GTA 4 UndeadXbox Mini-Ads

Yeah, yeah. I have been very inactive, but I should be able to come online tonight.

I had an idea for a series of small mini-ads to make en masse and throw all over youtube. How many do I plan to make and produce over the course of these next few years? Fucktons.

Concept 1: "If they do not kill you..."

Shot opens up with a man standing on top of a bus. He is firing on a crowd of zombies running toward and onto the bus. Only being armed with a shotgun, he seems pretty shit out of luck right now. And then...

"If the undead do not kill you..." Pops up on the screen with white text, simple font, and black background.

Another bus slams into the one the survivor was standing on. Knocking him off. The man in the bus backs up and proceeds to runs over the survivor.

"... the psychopaths will."

*Static*

"UndeadXbox"

*Static*

"We will Eat you alive..."

Concept 2: "Horde"

A lone zombie walks sluggishly across an empty street.

"We are not like any other clan..."

The zombie is suddenly ran over by a speeding car that comes out of fucking no where from off screen.

"We are not like any other community..."

Two survivors exit the bus. One hops onto the Car's hood and crouches with gun drawn. The other kneels beside the open door of the car, aiming as well. A hideous series of screams are heard.

"We are not your average gamers..."

A group of zombies come from BEHIND the survivors and catch them off guard. The attack is successful. The Survivors only get a couple shots off before dying.

"We are a horde..."

A decent sides horde is shown running down the same street from the car, various scenes from past UndeadXbox events are spliced into this shot.

"UndeadXbox"

Concept 3: "Double-Tap"

A zombie is shot and his corpse lays in the street for a few seconds. ((This can be achieved by having a player pause the game, and then shot dead by another player. The dead body will remain and the player will not respawn until the game is unpaused. Someone can then pose the body, make it bloody and ect. with a pistol or something.))

"You can be in heaven..."

A survivor, wearing a beanie, just because he can, walks up to confront the dead body.

"before the Devil knows you are dead..."

The survivor aims his gun at the head of the corpse.

"But that does not mean..."

The survivor shoots the body in the GODDAMN HEAD TWICE.

"We can not check to be sure..."

"Undead Xbox"

"Double tap that undead fucker."

Concept 4: "Zombie Fast Food"

A man casually stands at the counter at Cluckin' Bell, waiting to be served.

"It is more than a game..."

The man looks around a bit, and eventually discovers there is no one at any tables or anything.

"It runs in our veins..."

The man approaches the counter again. A zombie can be seen, crouched, moving about behind the counter.

"Our DEAD veins..."

A horde comes out of no where and all run toward the man. The screen turns black as his girlish scream is heard.

"UndeadXbox"

"We will find you eventually..."

Concept 5: "Respawning from the grave..."

"The best gaming community in years... - Our Entire Community will agree"

Several scenes of zombie vs human action is shown with a moment of static between them.

"Dying online has never been so fun..."

Same as before, with different and various other scenes.

"Because you are already dead..."

"Undead Xbox"

A helicopter cuts up some zombies with its propellers, just because that is an awesome way to end an ad.

Concept 6: "Group Barricade 2: The Dead Team" ((You would have to play Team Fortress 2 to understand this parody.))

"Multiplayer at its best..."

Three survivors stand at a car barricade, awaiting the impending horde. Out of no where, one player kills the other player.

A player says, "Sorry, I was spy checking-"

He is then immediately shot by Cry Vengeance.

"Zero-tolerance, zero-bullshit,"

"Well moderated, and effective community rules"

Cry takes on the upcoming horde by himself, the shot ends as the zombies finally get over the barricade and Cry has to retreat.

"The only thing that makes them run are the undead..."

"UndeadXbox: Join the horde, register now!"

Concept 7: "Bringing the dead to live..."

"Surprisingly lively,"

Scene from the first BloodDock footage.

"For something dead..."

Cletus, the psychopathic bus driver scene, from the same footage.

"UndeadXbox"

Time for some new footage. Basically. A human walks up. Tea bags a dead zombie. And suddenly six or so come from off screen and knife the hell out of him.

"Register, or continue to decay in your smallish tomb..."

Concept 8: "Dead, dead, fucking dead!"

"You are dead."

A dead body lays on top of a bloody car.

"Your mom is dead."

A female lays face first in the dirt.

"Your dad is dead."

A male is seen dead in the streets. Beside several trashed cars.

"Your Uncle Jessie is dead"

A male is dead in the halls of an apartment building.

"Your girlfriend's dad is dead"

A male lays on top of a building, a crashed helicopter beside him.

"Your librarian is dead"

A female is dead on a fire escape.

"Your stupid fucking neighbors are dead"

A firetruck is parked on a family of three.

"UndeadXbox"

"A funeral service to remember..."

Concept 9: "Definitely not aliens..."

A man wakes up in the morning in his house. ((Playboy X's place.))

"It was a wonderful morning..."

The next shot shows the man watching t.v. on his comfortable couch.

"'Top Hooker' was not on this morning..."

Our hero walks out to the balcony outside.

"Something was wrong..."

ZOMBIES STORM UP THE DAMNED FIRE ESCAPE AND JUMP FROM THE LOWER BUILDING TO THE FIRE ESCAPE TO CLIMB UP, HOLY SHIT.

"UndeadXbox"

Several zombies sit within the man's jucoozie. They all make moans of approval.

Concept 10 and "season finale": "LEEEEEEEEEEROY!!!"

"Every community has their groups of interesting people..."

Meatshield and I are shown driving around in cars shooting shit.

"Some of them are lively..."

Cry and DeadApe are jumping off a building and into the propellers of the helicopter hovering beneath.

"But..."

Namorg is around doing nothing, when a zombie randomly runs up and kicks his character in the dick.

"Some are deader than Dillinger..."

Zombies charge survivors in various locations. The Docks, an apartment building, rooftops and what not.

"Grand Theft Auto 4..."

A car runs over a zombie, the voice over "GTA Motherfucker! Five points!" from the first Resident Evil movie is heard.

"Is killed..."

Various zombies are blown up with a grenade.

"then devoured by Zeds"

A definition of "zeds" appears.

"Zeds - ((zh'ehd's)) The Undead, the crypt crawlers, zombies, goals; those with maggots in their skull"

A helicopter zooms by the camera and between some buildings, zombies can be seen running on the streets below.

"And then risen again..."

VARIOUS SCENES OF ZOMBIE VIOLENCE. FEATURING BLITHERCUBE, CRY, DEADAPE, MEATSHIELD, MBODDZ, AND OTHER PEOPLE.

"If you are thinking of registering..."

Zombie horde awesomeness.

"Do it..."

Zombie vs shotgun madness.

"Do It!"

Zombies crouch and prowl around.

"We have the cure..."

Those same zombies are shot down by a wall of shotgun fire.

"Evisceration, decapitation, castration..."

A helicopter comes by, it is piloted by Cry who is chopping up some zombie sushi with the propellers as he is trademarked for doing.

"Dismemberment."

The helicopter's propellers breaks and the chopper itself crashes.

"You name it, we've done it..."

Survivors exit the crashed copter one by one.

"And on occasions..."

Cry and the survivors charge toward the camera, firing rapidly. The sound clip "LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROY JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENKINS!" is blasted with epic metal music.

There is a shit ton of angled side shot of the players jogging down the street, killing every zombie they encounter. maneuvering around parked and crashed cars, piling up dead bodies.

"Undead Xbox..."

"We have brought the dead to LIVE..."

i didn't read any of that, but i trust you and i support it.

MagicMan313 wrote:i didn't read any of that, but i trust you and i support it.

i second that good sir

Thats good shit thumbs up hi five bitch slap to you kind samaritan!

one of the adds must have jonathon the pyschotic bus driver in it

Sounds good. Film time.

Sweet script(s). Now all we need is a capture card lol.

Sounds Hot.

mboddz751 wrote:one of the adds must have Jonathon the pyschotic bus driver in it

I would have done that, and I would have loved to reprise my role, but I think it would be best if I get a scenario confirmed actually involving Johnathon. Because, a bunch of new guys will be like "LOLOLOL JOHN THE PSYCHO BUS DRIVER PLZ" and DeadApe or Cry will be all 'liek wat? lolzsz"

That, and I want the role of Johnathan permanently being myself or certain selected others. Because John's banshee scream can only be accomplished by so many. Also, they must learn to appreciate John's taste in free form jazz.

Hey , I Could help man, I can get HD With my cap card and i can film or edit, i can dpo it when you wnat, up to you if you want me to help (:

i like your ideas they sound good. id LOVE to be apart of the filming process =D

Wow you have been thinking and from what i read it sounds fantastic, hope things go well in the production.

Vipers You Are Posting Way To Much, Ive Had like 6 Emails From Topics All By You. Seriously Calm Down.

XicuX PhAnToMzZ wrote:Vipers You Are Posting Way To Much, Ive Had like 6 Emails From Topics All By You. Seriously Calm Down.

He isn't do anything wrong, and you don't tell people what to do.

Vipers your fine.

I Never Said He Wasnt Doing Anything Wrong, And Im Not Telling Him What To Do.

It's Just Annoying With These Emails, Is There A Way I Can Stop Them?

XicuX PhAnToMzZ wrote:I Never Said He Wasnt Doing Anything Wrong, And Im Not Telling

Read your original post and then tell me that again.

And yes you can stop them, turn off email notifications or mark them as "spam" the next time you get one.

Okay Read It, And To Me It Seems Like I Told Him To Calm Down, Not Telling Him'' Your Doing Something Wrong''

Your an idiot.

Why Thankyou.

sounds good sounds good

As long as Wet N Wild is included then I support this. But the music has to stop when it happens, then start again at next scene

I keep noticing, on all the popular topics I make, at least one argument erupts.

I am the reverse leprechaun, I will ruin your day. Bastards, bow down to me and my upside down three leaf clover! PRAISE ME! PRAISE ME!

I keep noticing on all popular topics ever made, atleast one argument erupts.

If it has more than one page of posts, drama will come.

Then may page 3 have mercy on your souls.