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The Unexplainable. Take a shot at it.
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Re: The Unexplainable. Take a shot at it.
He is a young fellow on his way to his schools prom in the back of his dads delivery truck. His suit for the prom got ripped so he unpackaged a sewing machine from the delivery truck and started to sew his suit he finished just at the moment his dad drove off the road into water. And now he is posing for a picture that his date to the prom took after they got in the accident she was also in the back of the truck.
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He ordered a sewing machine for his date or himself and the driver is intoxicated and crashes in the park, while he is there... Right before prom. Right...
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It's an alternate perception of reality, what your really looking at in this picture, are two fluffy bunnies dancing in a field of buttercups together.
Re: The Unexplainable. Take a shot at it.
What you are looking at is a fire breathing dragon about to eat a sewing machine...
B Mane65- Guns dont kill zombies, I kill zombies.
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Actually this is what's going on in the picture.
After a series of killings a local teenager and his girlfriend discovered there was a truck eating sewing machine monster that attacked and killed several innocent people. Using the monsters favorite snack, a big delivery van, as bait they we're able to cut the beasts head off with a katana. Knowing the plan would work the teen dressed up for his trophy kill picture he knew he'd take. While the kid held the monsters head for the picture the cops we're getting a statement from the blind guy who witnessed the whole thing.
After a series of killings a local teenager and his girlfriend discovered there was a truck eating sewing machine monster that attacked and killed several innocent people. Using the monsters favorite snack, a big delivery van, as bait they we're able to cut the beasts head off with a katana. Knowing the plan would work the teen dressed up for his trophy kill picture he knew he'd take. While the kid held the monsters head for the picture the cops we're getting a statement from the blind guy who witnessed the whole thing.
El Mexi Can 915- R.I.P Magicman
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Re: The Unexplainable. Take a shot at it.
shit happened.
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That dude is going to a wedding. People give gifts at weddings, he decided to give a sewing machine. The truck driver was reversing with his truck in order to turn around, but reversed too far and his car fell down. The guy in brown uniform is the driver and he is talking to those police/guards about how to get the truck up. It's the truth, cause some idiot went and found the guy in that picture and asked what was the real explanation.
Also, that pic is like 4 years old. I guess Black Snow is laughing his ass of right now.
Also, that pic is like 4 years old. I guess Black Snow is laughing his ass of right now.
Made in Finland- Definition Of Sarcasm
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the guy holding the sewing machine is actually a secret agent who has just busted a drug dealer trying to sell crack to small kids but as he was reversing back chuck norris came out of no where and roundhouse kicked the van and it when down the ditch the police are there asking the witness who was out for a walk with his camera taking pictures of things until the police came up to him asking him for the picture of the suspect and the teen in the picture is smiling because he got a sewing machine but when he opend it there was 2 million pounds (dollars) worth of cocaine in the hidden components and he is smiling because he just jizzed
NGU RELOAD- Thats right, limp away!
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He's got the smile of someone who just 'got lucky'!
Qthewinner- Member
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nope its bunnies hopping across a field of buttercups
AaUndeadMarine- Cry Owes Me A Custom Title
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No, I am not laughing because it was too retarded the first time I saw.Made in Finland wrote:Also, that pic is like 4 years old. I guess Black Snow is laughing his ass of right now.
I like NGU RELOAD story better.
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