Best ways to kill a zombie

**Apollofm** 18th August 2010, 12:33 pm

i would charge at one with a knuckle duster and smack it in the jaw it cant bite with a broken jaw or i would just grab a chainsaw to kill a zombie

**RedrumSalad** 18th August 2010, 1:07 pm

shoot it in the head Razz

**AaUndeadMarine** 18th August 2010, 3:56 pm

breaking its jaw still doesn't render it useless. it can still chase u scratch u get its blood into yours call more zombies..

this topic has only one answer

Aim For The Head

**B Mane65** 18th August 2010, 4:31 pm

AaUndeadMarine wrote:breaking its jaw still doesn't render it useless. it can still chase u scratch u get its blood into yours call more zombies..

this topic has only one answer

Aim For The Head

Yes that it is a good answer but think, in a zombie apocalypse, who is going to be prepared? Who is going to have a gun located near them (closet,etc), that they can use for self defense, let alone, not everyone even owns a gun. And you might say "Well....surely they can just travel to the local gun store" Yes, that is an option, but think...the streets are going to be littered with zombies..it would be hard as hell to get there.

**Bladewind23** 18th August 2010, 4:41 pm

An axe

Or a sword seeing as I don't have an axe in my room, I have a shortsword that's really light and it cuts nice.

The longsword I have is a piece of shit so screw that thing.

**sgt zombie23** 18th August 2010, 5:38 pm

fire
lots of fire

**BLACK SNOW 13** 18th August 2010, 5:44 pm

sgt zombie23 wrote:fire

That is a terrible way to kill zeds . Maybe if you had them stuck in an area yeah but overall, no.
(Zombie+Fire)x number of zombies= Running Inferno

**sgt zombie23** 18th August 2010, 5:45 pm

BLACK SNOW 13 wrote:
sgt zombie23 wrote:fire
That is a terrible way to kill zeds . Maybe if you had them stuck in an area yeah but overall, no.
(Zombie+Fire)x number of zombies= Running Inferno

ok maybe not the best way but its the most fun way

**Meatshield718** 18th August 2010, 5:50 pm

sgt zombie23 wrote:
BLACK SNOW 13 wrote:
sgt zombie23 wrote:fire
That is a terrible way to kill zeds . Maybe if you had them stuck in an area yeah but overall, no.
(Zombie+Fire)x number of zombies= Running Inferno
ok maybe not the best way but its the most fun way

Burning flesh is by far the worst smelling thing you will ever have to take a whiff of.

Once again, "Shoot it in the head." It works for everything.

**RedrumSalad** 18th August 2010, 5:58 pm

CiTRiCzReVeNg3 wrote:
Yes that it is a good answer but think, in a zombie apocalypse, who is going to be prepared? Who is going to have a gun located near them (closet,etc), that they can use for self defense, let alone, not everyone even owns a gun. And you might say "Well....surely they can just travel to the local gun store" Yes, that is an option, but think...the streets are going to be littered with zombies..it would be hard as hell to get there.

well, its not like EVERYBODY has to survive, the weakest, and most unprepared/unarmed die first. that's why the human population decreases as the zed population increases, anybody who is bitten either gets eaten alive or they escape the zeds, but turn into one themselves.

sgt zombie23 wrote:fire
lots of fire

you can't really control fire, so it would just spread to other places because the water will probably be cut off by then. and, as meatshield said, burning flesh is the worst thing you could ever smell.

**Spiderman** 18th August 2010, 6:00 pm

**Meatshield718** 18th August 2010, 6:07 pm

Knoxville912 wrote:Rape

**BLACK SNOW 13** 18th August 2010, 6:31 pm

Meatshield718 wrote:Burning flesh is by far the worst smelling thing you will ever have to take a whiff of.

It not that bad I smelt it before (pig on fire don't ask how it happen).
Rotting flesh is main issue do to the fact it creates a smell toxic to the body.

**Zomando** 18th August 2010, 6:55 pm

**joecruely** 19th August 2010, 12:13 am

(in a realistic perspective)I would grab as many knifes as possible from my kitchen or metal baseball bat . go chop off some zombie heads

**Masta Shef** 19th August 2010, 3:17 am

Meatshield718 wrote:
Knoxville912 wrote:Rape

**SiwyCK** 19th August 2010, 1:18 pm

Best Answer - "Headshoot". If you dont have a gun then maybe u should use something like

Best ways to kill a zombie 4vkegn

Meatshield, nice signature Smile

**AaUndeadMarine** 19th August 2010, 3:03 pm

CiTRiCzReVeNg3 wrote:
AaUndeadMarine wrote:breaking its jaw still doesn't render it useless. it can still chase u scratch u get its blood into yours call more zombies..

this topic has only one answer

Aim For The Head

Yes that it is a good answer but think, in a zombie apocalypse, who is going to be prepared? Who is going to have a gun located near them (closet,etc), that they can use for self defense, let alone, not everyone even owns a gun. And you might say "Well....surely they can just travel to the local gun store" Yes, that is an option, but think...the streets are going to be littered with zombies..it would be hard as hell to get there.

well I was talking about what I would do, i have a loaded gun on in my bedside table a civilian A.R. 15 in my gun cabinet a shit load of ammo in a glass case and maybe an upwards of 15 shotguns about 6 rifles 2 muzzleloaders and a reload station..

now probably not going to count for much seeing as how the home is the worst place to barricade but its upstairs and I could always get my belongings up and destroy the stairs. its the only way up. and make a rope ladder for an easy way out

**T REDD262** 19th August 2010, 5:07 pm

Assault Rifles.
Light, light ammo, little kick, considerable stopping power, easily customizable, and capable of destroying a head.

**B Mane65** 19th August 2010, 5:11 pm

AaUndeadMarine wrote:
CiTRiCzReVeNg3 wrote:
AaUndeadMarine wrote:breaking its jaw still doesn't render it useless. it can still chase u scratch u get its blood into yours call more zombies..

this topic has only one answer

Aim For The Head

Yes that it is a good answer but think, in a zombie apocalypse, who is going to be prepared? Who is going to have a gun located near them (closet,etc), that they can use for self defense, let alone, not everyone even owns a gun. And you might say "Well....surely they can just travel to the local gun store" Yes, that is an option, but think...the streets are going to be littered with zombies..it would be hard as hell to get there.

well I was talking about what I would do, i have a loaded gun on in my bedside table a civilian A.R. 15 in my gun cabinet a shit load of ammo in a glass case and maybe an upwards of 15 shotguns about 6 rifles 2 muzzleloaders and a reload station..

now probably not going to count for much seeing as how the home is the worst place to barricade but its upstairs and I could always get my belongings up and destroy the stairs. its the only way up. and make a rope ladder for an easy way out

Oh, I thought you were referencing your answer to everybody not yourself. Sorry.

**snake eyez 89** 19th August 2010, 6:20 pm

Meatshield718 wrote:
sgt zombie23 wrote:
BLACK SNOW 13 wrote:
sgt zombie23 wrote:fire
That is a terrible way to kill zeds . Maybe if you had them stuck in an area yeah but overall, no.
(Zombie+Fire)x number of zombies= Running Inferno
ok maybe not the best way but its the most fun way

Burning flesh is by far the worst smelling thing you will ever have to take a whiff of.

Once again, "Shoot it in the head." It works for everything.

there is one thing that would not die from a shot to the head

CHUCK NORRIS Twisted Evil

**Masta Shef** 19th August 2010, 7:23 pm

Well Royal Eagle when a zombie bites Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris doesn't become a zombie the zombie becomes Chuck Norris so it doesn't really matter.

P.S. That was a relevent CN joke. Please don't make more

**BLACK SNOW 13** 20th August 2010, 12:23 am

Masta Shef wrote:Well Royal Eagle when a zombie bites Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris doesn't become a zombie the zombie becomes Chuck Norris so it doesn't really matter.

P.S. That was a relevent CN joke. Please don't make more

Impossible, there can only be one Chuck Norris.

**RedrumSalad** 20th August 2010, 2:28 pm

oh, but you are wrong, when there are two Chuck Norris's, both of their powers double, so anybody who even sees both of them together, will instantly explode.

**Made in Finland** 20th August 2010, 2:39 pm

joecruely wrote:(in a realistic perspective)I would grab as many knifes as possible from my kitchen or metal baseball bat . go chop off some zombie heads

No. You'd be the first one to die... After the guy trying to fight with his bare hands, of course. Even if you managed to kill something, you'd be covered in blood and eventually some of it would end up in your nose, mouth or eyes... or your ass and dick.

AND A METAL BASEBALL BAT?! Dude what the fuck? You could NOT lift a metal bat. And even if you could, you'd be out of breath just trying to carry it around, let alone trying to swing it..

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