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Work experience ?
Okay in September at my school i will have to find a job and work there for a week and stuff but I don't know what to choose or to do someone who has done this please reply,thank you.
Vicious Fox- Cry Owes Me A Custom Title
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Vicious Fox wrote:Okay in September at my school i will have to find a job and work there for a week and stuff but I don't know what to choose or to do someone who has done this please reply,thank you.
Did my work experience 2 years ago, i had to do 2 weeks but meh, Find somewhere like a restaurant or somewhere with an area you're interested in.
KGBOOM- God damn Sunlight
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I went to Costa for two weeks, last May. My advice would be to try and find somewhere with a high chance of offering you a summer or weekend job, if you impress them, at the end of it. Or something you're interested in.
By the way, if your school starts telling you how hard it's gonna be and that everyone you work with will be a dick, don't listen to them.
By the way, if your school starts telling you how hard it's gonna be and that everyone you work with will be a dick, don't listen to them.
oO Coggy Oo- Cry Owes Me A Custom Title
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Well i was thinking of GAME or if your american Gamestop because i go there time to time and the game shop iv'e have been a customer at the age of 5 or Ann summers.
Vicious Fox- Cry Owes Me A Custom Title
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My friend tried applying for GAME and they declined him. The reason being that some of their products are 18+. May just be that store, though. Others may have more lenient policies.
oO Coggy Oo- Cry Owes Me A Custom Title
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Vicious Fox wrote:Ann summers.
I can guarantee that if you go there, you'll be posting Chocolate Dildos to every member of this Forum within a day.
KGBOOM- God damn Sunlight
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Do people in the UK have to do this or something?
Desert Sleepy- Meerkat Maniac
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Aww well that suck and lol kg that would be true well maybe hamleys the toy shop ?
Oh this is for you KG
Oh this is for you KG
Vicious Fox- Cry Owes Me A Custom Title
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It's more or less mandatory for Students in the UK to do Work Experience, Des.
Fox, HOW DID YOU KNOW THATS BEEN ON MY CHRISTMAS LIST FOR YEARS
Fox, HOW DID YOU KNOW THATS BEEN ON MY CHRISTMAS LIST FOR YEARS
KGBOOM- God damn Sunlight
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LOL, on another little story i bought a vagina lolipop infront of my mum then i was basicly "licking it out" and it took 3 hours to eat it all out and it gave my tongue cramp and was gonna by a oenis lolli for Jay.
Yeah i might go to a comic store in the town from mine they let the nebies read for thier break so i will catch up on walking dead or work at hmv.
Yeah i might go to a comic store in the town from mine they let the nebies read for thier break so i will catch up on walking dead or work at hmv.
Vicious Fox- Cry Owes Me A Custom Title
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Vicious Fox wrote:LOL, on another little story i bought a vagina lolipop infront of my mum then i was basicly "licking it out" and it took 3 hours to eat it all out and it gave my tongue cramp
wat
DeadApe- Master
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DeadApe wrote:Vicious Fox wrote:LOL, on another little story i bought a vagina lolipop infront of my mum then i was basicly "licking it out" and it took 3 hours to eat it all out and it gave my tongue cramp
wat
. ADestroyer360- DM Extraordinaire
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Go find a mine to work in.
Oh wait, there isn't child labor anymore.
Uh...
Go mow some lawns.
Oh wait, there isn't child labor anymore.
Uh...
Go mow some lawns.
Jagdgeschwader- The Unknown Soldier
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I'm doing police work tommorrow, I'll make eaustinn proud.
Vicious Fox- Cry Owes Me A Custom Title
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. ADestroyer360 wrote:DeadApe wrote:Vicious Fox wrote:LOL, on another little story i bought a vagina lolipop infront of my mum then i was basicly "licking it out" and it took 3 hours to eat it all out and it gave my tongue cramp
wat
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Do not i repeat DO NOT go to a school. i went to my primary school for two weeks and had to babysit reception (5 year olds) and read them stories. then they put me in year 6 where i did more bad than good by getting the teacher wet and swearing at a kid.
the only perk was that i ended at 3,30pm
the only perk was that i ended at 3,30pm
Cloakey100- Guns dont kill zombies, I kill zombies.
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I'm doing police voluntree (can't spell it)
Vicious Fox- Cry Owes Me A Custom Title
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Going to Philadelphia to do my work experience >.<
With Air Products :D
With Air Products :D
xCRISS CR0SSx- Thats right, limp away!
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I work for Vector Marketing selling kitchenware.
. ADestroyer360- DM Extraordinaire
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So You Don't Have A Job: How To Acquire Currency
Hello. Westhybrid 360, the world's sexiest man is here to give you advice on how to accomplish the task your angry mother has been yelling at you to do for ages; get a job.
Now, let's go through the facts. If I know anything about the job market these days, it's usually difficult to gain one. Either from the economy, the mexicans, or you know, the economy. Trust me, those are the typical excuses found in your country, my country, and the Mexican Sovereign State of "Five Guys" that Mboddz works at. But your reasons are more focused on the fact that you straight up look like Quasimodo if he were hit by a train full of syringes filled with herpes. Don't worry about that though, because that's exactly the market we're going to hit.
Now, if I know anything, it's that people with cancer and AIDS and anything that comes from Africa appears on TV every once in a while asking me for 50 cents for my pity. You, my horrifying friend, are going to be one of those scapegoats! All you need to do is get a camera, some film, a really fucking sad song, a picture of a baby seal that isn't relevant to the commercial, and a narrating TV actress who never amounted to anything after her dead-end career.
After that, you make up a disease. It could be anything, like "Hamburger-face", or, "Restless Leg Syndrome". Let yourself be creative. Once you've started to film, you will be raking in money in the form of quarters, making enough money to support your god-awful living style.
Unfortunately, it's illegal in many countries to commit fraud on national television, and it's most likely the police are coming right now to collect you. The other unfortunate thing is that charities in England are like leftover fried mayonaise in Nebraska; it's not going to be there. So, you'll probably be stuck without being able to pay bail.
Thanks for consulting this guide! For more help, please visit my other FAQ: So You Got Sent To Jail For Marketing Fraud: How To Carve A Shank.
Hello. Westhybrid 360, the world's sexiest man is here to give you advice on how to accomplish the task your angry mother has been yelling at you to do for ages; get a job.
Now, let's go through the facts. If I know anything about the job market these days, it's usually difficult to gain one. Either from the economy, the mexicans, or you know, the economy. Trust me, those are the typical excuses found in your country, my country, and the Mexican Sovereign State of "Five Guys" that Mboddz works at. But your reasons are more focused on the fact that you straight up look like Quasimodo if he were hit by a train full of syringes filled with herpes. Don't worry about that though, because that's exactly the market we're going to hit.
Now, if I know anything, it's that people with cancer and AIDS and anything that comes from Africa appears on TV every once in a while asking me for 50 cents for my pity. You, my horrifying friend, are going to be one of those scapegoats! All you need to do is get a camera, some film, a really fucking sad song, a picture of a baby seal that isn't relevant to the commercial, and a narrating TV actress who never amounted to anything after her dead-end career.
After that, you make up a disease. It could be anything, like "Hamburger-face", or, "Restless Leg Syndrome". Let yourself be creative. Once you've started to film, you will be raking in money in the form of quarters, making enough money to support your god-awful living style.
Unfortunately, it's illegal in many countries to commit fraud on national television, and it's most likely the police are coming right now to collect you. The other unfortunate thing is that charities in England are like leftover fried mayonaise in Nebraska; it's not going to be there. So, you'll probably be stuck without being able to pay bail.
Thanks for consulting this guide! For more help, please visit my other FAQ: So You Got Sent To Jail For Marketing Fraud: How To Carve A Shank.
WestHybrid 360- Staff
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You could be like west and get paid to play piano.... You fuckin pansy
sgt zombie23- Keeper Of The Chat
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Try consulting my FAQ video
So you didn't listen to West, Good on you!: How to work and not go to prison
It's called making yourself useful. Make an impression around the neighborhood that you can get things done well, even offer it for free or next to it at first because it will come in handy later. If you work like you're worth $10 an hour, you're going to get paid $10 an hour when you ask for it.
Why? Because you're worth it!
Volunteer somewhere they need assistance, and beggars can't be choosers. Don't pass up an opportunity just because it seems a little taboo to you.
So you didn't listen to West, Good on you!: How to work and not go to prison
It's called making yourself useful. Make an impression around the neighborhood that you can get things done well, even offer it for free or next to it at first because it will come in handy later. If you work like you're worth $10 an hour, you're going to get paid $10 an hour when you ask for it.
Why? Because you're worth it!
Volunteer somewhere they need assistance, and beggars can't be choosers. Don't pass up an opportunity just because it seems a little taboo to you.
Jagdgeschwader- The Unknown Soldier
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^^^THIS.ALL OF MY THIS
Get a good reputation around your neighborhood for doing odd jobs and helping people out. When an actual legal job opportunity presents itself, you'll have a shit ton of references in your hood.
tips: Don't show up to a interview in what you'd wear to your friends house (I would hope you're not that stupid)
-ALWAYS, I repeat: ALWAYS say you have a reliable form of transportation (even if you don't)
-say people can't really tell when you're in a bad mood as well (reception jobs love this)
-call the store that you've sent an app to about three days after the fact. If they leave you in the dark, CALL BACK. It shows dedication and a legitimate ethic to get the job
I look like Ziggy fucking Marley, yet the fact that I can speak perfect english, and have volunteered at soup kitchens and libraries almost garuntees me at least an interview
P.S. Vector Marketing is a fucking scam bro. The amount of money you have to personally invest just to break even is fucking rediculous
Get a good reputation around your neighborhood for doing odd jobs and helping people out. When an actual legal job opportunity presents itself, you'll have a shit ton of references in your hood.
tips: Don't show up to a interview in what you'd wear to your friends house (I would hope you're not that stupid)
-ALWAYS, I repeat: ALWAYS say you have a reliable form of transportation (even if you don't)
-say people can't really tell when you're in a bad mood as well (reception jobs love this)
-call the store that you've sent an app to about three days after the fact. If they leave you in the dark, CALL BACK. It shows dedication and a legitimate ethic to get the job
I look like Ziggy fucking Marley, yet the fact that I can speak perfect english, and have volunteered at soup kitchens and libraries almost garuntees me at least an interview
P.S. Vector Marketing is a fucking scam bro. The amount of money you have to personally invest just to break even is fucking rediculous
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