Russian bar fights

well i was bored today and remembered during one of the many traitor matches a while ago me and desert and few other people decided to go inside the strip club in alderney(the name evades me at the moment) and have 1 on 1 fist fights that i randomly called the russian bar fights after we died. so anywho i decided to make a gametype out of it.
there are 2 types of fights, tourney's and winner takes all.
Tourney:in the beginning they start with thier fists and earn cash based on what the audience gives out(audience has 1000 dollars while the fighters get 0 to start and have to rely on sponsorship from the audience)
there are different stages to where fighters can buy things
stage 1: the audience cannot sponsor fighters, and fighters have to fistfight
stage 2: if deemed to be a good fighter a fighter can join the tournament again as a 2/3 chance of winning, also fighters can get sponsored and buy certain items. sponsorships can only be up to 25 dollars.
available items include
-knife 25 dollars
-glock 125 dollars
-baseball bat(if you can find one) 50 dollars
-Health pack 100 dollars
-pistol ammo 25
Stage 3: sponsorships can go to 50 dollars. stronger weapons.
-Desert Eagle 175 dollars
-Micro Uzi 225 dollars
-MP5 275 dollars
stage 4: sponsors can donate 125 dollars.
-bullet proof vest 100 dollars
-Pump shotgun 150 dollars
-auto shotgun 200 dollars
-Ak-47 400 dollars
stage 5: sponsors can donate 200 dollars
-AR-15 450 dollars
-RPG 6oo dollars(one shot)
and now i am lazy...will say rest later and fix whatever i fucked up on before

Sounds like once you get to Stage 5...

What the fuck