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Habbo Hotel
Everyones played this shit at one very low point in their life, admit it! Me, I played it way back when I was 11 during the summer holidays, today, I saw an advert and logged on.. and my God.. I should have hacksawed my testicles off instead.
Story
Well, apart from the Lame 'challengers' the 'losers staff' set and try to make it fun an interesting, there really is no story. Oh, you could pretend your a mafia big shot and run around the hotel making awful typo errors as you try to kill each others whilst being labelled social outcasts by the l33t veteran virgin players yeah, I like that one. Or you could get married? to a forty-five year old obese man from Shrewsbury pretending to be a 'f1t g1rl up 4 bobba'. I did say in my Sims review that the imagination creates a story and it's like this here, only with typing errors, freaks, pedophiles, gangsters and hax0rs.
Score: 2/10
Gameplay
It's point and click. Only the only things you can actually do is walk,dance have an epileptic fit, and eat carrots whilst everyone else jokes about how it looks like a dildo lolroflcopter . Also, if you ever want to be taken seriously, you have to fork over actual pounds sterling for pixels. Yes, the gameplay is about as expansive as chopping down a redwood with a kipper.
Score: 2/10
Sound
Well, there is absolutly no fucking sound in this game, which is a blessing so I'm tempted to award a perfect 10 but alas, thats not the way this works.
Score: 0/10
Graphics
Isometric graphics FTWail. This is going to be painful to say but..
Although simplistic in design the graphics are very complimentary to the playing style of the game.
However, the amount of glitches and errors in the actual finishing of the game is terrible. Each item is also so poorly shaded it makes my eyes bleed and grown men breakdown in tears, theres basicly only three colours per item.
Score: 3/10
Replay Value
If it's one thing Habbo Hotel managed to do is get pre-teens hooked on it like crack. New rooms are constantly created, but these are either empty, pleading for 'fr33 fuRNis pl0x' or the same old shitty 'games' room that joins the other nine or ten in the list. If you under the age of twelveor looking for hotmail accounts for 'hawt girls wiv webCAM' this may have you coming back for more. Eventually however, you grow out of it, and with most of our pre-teen generation arse raping Halo on the Boxnam 360, eventually this institution will be gone forever.
Score: 5/10
Conclusion
Its shit isn't it. Let's be far, Habbo Hotel is just shit.. but really, I do remember actually enjoying it at one stage . Like I said it will actually be sad when this finally dies, it's a bit like George Bush, we were all glad when he finally left office as Mr. President, but we are going to miss his fuck ups.
Habbo Hotel: 24%
Oh shit, I almost forgot, one last thing:
Story
Well, apart from the Lame 'challengers' the '
Score: 2/10
Gameplay
It's point and click. Only the only things you can actually do is walk,
Score: 2/10
Sound
Well, there is absolutly no fucking sound in this game, which is a blessing so I'm tempted to award a perfect 10 but alas, thats not the way this works.
Score: 0/10
Graphics
Isometric graphics F
Although simplistic in design the graphics are very complimentary to the playing style of the game.
However, the amount of glitches and errors in the actual finishing of the game is terrible. Each item is also so poorly shaded it makes my eyes bleed and grown men breakdown in tears, theres basicly only three colours per item.
Score: 3/10
Replay Value
If it's one thing Habbo Hotel managed to do is get pre-teens hooked on it like crack. New rooms are constantly created, but these are either empty, pleading for 'fr33 fuRNis pl0x' or the same old shitty 'games' room that joins the other nine or ten in the list. If you under the age of twelve
Score: 5/10
Conclusion
Its shit isn't it. Let's be far, Habbo Hotel is just shit.. but really, I do remember actually enjoying it at one stage . Like I said it will actually be sad when this finally dies, it's a bit like George Bush, we were all glad when he finally left office as Mr. President, but we are going to miss his fuck ups.
Habbo Hotel: 24%
Oh shit, I almost forgot, one last thing:
Re: Habbo Hotel
Lol all I remember of it is /b/ and ebaumsworld fighting for the pool and talking about their new memes all dressed in suits and afros.
BlitherCube- Definition Of Sarcasm
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Re: Habbo Hotel
Pretty much summed ut up.
AND FREE FURNI WAS ALWAYS A FUCKING SCAM.
AND FREE FURNI WAS ALWAYS A FUCKING SCAM.
Zomando- Cry Owes Me A Custom Title
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Re: Habbo Hotel
Godamn those afro fags pissed me off. Lol i didn't feel like spending money on pixels so i got a bunch of free furni then started up a fallin furni with like 3 accounts on. I'd just let my accounts win and piss the people off so they'd pay me to stay in the game.
I remember they raided habbo hotel in 06 and got the server shut down LOL!
I remember they raided habbo hotel in 06 and got the server shut down LOL!
MAG7VUM BROW7V- Thats right, limp away!
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Re: Habbo Hotel
MAG7VUM BROW7V wrote:
I remember they raided habbo hotel in 06 and got the server shut down LOL!
Haha I remember seeing them talk about raids but never saw one in live action.
BlitherCube- Definition Of Sarcasm
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Re: Habbo Hotel
This is how you counter the niggras [img][/img] note earlier this week about july 9th or 13 or something they had another raid and my brother joined in it was pretty funny everybody was playing fresh prince of bel air and repating racist terms in the 4chan chat for the pool blockers.
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