Derailed II: An off topic topic blah blah post your naked pictures here.

eaustinn36 wrote:This game already exists; it has existed since time began as we know it. We are the players in the parallel universe.

The real question is... who is behind the keyboard?

Spoiler:

There is no keyboard.

Desert Sleepy wrote:

eaustinn36 wrote:This game already exists; it has existed since time began as we know it. We are the players in the parallel universe.

The real question is... who is behind the keyboard?

Spoiler:

I feel bad for the person who has to play as me

not anywhere near as bad as i feel for the person who has to play as me. im a gelatinous, barely sentient mass of organic material, and i get swirlies so often i have a permanent stench of toilet water about me

also, games never going to happen. it would be neat if there was a way to randomly generate decent looking environments, similar to minecraft but not blocks

OMG finaly a game fer all da gamurz out dere. so 1337 i wana slit my throte.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/noobz/

Three dawg!
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/121418-Three-Dog-Teases-Fallout-4

sgt zombie23 wrote:

OMG finaly a game fer all da gamurz out dere. so 1337 i wana slit my throte.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/noobz/

Looks oscar-worthy, but the only main problem is that everyone knows that gamer girls are only a myth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=chYkhlCon6E#!

sgt zombie23 wrote:

OMG finaly a game fer all da gamurz out dere. so 1337 i wana slit my throte.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/noobz/

Jason Mewes better get his act together

sgt zombie23 wrote:

Sounds about right, but I remember the days when halo 2's circuit was on par with cs:s, but competive gaming on consoles does seem dead

Speaking of movies, if only this one existed

Well well well, it looks like Desert has some competition. Of who's the most fucked up.

ztron wrote:
Speaking of movies, if only this one existed

that reminds me of this

http://gma.yahoo.com/first-grader-suspended-gun-gesture-173036429--abc-news-topstories.html
wow

VrAzZLe Meister wrote:http://gma.yahoo.com/first-grader-suspended-gun-gesture-173036429--abc-news-topstories.html
wow

It feels like the world is becoming increasingly cowardly. Seriously, a tiny little baby hurricane got called a "Superstorm" just because it hit New York and New Jersey (I slept through that pathetic storm, I've seen bigger storms than that little pansy whelp Category 2 pussy of a storm in my sink, for fucks sake there was nothing super about it). Now we're doing the Columbine thing of suspending tiny, barely sentient children over bullshit like this (what are they doing in school? I thought little kids spent all their time calling people faggots on the internet and commenting on Yahoo?).

Soon the word "person" will be replaced with "HEROIC BRAVE PERFECT GOD".

Let's dance.

^ lol, white people.


I know this video is crazy old but I just saw it again and I don't want to live on this planet any longer.

Desert Sleepy wrote:Seriously, a tiny little baby hurricane got called a "Superstorm" just because it hit New York and New Jersey (I slept through that pathetic storm, I've seen bigger storms than that little pansy whelp Category 2 pussy of a storm in my sink, for fucks sake there was nothing super about it).

Dude, VA barely got touched, NY and NJ got devastated. Damage is in excess of $71 billion (to give perspective, Hurricane Katrina caused $81 billion in damage, and it flooded an entire state). Some still don't have power to this day.

eaustinn36 wrote:Dude, VA barely got touched, NY and NJ got devastated. Damage is in excess of $71 billion (to give perspective, Hurricane Katrina caused $81 billion in damage, and it flooded an entire state). Some still don't have power to this day.

Still doesn't warrant being called a "superstorm". It was a normal hurricane, and calling it "superstorm" sounds like back patting.

Desert Sleepy wrote:

eaustinn36 wrote:Dude, VA barely got touched, NY and NJ got devastated. Damage is in excess of $71 billion (to give perspective, Hurricane Katrina caused $81 billion in damage, and it flooded an entire state). Some still don't have power to this day.

Still doesn't warrant being called a "superstorm". It was a normal hurricane, and calling it "superstorm" sounds like back patting.

What is a superstorm?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/29/superstorm-hurricane-sandy-deaths-2012_n_2209217.html

"second-costliest storm in U.S. history"

If that isn't a Superstorm, idk what is.


Also, @SMK -

Super storm: A super storm is a subjective term for any storm which is extremely and unusually destructive.

Well to be fair it wss wea k but it hit new york