Re: Make a wish and have it Messed up!

**zombie dude** 17th August 2009, 2:09 am

granted, but half these losers have nothing to talk about anymore and kill themselves

i wish there were more marvel characters in marvel vs. capcom 2

**Ross Saxophone** 17th August 2009, 9:32 am

Granted but that would mean more charactors would have to be associated with this shitty game

I wish Lamp x15

**BlitherCube** 17th August 2009, 11:48 am

The Lamp is a lie

I wish Lamp Divided by 0 (Time Paradox)

**zombie dude** 17th August 2009, 2:03 pm

granted, you create a black whole everyone dies

i wish ross would shut his whore mouth

**h00dstaaaa** 17th August 2009, 3:31 pm

Granted, but his voice kept all the jew zombies away and your the first one to get infected by them.

I wish i could marry zoey from l4d.

**BLACK SNOW 13** 17th August 2009, 7:55 pm

granted but she becomes a lesbian because you can't pleasure her

i wish for another baskin robins oreo milk shake again Very Happy

yummy

**ABigSoggy Wafle** 17th August 2009, 8:05 pm

Granted, however, the "sperm bank on wheels" accidentally mixed up their loading bay with BR's vanilla ice cream truck.

I wish Yellow Snow here doesn't fuck me over in Distress Call.

**BLACK SNOW 13** 17th August 2009, 8:35 pm

granted but since you called me Yellow Snow, I will fuck you over hard instead of fucking u over

i wish the me and the other guys in the campaign do very good Very Happy

**ABigSoggy Wafle** 17th August 2009, 8:50 pm

Granted, as long as I get full assault ammo Razz

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I wish I had an idea for a wishoh look there's one!

**Ross Saxophone** 17th August 2009, 10:12 pm

Granted but then you'd have nothing to wish for and thus, die.

I wish something bad would happen to my wish.

**Spiderman** 17th August 2009, 10:19 pm

Granted you ge...yo......O SHI-

I wish that my dick wasent eaten by a bear.

**BLACK SNOW 13** 17th August 2009, 10:23 pm

granted it gets eaten by a bager

i wish knoxville's balls get eaten by a bager

**Spiderman** 17th August 2009, 11:21 pm

Granted, but i took yours.

I wish that i found the bear that ate my dick off.

**MrKurt2012** 17th August 2009, 11:26 pm

Wish granted but when you find it it eats your ball sack and legs off also...

I wish deadpool would come to my house and rape me.

**BLACK SNOW 13** 18th August 2009, 12:18 am

granted, he will rape you so hard you shall die from the pain of an gigantic dick Shocked

i wish i was there to see this

**LegendaryFroggy** 5th September 2009, 9:34 pm

Granted but you die of laughter.

I wish I wish I was a fish! Very Happy

**x1 Thanatos 1x** 5th September 2009, 9:56 pm

Granted, but you are caught and raped in the ass by n2wry.

I wish Obama would get shot.

**BlitherCube** 5th September 2009, 10:00 pm

Granted but Joe Biden becomes president...

**x1 Thanatos 1x** 5th September 2009, 10:02 pm

You didn't make a wish! How can I undermine your life's objectives if you do not care to share them with us!?!??!??!!

**ABigSoggy Wafle** 5th September 2009, 10:03 pm

I wish I could summon the great dick in the sky to destroy anyone in the world.

**x1 Thanatos 1x** 5th September 2009, 10:04 pm

Granted, but the Great Dick requires a sacrifice and rapes you in the ass and cums on you for one thousand years.

I wish that all the left wing politicians were killed.

**LegendaryFroggy** 5th September 2009, 10:07 pm

Granted but they come back to life, eat your brains and rape your mom.

I wish that my wish couldn't be broken Very Happy

**x1 Thanatos 1x** 5th September 2009, 10:09 pm

Ha! You lose! I don't have a brain!

Granted but God hates for causing a paradox and kills you.

I wish that I had a minion of n2wry's that didn't hate me and raped everyone on the forum besides me.

**ABigSoggy Wafle** 5th September 2009, 10:11 pm

Granted but they are so weak that they are usless and easily over taken.

I wish I was raped by 10 bears with n2wry's face on each and everyone of them. Try and mess that one up!

**x1 Thanatos 1x** 5th September 2009, 10:13 pm

Granted, but they have MASSIVELY small dicks and so you are not pleasured.

I wish that I wish I had all abilities of God.

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