed like 4 times in my minecraft career
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Post  Meatshield718 on 4th October 2012, 9:49 pm

WestHybrid 360 wrote:Talkin about my sexual fantasies with apoc some funny shit

You say this and I look over at your avatar. It's a goldfish in a bowl wearing latex.

YEP

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Re: Derailed: An off topic topic about nothing relating to the title.

Post  Cloakey100 on 5th October 2012, 7:43 am

Meatshield718 wrote:
WestHybrid 360 wrote:Talkin about my sexual fantasies with apoc some funny shit

You say this and I look over at your avatar. It's a goldfish in a bowl wearing latex.

YEP

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Post  Cloakey100 on 5th October 2012, 7:47 am

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Post  Desert Sleepy on 5th October 2012, 7:24 pm

Decided to look up stuff on straight razors due to needing to shave my muttonchops. Didn't want an electric razor due to it not working for me (the fact that I have to stick grinding blades near my face keeps me from ever using it successfully). Didn't want a disposable razor since I dislike the idea of throwing away shit I buy. Anyway, it turns out that straight razors are absurdly expensive, and most of their users have some weird fetish for shaving. Just look at this shit:
http://straightrazorplace.com/srpwiki/index.php/First_straight_razor_shave

For one, they make multiple entire sites dedicated to discussing shaving. And that article.
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"Shaving with a straight razor is one of life’s great pleasures. Once you become proficient you can enjoy the closest and most comfortable shaves you have ever experienced. You will actually find yourself looking forward to shaving every day instead of considering shaving a chore . . . Get to know the feel of your razor. Every razor has its own feel and balance. You should open and close the razor carefully several times to become accustomed to it . . . Beard preparation is also a very important aspect to consider prior to your first straight razor shave. Many people shave after they come out of the shower to ensure that the beard is clean and prepared for soaping prior to the shave. Some people still utilize a hot towel over the face before shaving cream, with shaving cream and then after the shave too. The important thing after cleaning the face and beard is to use a good lasting soap or cream that does not dry on the face quickly."

The obsession a lot of these people have with shaving their face is downright weird. And all the razors for sale are right up their alley, too. They can't just be a normal sharp object for cutting your face and a handle. No, the handle's always made of the most pristine ivory, fresh out of an aged epileptic walrus' tusks, with perfectly spaced bolts made out of spit shined carbon steel tempered in a 400 year old forge in Ausberg, Germany. I just want something to cut my mutton chops off, I don't want to fuck my face. Goddamn shaving fanatics.
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Post  Jagdgeschwader on 5th October 2012, 8:42 pm

You can find normal straight razors, it's just that they've been so overshadowed by regular safety razors which are SO much easier to use that the only people that will use them are people who believe that a straight razor is the only way to shave their faces crafted by the gods themselves.

People that use straight razors are total idiots in other words (At least they are if they describe it like that). They say it's a completely new experience, in reality, it's just the old school way to do it. The old school way just involved being *this* close from slitting your own throat. There's a reason they're called 'Cut-throat razors'.

It's fine if you do, but you can do a perfectly fine shave with a safety razor. Results will be no different, and the only pro is that you can say you shave with a straight razor which may garner you some man points.

By the way, you only dispose of a safety razor when it's not sharp anymore. You can use them multiple times and it will be fine. I rarely buy them and they're not expensive.
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Post  sgt zombie23 on 5th October 2012, 8:45 pm

I shave my face with a rock... How manly am I?
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Post  Desert Sleepy on 5th October 2012, 10:47 pm

Jagdgeschwader wrote:You can find normal straight razors, it's just that they've been so overshadowed by regular safety razors which are SO much easier to use that the only people that will use them are people who believe that a straight razor is the only way to shave their faces crafted by the gods themselves.

I've never used a straight razor or safety razor, so I have no idea. The whole multiple blades thing just makes me nervous. The appeal of a straight razor for me would be just holding one blade and occasionally getting rid of muttonchops. But again, I've never done either.

Jagdgeschwader wrote:It's fine if you do, but you can do a perfectly fine shave with a safety razor. Results will be no different, and the only pro is that you can say you shave with a straight razor which may garner you some man points.


Oh, it's settled then. I'm gonna feel like such a badass. I'm gonna tell everybody I talk to that I shave using a straight razor, and they're gonna feel like giant pussies.
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Post  Made in Finland on 5th October 2012, 11:22 pm

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Post  Jagdgeschwader on 5th October 2012, 11:48 pm

sgt zombie23 wrote:I shave my face with a rock... How manly am I?

None. You're an idiot.

Desert Sleepy wrote:
Jagdgeschwader wrote:You can find normal straight razors, it's just that they've been so overshadowed by regular safety razors which are SO much easier to use that the only people that will use them are people who believe that a straight razor is the only way to shave their faces crafted by the gods themselves.

I've never used a straight razor or safety razor, so I have no idea. The whole multiple blades thing just makes me nervous. The appeal of a straight razor for me would be just holding one blade and occasionally getting rid of muttonchops. But again, I've never done either.

Jagdgeschwader wrote:It's fine if you do, but you can do a perfectly fine shave with a safety razor. Results will be no different, and the only pro is that you can say you shave with a straight razor which may garner you some man points.


Oh, it's settled then. I'm gonna feel like such a badass. I'm gonna tell everybody I talk to that I shave using a straight razor, and they're gonna feel like giant pussies.

It will only work once, if it does. Most people couldn't give a damn.

Again, safety razors are MUCH MUCH safer than straight razors. Hence the term, 'safety'.
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Post  sgt zombie23 on 6th October 2012, 12:03 am

sgt zombie23 wrote:I shave my face with a rock... How manly am I?
Jagdgeschwader wrote:
None. You're an idiot.


....None..... I'm none manly........

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Post  VrAzZLe Meister on 6th October 2012, 12:09 am

I shave with this, pussies.
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Post  Jagdgeschwader on 6th October 2012, 12:17 am

sgt zombie23 wrote:
sgt zombie23 wrote:I shave my face with a rock... How manly am I?
Jagdgeschwader wrote:
None. You're an idiot.


....None..... I'm none manly........

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Not sure if i'm tired or not but that just hits the ear wrong

How so?
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Post  nK FaTaLiiTY on 6th October 2012, 12:13 pm

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Post  ApocalypseVVolf. on 6th October 2012, 9:15 pm



Very funny "Englishman".
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Post  nK FaTaLiiTY on 6th October 2012, 9:24 pm

FoundDa Kiwi wrote:

the correct way of naming this would be the "Gettoboard"
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Post  Cloakey100 on 6th October 2012, 9:31 pm

ApocalypseVVolf. wrote:

Very funny "Englishman".
Dolphin wasnt an option
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Post  A Groovy Tophat on 6th October 2012, 10:55 pm

Jagdgeschwader wrote:
sgt zombie23 wrote:I shave my face with a rock... How manly am I?

None. You're an idiot.

Desert Sleepy wrote:
Jagdgeschwader wrote:You can find normal straight razors, it's just that they've been so overshadowed by regular safety razors which are SO much easier to use that the only people that will use them are people who believe that a straight razor is the only way to shave their faces crafted by the gods themselves.

I've never used a straight razor or safety razor, so I have no idea. The whole multiple blades thing just makes me nervous. The appeal of a straight razor for me would be just holding one blade and occasionally getting rid of muttonchops. But again, I've never done either.

Jagdgeschwader wrote:It's fine if you do, but you can do a perfectly fine shave with a safety razor. Results will be no different, and the only pro is that you can say you shave with a straight razor which may garner you some man points.


Oh, it's settled then. I'm gonna feel like such a badass. I'm gonna tell everybody I talk to that I shave using a straight razor, and they're gonna feel like giant pussies.

It will only work once, if it does. Most people couldn't give a damn.

Again, safety razors are MUCH MUCH safer than straight razors. Hence the term, 'safety'.

Desert should probably buy a first aid kit with that razor...
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