Happy Valentine's Day

Desert Sleepy wrote:I used to dislike Valentine's Day, just because there was always this really shitty vibe. Like everybody thought it had suddenly turned into beautiful springtime in the middle of February in our dank, moldy, cockroach infested public school. What the hell is wrong with them? Don't they know that February is a cold, dark, empty month? It's the shortest month for a reason - because it's the absolute shittiest month. At least with January everything's got that feeling of being cold, but still brand new, and March has the fact that it's starting to warm up. February has the distinction of being cold and miserable every year.

Now that I don't have to see this bullshit marketing holiday on display in a filthy bunker, I feel totally fine about it. I feel like even if I wasn't as forever-alone as Tophat, it would just make today intolerable. I hate having to go into card stores, and I also don't like the whole "everything is red"-ness of Valentine's Day.

snowwolf1996 wrote:Dont worry Tophat...I am in teh same boat, Just the girl i like doesn't feel the same way

mboddz751 wrote:
so...February is very cold and you don't like the color red

Jagdgeschwader wrote:Even when you have a girl, you still hate Valentine's day.

Desert Sleepy wrote:

mboddz751 wrote:
so...February is very cold and you don't like the color red

Don't forget that it's also dank. That's an important one.

ApocalypseVVolf. wrote:I ended up creating a card, and putting it on an obnoxious bitch's desk, the front said "Guess who's single for this valentines day?"

She assumed to see something like "Not you! My valentines!"

I glued a mirror on the inside, Good times.

ApocalypseVVolf. wrote:I ended up creating a card, and putting it on an obnoxious bitch's desk, the front said "Guess who's single for this valentines day?"

She assumed to see something like "Not you! My valentines!"

I glued a mirror on the inside, Good times.

Desert Sleepy wrote:Don't they know that February is a cold, dark, empty month? It's the shortest month for a reason - because it's the absolute shittiest month.

lamboman1342 wrote:

Desert Sleepy wrote:Don't they know that February is a cold, dark, empty month? It's the shortest month for a reason - because it's the absolute shittiest month.

February also is mine and Kiwis birthday

DJDemitri wrote:

ApocalypseVVolf. wrote:I ended up creating a card, and putting it on an obnoxious bitch's desk, the front said "Guess who's single for this valentines day?"

She assumed to see something like "Not you! My valentines!"

I glued a mirror on the inside, Good times.

That good, Here's one me and my girlfriend did for a Valentine troll.

She walked up to my friend Zachery and yelled as loud as possible YOU DICK I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING, MY MONEY< MY LOVE< AND MY VIRGINITY. AND YOU DO THIS! F*** YOU. Then slapped him and walked off as we watched the shit hit the fan from afar. After it calmed down I texted him from her phone which came up as an unknown number all this lovey dovey crap and his girlfriend flipped so hard. He is PISSED but totally worth it.
Classic

Its not my favorite holiday but its better to see red than blue for a change, not to mention there's a lot of free crap you can grab.

Jagdgeschwader wrote:

DJDemitri wrote:

ApocalypseVVolf. wrote:I ended up creating a card, and putting it on an obnoxious bitch's desk, the front said "Guess who's single for this valentines day?"

She assumed to see something like "Not you! My valentines!"

I glued a mirror on the inside, Good times.

That good, Here's one me and my girlfriend did for a Valentine troll.

She walked up to my friend Zachery and yelled as loud as possible YOU DICK I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING, MY MONEY< MY LOVE< AND MY VIRGINITY. AND YOU DO THIS! F*** YOU. Then slapped him and walked off as we watched the shit hit the fan from afar. After it calmed down I texted him from her phone which came up as an unknown number all this lovey dovey crap and his girlfriend flipped so hard. He is PISSED but totally worth it.
Classic

Its not my favorite holiday but its better to see red than blue for a change, not to mention there's a lot of free crap you can grab.

And one day she'll do the same to you.

ABigSoggy Wafle wrote:"Green paper, gold teeth and pregnant golden retrievers
All I want, fuck money, diamonds and bitches, don't need them" -Tyler the Creator

Pick what you want. Be happy for others or the hope that someone will come for you. Or laugh at the poor fucks that spend EIGHTY FUCKING DOLLARS FOR SOME CHEAP ROSES THAT THE MEXI-INDI- FUCK PROBABLY WIPED HIS ASS WITH. Fuck Hoboken or how ever you spell that shit hole. Yes I mad. I so fucking mad.

DJDemitri wrote:

Jagdgeschwader wrote:

DJDemitri wrote:

ApocalypseVVolf. wrote:I ended up creating a card, and putting it on an obnoxious bitch's desk, the front said "Guess who's single for this valentines day?"

She assumed to see something like "Not you! My valentines!"

I glued a mirror on the inside, Good times.

That good, Here's one me and my girlfriend did for a Valentine troll.

She walked up to my friend Zachery and yelled as loud as possible YOU DICK I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING, MY MONEY< MY LOVE< AND MY VIRGINITY. AND YOU DO THIS! F*** YOU. Then slapped him and walked off as we watched the shit hit the fan from afar. After it calmed down I texted him from her phone which came up as an unknown number all this lovey dovey crap and his girlfriend flipped so hard. He is PISSED but totally worth it.
Classic

Its not my favorite holiday but its better to see red than blue for a change, not to mention there's a lot of free crap you can grab.

And one day she'll do the same to you.

You know what, it was so funny it would be worth it. Not to mention its not a big loss. I am afraid Zach will find out what I did and he'll do a prank war.

Jagdgeschwader wrote:

DJDemitri wrote:

Jagdgeschwader wrote:

DJDemitri wrote:

ApocalypseVVolf. wrote:I ended up creating a card, and putting it on an obnoxious bitch's desk, the front said "Guess who's single for this valentines day?"

She assumed to see something like "Not you! My valentines!"

I glued a mirror on the inside, Good times.

That good, Here's one me and my girlfriend did for a Valentine troll.

She walked up to my friend Zachery and yelled as loud as possible YOU DICK I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING, MY MONEY< MY LOVE< AND MY VIRGINITY. AND YOU DO THIS! F*** YOU. Then slapped him and walked off as we watched the shit hit the fan from afar. After it calmed down I texted him from her phone which came up as an unknown number all this lovey dovey crap and his girlfriend flipped so hard. He is PISSED but totally worth it.
Classic

Its not my favorite holiday but its better to see red than blue for a change, not to mention there's a lot of free crap you can grab.

And one day she'll do the same to you.

You know what, it was so funny it would be worth it. Not to mention its not a big loss. I am afraid Zach will find out what I did and he'll do a prank war.

The least of your problems bro. I'd just kick your ass.