zombie survival guide

This 'guide' is silly. If you really want to survive, use this:

Zomando wrote:This 'guide' is silly. If you really want to survive, use this:

Meh, it was OK. Kind of made me question certain things though.

Yeah, at some points when I was reading, I was getting really bored. It was sort of sucking the fun out of zombies, because it was like:

"You can't do this under circumstances, you'll surely die. Do it the safe way, and stay away from everything."

lol that is weired

Zomando wrote:Yeah, at some points when I was reading, I was getting really bored. It was sort of sucking the fun out of zombies, because it was like:

"You can't do this under circumstances, you'll surely die. Do it the safe way, and stay away from everything."

Truly if you want to live, Max Brooks has a point. You want to stay away from everything unless you have some super elaborate safe house in the city with a greenhouse on top.

that guide was ok, i think teamwork and really powerful weapons will help you live through a zombie apocalypse and if ur alone you have to go with your instinct, like if you should search for supplies at night or day,etc.

I just think the idea of not using guns because the forces that are left will shoot you, is a bit of a reach. I think that defines you from being a zombie. No one is going to shoot at you for defending yourself. If there are any form of government enforcers left, surely laws will not be there first idea that pops in their head.
Also I don't think it covered the homemade weapons very well. There is a lot in your house that can me made as a deadly weapon.

The XXX part is so false. Being covered in blood just makes things even sexier.

Made in Finland wrote:The XXX part is so false. Being covered in blood just makes things even sexier.

I DOn't even know if you are being sarcastic.

Funniest guide I've ever seen

Made in Finland wrote:The XXX part is so false. Being covered in blood just makes things even sexier.

Defiantly.

Find this shit to be sooo cash...
http://www.zshare.net/flash/73405716ff66a5b4/

Ah, pretty much the basics of zombie survival with a bit of a ROFLCHOPTER twist in it.

Hey, something just hit me. Someone should make a guide for "internet zombies." Websites that end up getting STD'd out the ass and infect any computer that dares set foot into it and gets zombied itself!

Just as fictional, although more likely, than an IRL zombie attack.

it could work.

Lol, a zombie computer virus?

Smiles.........WHO GIVES A F*CK



No really, I found this fun to read

P.s Can zombies get H.I.V or AIDS?
Really? awsome
Thanks

i think the max brooks one was good. sure it takes the fun out of zombies, but i doubt you would have much fun in a REAL zombie apocalypse anyway. this guide was kind of stupid. funny. but stupid