Re: Derailed: An off topic topic about nothing relating to the title.

**. ADestroyer360** 11th June 2012, 2:15 am

Gentlemen, I present would to like best spider.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maratus_volans

**WestHybrid 360** 12th June 2012, 6:33 pm

**sgt zombie23** 14th June 2012, 2:49 am

I almost accidently put this in the quotebox..... Not sure why

**Desert Sleepy** 14th June 2012, 6:34 am

Spent the last two minutes of this video snickering. It gets weird with the constant hip hop music.

**KGBOOM** 14th June 2012, 1:48 pm

**snowwolf1996** 14th June 2012, 3:07 pm

sgt zombie23 wrote:

I almost accidently put this in the quotebox..... Not sure why

gai has him some lungs

**Ryanhw12** 14th June 2012, 10:46 pm

**nK FaTaLiiTY** 15th June 2012, 1:29 pm

**FoundDa Kiwi** 15th June 2012, 6:16 pm

**Vicious Fox** 15th June 2012, 6:46 pm

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How erik met lamboboy

**sgt zombie23** 15th June 2012, 11:23 pm

This guys uncle knows jujitsu

**VrAzZLe Meister** 15th June 2012, 11:45 pm

sgt zombie23 wrote:This guys uncle knows jujitsu

That's right guys, the Guy Fawkes mask is owned by 9gag. -_-

For the record, I am not that "Dylan" kid.

**sgt zombie23** 16th June 2012, 3:03 pm

**ApocalypseVVolf.** 21st June 2012, 3:07 pm

**Garquin** 21st June 2012, 3:21 pm

ApocalypseVVolf. wrote:

And So it begins

**DeadApe** 21st June 2012, 3:34 pm

I'm hopping on LIVE until work starts. Someone get on.

**A Groovy Tophat** 21st June 2012, 11:55 pm

**FoundDa Kiwi** 22nd June 2012, 2:13 am

**VrAzZLe Meister** 22nd June 2012, 2:16 am

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Hmmm, I wonder what crowd these were made for...

**A Groovy Tophat** 22nd June 2012, 3:19 am

**. ADestroyer360** 22nd June 2012, 3:31 am

FoundDa Kiwi wrote:

Witch hunt? I'm feeling a witch hunt coming on.

**Desert Sleepy** 22nd June 2012, 4:53 am

Holy fucking shit, I just had a spider encounter. I saw that big, jagged fucker crawl up my wall. Knocked him off my wall in a panicked attempt to kill him. Only allowed him to escape and crawl about all over my goddamn desk. All around my station.

Then, I finally have the fucker knocked onto the ground, cornered under a box. I flip the box with my flashlight, and what do I see?

Nothing.

Where the fuck could he have gone?! Where?!?

Then I felt something moving on my leg. I let out the same exact sound you hear from people being tazed. I felt my muscles contracting in terror. I jumped way the fuck away, and after another brief game of cat and mouse (and some shaky shit talking) finally got him.

But he's already done so much damage. I always check my shoes before I put them on, but now I'll actually pay attention when I do it. I'll check my station for bugs twice as often. Every nook is a potential spider den. Every piece of dust that lightly falls on me a potential attack. My desk, my safe place, is now a place of unimaginable HORROR.

I'm gonna have this fucking terrified of spiders feeling well into tomorrow at the least. Goddamn, I miss normal days now. Days when I wasn't shitting myself about spiders. Fucking spiders. GUUHHUHUHUHUHUH god damn they're fucking scary. If the terrorists want to scare me, use fucking spiders.

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