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Re: Man's face half eaten by naked attacker.

Post  nK FaTaLiiTY on 30th May 2012, 11:48 am

ok it wasn't cocaine it was LSD that made him that way, no cocaine or zombies, just LSD
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Re: Man's face half eaten by naked attacker.

Post  bman4782 on 30th May 2012, 5:38 pm

Jagdgeschwader wrote:
Desert Sleepy wrote:
Jagdgeschwader wrote:Anyone that even thinks for a moment it's a zombie is a fucking retard. Just saying.
Nk FaTaLiiTY wrote:Yeah guys it was cocaine. The guy was high on it and started eating people.
So...... no zombies :(

You guys are going to be eating those words... when the zombies are eating you.
(Pa-dum, psh!)
It's just like a zombie movie, and you two are those people who are like "PFFT! Zombies? That's insane!". Next thing you know, you'll be asking the groaning man with blood dripping from his mouth if he's okay. Before he and a bunch of his nearby friends surround and eat you, that is.

Well one, I'm not an idiot

I find this hard to believe

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Re: Man's face half eaten by naked attacker.

Post  A Groovy Tophat on 30th May 2012, 5:40 pm

bman4782 wrote:
Jagdgeschwader wrote:
Desert Sleepy wrote:
Jagdgeschwader wrote:Anyone that even thinks for a moment it's a zombie is a fucking retard. Just saying.
Nk FaTaLiiTY wrote:Yeah guys it was cocaine. The guy was high on it and started eating people.
So...... no zombies :(

You guys are going to be eating those words... when the zombies are eating you.
(Pa-dum, psh!)
It's just like a zombie movie, and you two are those people who are like "PFFT! Zombies? That's insane!". Next thing you know, you'll be asking the groaning man with blood dripping from his mouth if he's okay. Before he and a bunch of his nearby friends surround and eat you, that is.

Well one, I'm not an idiot

I find this hard to believe


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Re: Man's face half eaten by naked attacker.

Post  Garquin on 30th May 2012, 5:47 pm

bman4782 wrote:
I find this hard to believe
I refuse to be in another thread with you in it.

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Re: Man's face half eaten by naked attacker.

Post  Dexta117 on 30th May 2012, 8:13 pm

Just some pics of the victim:

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Now this is definitely NSFL shit right here, so be warned, if you are squeamish, do not click those links.
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Re: Man's face half eaten by naked attacker.

Post  nK FaTaLiiTY on 30th May 2012, 8:30 pm

Dexta117 wrote:Just some pics of the victim:

http://illiweb.com/fa/pbucket.gif

http://illiweb.com/fa/pbucket.gif

http://illiweb.com/fa/pbucket.gif

Now this is definitely NSFL shit right here, so be warned, if you are squeamish, do not click those links.

DAMN!
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Re: Man's face half eaten by naked attacker.

Post  Jagdgeschwader on 31st May 2012, 2:55 am

bman4782 wrote:
Jagdgeschwader wrote:
Desert Sleepy wrote:
Jagdgeschwader wrote:Anyone that even thinks for a moment it's a zombie is a fucking retard. Just saying.
Nk FaTaLiiTY wrote:Yeah guys it was cocaine. The guy was high on it and started eating people.
So...... no zombies :(

You guys are going to be eating those words... when the zombies are eating you.
(Pa-dum, psh!)
It's just like a zombie movie, and you two are those people who are like "PFFT! Zombies? That's insane!". Next thing you know, you'll be asking the groaning man with blood dripping from his mouth if he's okay. Before he and a bunch of his nearby friends surround and eat you, that is.

Well one, I'm not an idiot

I find this hard to believe

Don't even start because you'll lose.

Desert Sleepy wrote:
Jagdgeschwader wrote:Well one, I'm not an idiot and I wouldn't ask a man who looks like he just ate a person if he is OK, and then two, I'm not an idiot and actually think zombies are physiologically possible, at least not the way we know them.

Doesn't matter. As a naysayer, you have an obligation. You have to get eaten so the audience can have their first "Oh shit" moment.

Sure, zombies in the traditional sense aren't possible (at least I think, I'm no doctor). But cocaine-fueled freaks who go around devouring people and have a resistance to gunshot wounds and basically don't give a shit if they're being spoken to or shot? That's as close as it gets. Slow, traditional zombies may be fun for people to fantasize about, since I'd imagine they'd imagine they could just slaughter them by the horde. But fast zombies is where it's at if you want a challenge, and something that could at least believably overwhelm the military. With cocaine zombies, you've got fast, strong, gunshot-ignoring monsters. They can bust through barricades and chase you down. I guess the biggest problem is that they don't really infect their victims, and also are apparently not common at all. Maybe if someone got a bunch of "bad cocaine" and just flew over major cities sprinkling it everywhere, we'd have something going.

So if anyone can happen to get a hold of tons and tons of contaminated cocaine and knows how to fly a plane, you know what to do.

Zombies cannot realistically overrun a military. PCP is also what causes something like this, not cocaine. PCP allows people to tear doors off hinges and throw them, rip fence posts from their concrete mounts and survive gunshots, but it still doesn't make anyone invincible. Just tougher, and when they come off it if they aren't dead already they will be soon.

Sorry if I don't have enough imagination for you.
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Post  sgt zombie23 on 31st May 2012, 12:44 pm

Those zombies tactics are mad bad yo. The military would stomp them with their walkie Talkies and flanking n shit. HOOAH!
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Post  Garquin on 31st May 2012, 1:03 pm

sgt zombie23 wrote:Those zombies tactics are mad bad yo. The military would stomp them with their walkie Talkies and flanking n shit. HOOAH!

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Post  eaustinn36 on 1st June 2012, 5:23 pm


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Re: Man's face half eaten by naked attacker.

Post  . ADestroyer360 on 1st June 2012, 7:03 pm

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/07/27/otty-sanchez-woman-accuse_n_245627.html

In Texas. This is the fourth documented attack like this in a week. None of these appear to be zombies in the traditional sense. I am legitimately concerned now.

Disregard that, I'm a fucking idiot.

Thank you Namorg.


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Re: Man's face half eaten by naked attacker.

Post  Namorg on 1st June 2012, 7:10 pm

thats from 09 bro
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Re: Man's face half eaten by naked attacker.

Post  oO Coggy Oo on 1st June 2012, 7:14 pm

Good luck with your survival goals, Americans.
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Re: Man's face half eaten by naked attacker.

Post  FoundDa Kiwi on 1st June 2012, 7:16 pm

Cannibalism's been around a long time guys, I don't know why everyone is making a fuss about it now.
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Post  . ADestroyer360 on 1st June 2012, 7:22 pm

FoundDa Kiwi wrote:Cannibalism's been around a long time guys, I don't know why everyone is making a fuss about it now.

I object to it in this case because they attackers didn't even cook their victims.

Raw people meat is disgusting.
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Re: Man's face half eaten by naked attacker.

Post  DeadApe on 2nd June 2012, 4:09 am

Spoiler:

I'll just leave this here.

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Re: Man's face half eaten by naked attacker.

Post  ApocalypseVVolf. on 2nd June 2012, 5:27 am

DeadApe wrote:
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I'll just leave this here.

It's already been left, but thanks.
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Re: Man's face half eaten by naked attacker.

Post  M3LA on 5th July 2012, 2:31 pm

Looks like it happened here in Finland as well.

http://www.iltalehti.fi/uutiset/2012070515804768_uu.shtml


"Naked man bit police officer"


So apparently the naked guy was smashing a bus so the driver called the cops.According to police he was aggressive and incoherent.



Global zombie invasion,fellas.


EDIT:Oh,but no face biting.
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