letter from a scout to his mother

Scouts Camping Trip


Dear Mum,

Our Scoutmaster told us to write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and got worried. We are okay. Only one of our tents and 2 sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily, none of us got drowned Because we were all up on the mountain looking for Adam when it happened.

Oh yes, please call Adam's mother and tell her he is okay. He cannot write because of the cast. I got to ride in one of the search and rescue jeeps. It was great. We never would have found Adam in the dark if it had not been for the lightning.

Scoutmaster Ted got mad at Adam for going on a hike alone without telling anyone. Adam said he did tell him, but it was during the fire so he probably did not hear him. Did you know that if you put gas on a fire, the gas will blow up?

The wet wood did not burn, but one of the tents did and also some of our clothes.

Matthew is going to look weird until his hair grows back.

We will be home on Saturday if Scoutmaster Ted gets the bus fixed. It was not his fault about the crash. The brakes worked okay when we left. Scoutmaster Ted said that with a bus that old, you have to expect something to break down, that's probably why he cannot get insurance.

We think it's a great bus. He does not care if we get it dirty, and if it's hot, sometimes he lets us ride on the bumpers. It gets pretty hot with 45 people in a bus made for 24. He let us take turns riding in the trailer until the policeman stopped and talked to us.

Scoutmaster Ted is a neat guy. Do not worry, he is a good driver. In fact, he is teaching Horace how to drive on the mountain roads where there are not any cops. All we ever see up there are huge logging trucks.

This morning all of the guys were diving off the rocks and swimming out to the rapids. Scoutmaster Ted would not let me because I cannot swim, and Adam was afraid he would sink Because of his cast (it's concrete because we did not have any plaster), so he let us take the canoe out. It was great. You can still see some of the trees under the water from the flood.

Scoutmaster Ted is not crabby like some scoutmasters. He did not even get mad about the life jackets. He has to spend a lot of time working on the bus so we are not trying to cause him any trouble.

Guess what? We have all passed our first aid merit badges. When Andrew dived into the lake and cut his arm, we all got to see how a tourniquet works.

Steve and I threw up, but Scoutmaster Ted said it was probably just food poisoning from the left-over chicken. He said they got sick that way with food they ate in prison. I'm so glad he got out and became our Scoutmaster. He said he sure figured out how to get things done better while he was doing his time. By the way, what is a pedal-file?

I have to go now. We are going to town to post our letters and buy some more beer and ammo. Do not worry about anything. We are fine.

(it's concrete because we did not have any plaster)

WAT

He said they got sick that way with food they ate in prison. I'm so glad he got out and became our Scoutmaster. He said he sure figured out how to get things done better while he was doing his time. By the way, what is a pedal-file?

WAT

Did you know that if you put gas on a fire, the gas will blow up?

WAT

Scoutmaster Ted said it was probably just food poisoning from the left-over chicken. He said they got sick that way with food they ate in prison.

WAT

What is this, and what does it have to do with anything on this site?

AaUndeadMarine wrote:Did you know that if you put gas on a fire, the gas will blow up?

That just spark many memories I had with fire.

p.s. check out my new sig :3

BLACK SNOW 13 wrote:

AaUndeadMarine wrote:Did you know that if you put gas on a fire, the gas will blow up?

That just spark many memories I had with fire.

p.s. check out my new sig :3

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campfires dont count as memories with fire,

Garquin wrote:

BLACK SNOW 13 wrote:

AaUndeadMarine wrote:Did you know that if you put gas on a fire, the gas will blow up?

That just spark many memories I had with fire.

p.s. check out my new sig :3

\
campfires dont count as memories with fire,

If you were to look at the quote I was talking about the exploding.
Gosh, you are so dumb.

Blacksnow stop being a prick.

I see where he is going with this. It is a "karma" situation and the scout master is sick with an obvious infectious virus which will probably lead to an out break in the middle of east bumble fuck.
As for the little comments here and there, I am guessing the kid is 5 or extremely incompetent.
Give the story time and stop being so hypercritical.

Btw, for anyone who has read "To Kill A Mockingbird", I picture Scout as she walks home into the forest after dressing up as a ham. Imagine if a zombie jumped her right then and there....

ohmygawd no no no this isn't a zombie diary its just a hilarius forward i got in my email

'Scuse me?

Hilarious?

umm...okay why did u post this

Because it is irrelevant and funny at the same time.

Kind of like 90% of your post minus the funny part?

lol dick move

I had to do one joke at least. You make it too easy sometimes Blacksnow....

BLACK SNOW 13 wrote:

Garquin wrote:

BLACK SNOW 13 wrote:

AaUndeadMarine wrote:Did you know that if you put gas on a fire, the gas will blow up?

That just spark many memories I had with fire.

p.s. check out my new sig :3

\
campfires dont count as memories with fire,

If you were to look at the quote I was talking about the exploding.
Gosh, you are so dumb.

Do something about it? : l

ABigSoggy Wafle wrote:Blacksnow stop being a prick.

I see where he is going with this. It is a "karma" situation and the scout master is sick with an obvious infectious virus which will probably lead to an out break in the middle of east bumble fuck.
As for the little comments here and there, I am guessing the kid is 5 or extremely incompetent.
Give the story time and stop being so hypercritical.

Btw, for anyone who has read "To Kill A Mockingbird", I picture Scout as she walks home into the forest after dressing up as a ham. Imagine if a zombie jumped her right then and there....

I dont think Boo Radley could hanlde that one..

mboddz751 wrote:

ABigSoggy Wafle wrote:Blacksnow stop being a prick.

I see where he is going with this. It is a "karma" situation and the scout master is sick with an obvious infectious virus which will probably lead to an out break in the middle of east bumble fuck.
As for the little comments here and there, I am guessing the kid is 5 or extremely incompetent.
Give the story time and stop being so hypercritical.

Btw, for anyone who has read "To Kill A Mockingbird", I picture Scout as she walks home into the forest after dressing up as a ham. Imagine if a zombie jumped her right then and there....

I dont think Boo Radley could hanlde that one..

Im Reading that book in english

Dude these posts are kind of retarded........