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Post  Desert Sleepy 13th June 2012, 4:48 am

What right do you have to criticize?
You, whose entire writing style is plagiarized!
Your forum games look like rejected MS Paint Adventures
That shit's about as old as George Washington's dentures.
Your doppelganger shit ain't original; it's fuckin' pitiful!
You're so close to a lawsuit, the situation's critical!

I planned to make my project with organization and persistence
It ain't my fault I couldn't get enough assistance
I did all I could!
Considering the scope, I did damn good
And it ain't even over
My shit'll blow up like a fuckin' supernova!


I only hate Steam 'cause I got no use for it
It's just a friendslist and a bunch of useless shit
But hey, if you love ads and being sold shit, go ahead
Buy a bunch of games more simple then the kids in special ed.
With their quirky sense of humor and simplistic art style
I'm sure all that indie shit is right up your aisle.

When I rap, I do my best to make it so long
And make sure to keep my strategy two-pronged
I build myself up, and insult you-
Wait, those aren’t insults, they’re true!
Anyway, how'd you even get that purple title?
You, who's a step away from completely idle
Your forum games never finish and you rarely host a game
I'm in shock that people here even know your name!

But what do I know? I've only been here ten months
Long enough to learn which members are total cunts.
Admittedly, that part's probably a little too vitriolic
To dish out to some guy who just wants to skip and frolic
In a realm of artsy faggy pretentiousness
But that's how I spit: I'm fuckin' merciless!
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Post  DeadApe 13th June 2012, 5:46 pm

Eaglendia wrote:

Think I'm a dog? Guess that makes you a bitch.
I'm king of this kennel; that ain't just a glitch
in the system, there's charisma and charm in my sound.
Can't resist them? Then you've earned a cell in the pound.

Not even the Crucible gets hits on my wit.
Yeah, your Endemic jokes are tired as shit.
That's right. What a joker. I've heard it already.
Staff versus master? The former stands steady.
Real fuckin' neato, Ape. So much for that.
Tell me something, Vito? Where's my lasagna at?

What was that? I thought black guys were supposed to be good at rapping,
But its looking like the only thing your good at is fapping,
to your own ego, amigo, Amingo? Remember when friendly competition turned to looking up the combo to beat?
No heart in the game, just button presses to repeat. Take a seat, this is your defeat,
Apply some Aloe to this burn, put the controller down, I'll let you know when its your turn.
You Gay Oh? Nah I forgot, your into magic the gathering,
but we all know your useless without Super Mega King.

HOMOSTUCK.

Gamma Crush, Web Ball, Chaos Dimension. I'm first and your not even worth an honorable mention.

Yeah traitor was fun once, see you later, your done punk.
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Post  bman4782 13th June 2012, 6:23 pm

Eaglendia wrote:
DeadApe wrote:Alright then. I've had enough of this standing in a corner. DeadApe vs Eaglendia? I'd bet on the former.
If you think your tough shit because you're staff, let me hit you with some information.
You didn't do anything, I don't even need a replacement.
I'm head of state bitch, so be a good dog and sit.
Your bark is louder than your bite, time to up and rage quit.
Your a joke Beagle, this rap battle is a bore.
Your rhymes are weak, I feel like I'm playing meaningless battle 4.
This ain't even worth it, you've got no wit,
Why don't you take a page from Endemic, drop the mic and split.

Think I'm a dog? Guess that makes you a bitch.
I'm king of this kennel; that ain't just a glitch
in the system, there's charisma and charm in my sound.
Can't resist them? Then you've earned a cell in the pound.

Not even the Crucible gets hits on my wit.
Yeah, your Endemic jokes are tired as shit.
That's right. What a joker. I've heard it already.
Staff versus master? The former stands steady.
Real fuckin' neato, Ape. So much for that.
Tell me something, Vito? Where's my lasagna at?

He says I don't do shit? Let's give this baby a rattle.
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Is it okay for me to stop winning this battle?


bman4782 wrote:You guys are all dumb.
Eaglendia, go in a corner crying to your mum.
You were crying like a baby so you sucked on your thumb.
Your mother walked through the door asking "honey, whats's wrong"?
You walk up to her and said Bman beat me in Donkey Kong.
I may be in a wheelchair, but I am strong.

...Are you shitting me?

When Bman's up to bat, I see this site has no hope.
This fag came up to rape me--"Shit! I don't have a rope!"
Take a walk with me, Bardia. Wait, wait. Was that cruel?
You spit racist bars, think that shit makes you cool?
Bitch, I'm Heineken Lager.
You're vitamin water.
You're a paraplegic stalker with a mom like Dobby from Harry Potter.
Beat me in Donkey Kong? I've got the high score.
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Come get as high as me if you think you're hardcore.
I'll pick up some barrels, watch your coward ass scatter.
How's it feel, knowing that you'll never climb this ladder?
Never leap over the river, never hit that question block
and earn shiny coins to spend in strip clubs gazing at Canadian cock.
I'll be on the stage to rock while you fap into a sock.

If you can't dodge these blows, then you best get to blockin'.
I'll make you the Christopher Reeve to my Christopher Walken.
Easy.

Do they even have quarters in Canada?


Desert Sleepy wrote:Yo, yo yo yo yo yo, yo.
Cough up the mic, B. It's about to get durtyy in here.
DJ Durty Dick steppin' up to the mic.
DJ Durty Dick in the house.
All my homies hype me up.
I need to be hyped up, hype me up homies.
C'mon homies hype me up.
Yeah.
DJ Durty Dick.
Duuuuuuuurttttttyyyyyy.
Ye-!
DJ Durty Dick, doin' that shit ALL DAY.
All-fuckin'-day.
A'ight.
Now lemme spit it.

Des does rhyme like a shotgun--Inaccurate as hell.
What a shameful display, and I know he meant well.
Shame I waited for him to come out of his shell.
With bars so unfounded, we're compounding the shame.
Shame you fucking spit like a Stormtrooper aims.
Shame your voice acting project was so fucking...

Mediocre.
What? I mean, it was pretty ambitious.
How were you expecting to get that done anyway?
No, no. I know exactly how you feel. It's all good.


You ask why I'm rapping? Cause I'm done with you rabble.
Got people to see; oh, the places I'll travel.
Your shit is cerebral, but my brain can hold much
More complex things than rhymes about Starsky and Hutch.
My ego ain't a crutch.
You'll never believe this: check my telekinesis!

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I've got Mind Sculptor swag. Erase the mind of some fag
who hates Steam cause his box sucks. Can't handle the lag?

I'll store your loving memory in a section of my mind that occupies ten gigs of RAM per milligram.

UndeadXBox, I can't believe it.
You are collectively too weak to even hold a candle to the likes of m--


Flasktoss55 wrote:I've been given a sardonic disposition on life, because my happy days were shorter than Sylvetican Strife.
Now enhance that pain by two, and you'll know what I hear when I listen to that piano music raping my ear.
Playing music is fine, just not when you're in a call, and not when your recorder's on the other side of a wall.
Practice makes perfect, but you're not perfect yet, and have you learned the latest battle song from Homestuck yet?


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Ghhh!

...Impossible... Seems his bars have the power to wound me.

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I knew you'd be here.
Three fucking seconds and you've overstayed your welcome.
I ain't playing around. I'll put you underground.

Well, Flask.
I'd show you everywhere you've gone wrong, but I'd need a damn huge graph.
Maybe if you best me now you'll be real staff.
You're a hardass when it comes to games. Your efforts are too lame. You don't deserve the purple name. You put this team to shame.
Off my stage, fucking skank. Where's that cover of Tank?

Why would you think I'd try to erase the past?
Each half-adventure is better than the last.
But someone out there somewhere always seems to let me down
Drain what's left of my ambitious self to nothing but a frown.
And quit, or get busy, or bored--you see? How sad that Sylvetica's strife falls on me.
You say you'll attack my character, but only skirt the border.
Chaotic, for a man who cares so much about order.
You act so creative, but your spirit never flies
And won't before one of, or both of us dies.
Flask is a hardass--believe what I say.
So I'll take charge today, and he'll be asspained when he doesn't get his way.

Insult my talent off the bat? Now that was overzealous?
Can you handle that? I sense someone might be jealous.
My musical skill echoes a long fucking way.
Makes women three towns over call me just to say "hey."
You finish one song, then run downstairs and say "Daddy, daddy, look what I made today!"
What you've filed under "ear rape", I call grace. You should be giving me thanks.
T'was my style what allowed me to rise through the ranks.
I'm a Barrett .50cal, and you're firing blanks.

Think my ego's a balloon? Want to blow me, make it bigger?
Think fast--I'll pull the trigger.
My sniper round will pierce your skull, and trust me: when it goes in
I know you'll learn the real perils of being throzen.


Listen bitch you sound like kermit the frog.
Saw your bitchass stumbling out of the fog.
You act cool just because you make forum games.
Black people always try to act like Rick James.
Your a piece of shit and I already know that.
All of you and your friends are so motherfucking fat.

I will make you scatter and watch you piss in a cup.
You record videos saying "Light em up"!
We all know you ain't cool.
All black people never go to school.
Is that going to far?
Too bad because Im sitting here laughing in a bar.

So sit back down bitch, go take a hike.
The police came and I said "niga stole my bike".
You always tried to act so smart.
So then you said to Super Mega King "Hey, Damen lets go play Minecart".

Get at me bitch I will make you end up in the gutter.
And don't even talk because all you do is stutter.

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Post  Jagdgeschwader 13th June 2012, 7:08 pm

Fighting all these people, you must be getting tired.
But being a fat white kid must keep you wired.
Every time you're in the party I have to remind
That you're actually black and not a mime!

But then again, why would I think that at all?
You never stop talking you just have the gall.
It's no secret that you just like the sound of your own voice.
But to everybody else, it's just ambient noise.

But then again who can ignore you?
Listen here black Goofy, please I implore you
To step down I say, and I say this with heart.
There's no reason to be staff when your asset is ART.


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Post  Eaglendia 13th June 2012, 9:16 pm

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Wow. Okay, for fuck's sake people.

I know I probably have beef with like eighty of you but come on.

The green man with the bad haircut made a very good point to me. What is even the point of other staff members coming up here to try and kick my ass?

Like, damn straight I'm tired, Jag.

Give me a second here and I'll get back to you crazy motherfuckers, like seriously what the hell.
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Post  Eaglendia 14th June 2012, 5:10 am

Westhybrid 360 wrote:WH: Well then.
Now you should listen Eagle, while I rhyme to the crowd,
I thought what you said was cute, almost made me proud.
You think you're hearing your crowd shouting about your win,
and all I hear is your bitchy rhymes and the world's smallest violin.

Oh boy.

This man tried to take my place. He didn't win an election.
This faggot ain't staff--he's a Staph infection!
He's a wannabe artist with a predilection
for sucking cock to earn affection.
Looking for a man to rub?
"I met him in my improv club!" :3
I'll execute this poser: lethal injection.

Minimum wage is all you'll ever be.
I've got the views you'll never see.
I am the star. The light in the sky you'd wish you are. It's me.
The only "fossil" left here is you--what a goner.
Think I'd suck a dick? At least I'd do it with honor.

You think this is a game?
Bitch tries to out my flame?
Gets put to shame. Erase his name. His face will never be the same.
Fucked your bitch. What a dame.
Think I'm ugly? Ugly claim. You wish you had my swagger, bitch, so put me in your picture frame.
Rapping's now my way to fame. I'm the beast you'll never tame. I do this shit to much acclaim.
Guitar solos, screaming fans--are you not entertained?

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Sorry, dude.
I need to kill some of you, otherwise they won't think I'm serious.
Anyway look at the time. I think I have time for one more now. Besides something might happen tomorrow that may or may not involve a bunch of people jumping up on stage and killing you guys. I would like to be awake for that.


Jagdgeschwader wrote:Fighting all these people, you must be getting tired.
But being a fat white kid must keep you wired.
Every time you're in the party I have to remind
That you're actually black and not a mime!

Jack Dishwater wasn't made for the sky.
Did you think you were German? Did you think you could fly?
Did you think you could best me? You came here to die.
So I'll pantomime your sorry ass, see?
Put this bitch in a box like a Malibu Barbie.
How wired does a fat kid even have to be, when killing you takes so little energy?

Your paramilitary's choking now. You're joking, now.
I'm laughing how one kid in a chopper puts you down.
If I top your shit rhymes you'll just fire the cannon.
Leave nothing standin'. When I start handin' bars too sick, you'll say:
"Run! Everybody place a kick!"

Yeah, I've got gall, cause you thought you'd appall
me with more black humor; I've got wherewithal
to take your ass down, now your back's to the wall.
Looks like you lack humor. You ain't funny at all.

You guys ain't half bad, but you're gonna have to step it up. Best bars I've seen tonight are coming from staff. What the fuck are they gonna do with more staff powers, huh?

Des, Bman, I've got something coming to you, don't worry. Jag, I don't even need to draw stick figures to take you off my stage. Come back when the professionals are done.
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Post  Flasktoss55 14th June 2012, 6:08 am

Let me taste that blood, hm, it tastes kind of weary.
And that's understandable because your verses made me teary.
All this juggling you're doing with these punks who just reiterate the things already said and the insults that they did not create.
Oh, I'll give you some props, you're almost as good as me, but I am an assboss and you're the biggest ass I see.

Why do I persist, even though I've got the purple name? Maybe it's a matter of putting your vanity to shame.
Maybe I want Double Staff, a meaningless label, just about as insignificant as what's on the table.
Who would want your job, man? This economic climate? That would be like you making another forum game- oh, shit!
Pawning off your title to the rappiest bidder is so like your personality it can't get much fitter.

We're too evenly matched, though, our forces combine. You're the yin to my yang, you're the rhythm to my rhyme.
Without all your chaos, who will ever need my order? I can cage your gradient with my two-pixel border.
When you first put that giant blue block on my screen, I expected to hate you and I thought you were mean.
Well you're still the same dick, but I've come to respect your crazy genius that often makes my own dick erec-

Wait, what the fuck.



Um.



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Post  Cry Vengeance 14th June 2012, 10:25 am

With skin soft like silk and rhymes smooth like butter, it's the first time I've felt a man straighten my rudder.

Your eyes are like sapphires, or some shit like that. I'm sure you have a cock like a baseball bat.

Mad skills with the literary, and loads of blank on the itinerary, it's no surprise that your forum games bring smiles and merry.

You're a good guy Eagle, not much more to say, despite not playing Halo I'd still blow you any day.



Word.
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Post  Eaglendia 14th June 2012, 1:11 pm

Cry Vengeance wrote:Word.

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Been a long time since I've seen you in here, dude.

Those ain't the hottest bars I've heard but they don't have to be. I know what you're getting at. Hopefully no thanks are necessary?

Here. Have one of those crazy "fisp bunp" things people are talking about nowadays.
As for the rest of you...
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Post  oO Coggy Oo 14th June 2012, 1:29 pm

In West Philadelphia born and raised
on the playground is where I spent most of my days
chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
and all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
when a couple of guys who were up to no good
started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
and said "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air!"

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
licensplate said "Fresh" and had a dice in the mirror
if anything I could say that this cab was rare
but I thought nah, forget it, yo home to Bel-Air!

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
and I yelled to the cabby "Yo, home smell you later"
looked at my kingdom I was finally there
to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air
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Post  KGBOOM 14th June 2012, 1:36 pm


This is the part where the rap breaks down,
KG's here shit's happenin' now
What'chu guys doin' all cryin' and shit
Y'all look up to eagle, i just call 'im a git
You guys be whining
Mah raps be shining
Pretty heavy cloud,
If it has a silver lining
Coggy i left yo' mother crying
I'm insane
Drinkin' propane
and i don't mean to brag and i don't mean to boast
but i'm like HOT BUTTER on my breakfast toast
So while you ladies just stand here gabbin'
I'll be over here, motherfuckin spycrabbin'
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Post  sgt zombie23 14th June 2012, 2:05 pm

I honestly can't tell if you killed me or west? Is that green or yellow?
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Post  Eaglendia 14th June 2012, 2:06 pm

sgt zombie23 wrote:I honestly can't tell if you killed me or west? Is that green or yellow?

Why would I kill you? You haven't even done anything?
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Post  Leniette 14th June 2012, 2:37 pm

I don’t even want this fucking position
I just came in with a sneaking suspicion
That some idiot I know was making rhymes for show
And I had to save the day with my superior flow

I knew that I just had to enter this ring
‘cause you boys don’ seem to know a thing
About crafting sick fires, rhyming, or timing,
I can tell that up your ranks, I’m already climbing
Y’all didn’t know that a chick could rap?
Well sit your ass down and get ready to clap.

You guys are always talkin’ ‘bout your dicks,
Don’t know if it’s for show or just for kicks
But let me tell you now that’s one way to show
That you’re on your knees and ready to blow
And you always say “oh no, a gay joke!”
Then stick your own in and go for straight broke
Oh did I say straight? Sorry ‘bout that.
Hey, sit your ass down, I’m up to bat.

From what I’ve seen from you on this ridiculous site,
It seems to me you’re nothing but a cancerous blight,
Starting projects and forum games left and right,
Then forgettin’ about them? You got stage fright?
You know that I know that you’re not gay
But that doesn’t keep me from what I wanna say
That you suck more cocks than our own dick weaver
And when it comes down to it you’re always receiver
You really think that you’ve come out on top?
All your rhymes so far have been nothing but slop.

So that’s really all I’ve got to say
I’m pretty much out of this childish fray
Again, I don’t want your silly position
I just had to finish my one main mission
Of making you look like a complete an’ utter fool
And show once and for all girls rule and boys drool.

(i mean no offense to anyone. /)UwU(\ )
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Post  A Groovy Tophat 14th June 2012, 2:48 pm

Hmmm... You posted at 13:37......
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Post  snowwolf1996 14th June 2012, 3:03 pm

Leniette wrote:I don’t even want this fucking position
I just came in with a sneaking suspicion
That some idiot I know was making rhymes for show
And I had to save the day with my superior flow

I knew that I just had to enter this ring
‘cause you boys don’ seem to know a thing
About crafting sick fires, rhyming, or timing,
I can tell that up your ranks, I’m already climbing
Y’all didn’t know that a chick could rap?
Well sit your ass down and get ready to clap.

You guys are always talkin’ ‘bout your dicks,
Don’t know if it’s for show or just for kicks
But let me tell you now that’s one way to show
That you’re on your knees and ready to blow
And you always say “oh no, a gay joke!”
Then stick your own in and go for straight broke
Oh did I say straight? Sorry ‘bout that.
Hey, sit your ass down, I’m up to bat.

From what I’ve seen from you on this ridiculous site,
It seems to me you’re nothing but a cancerous blight,
Starting projects and forum games left and right,
Then forgettin’ about them? You got stage fright?
You know that I know that you’re not gay
But that doesn’t keep me from what I wanna say
That you suck more cocks than our own dick weaver
And when it comes down to it you’re always receiver
You really think that you’ve come out on top?
All your rhymes so far have been nothing but slop.

So that’s really all I’ve got to say
I’m pretty much out of this childish fray
Again, I don’t want your silly position
I just had to finish my one main mission
Of making you look like a complete an’ utter fool
And show once and for all girls rule and boys drool.

(i mean no offense to anyone. /)UwU(\ )

It almost feels like i am giving these away
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Post  Eaglendia 14th June 2012, 3:19 pm

Leniette wrote:I don’t even want this fucking position
I just came in with a sneaking suspicion
That some idiot I know was making rhymes for show
And I had to save the day with my superior flow

...No. Just... no.

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AWAY WITH YOU, UNCOUTH STRUMPET!
No bitches on my stage.

Okay, first of all, like nothing you say means anything.
You cried at the end of Kingdom Hearts, and that's not even where my humor starts.

I'm the king of this castle, so listen:
Take your postmodern bullshit back to the kitchen.
In my time on the stage, never seen a sight sadder
than the girl with talent big as her gall bladder.
She's got no gall at all. Thinks her verses are coarse.
Thinks her rhymes can abuse me? I'll win this by force.
Put this bitch on the table.
"WHOOPS SORRY, TRIGGER WARNING." There'll be no month of mourning
When I deconstruct the fable
Of her style, she says is much better than mine?
I cracked open a cooler--never saw this much whine!

Think gender makes you safe? I'll wreck this kid.
You say I've got ego? You're nothing but id.
D. Berg analysis? Self-gratification.
Stick to asking "Is this an exceptional nation?"
Put you down on the tracks out by Grand Central Station,
See your ass get run down--to my final elation.

Let me put you in the picture. Let me show you what I mean.
I've got extraplanar powers, Fish--you're just a damn sardine.
Did you know that I'm immortal? Thought your bars were straight obscene?
"Eagle's dead!" I hear the harlot cry. "Long live the queen!"
She's a real dark lily. Used to try to be so scene.
Now I hear her say "He's lying! I was just a stupid teen!"
Think the shit I'm spitting now just comes from my e-peen?
My strength defies statistics. Deviation from the mean.

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Phew. It is getting -crazy- hot in here.
Thanks for the fan, lady. Where did you say you got this again?
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Post  Leniette 14th June 2012, 3:21 pm

I doff my hat to thee, good sir.
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Post  Jagdgeschwader 14th June 2012, 7:40 pm

Eaglendia wrote:
Jack Dishwater wasn't made for the sky.
Did you think you were German? Did you think you could fly?
Did you think you could best me? You came here to die.
So I'll pantomime your sorry ass, see?
Put this bitch in a box like a Malibu Barbie.
How wired does a fat kid even have to be, when killing you takes so little energy?

Your paramilitary's choking now. You're joking, now.
I'm laughing how one kid in a chopper puts you down.
If I top your shit rhymes you'll just fire the cannon.
Leave nothing standin'. When I start handin' bars too sick, you'll say:
"Run! Everybody place a kick!"

Yeah, I've got gall, cause you thought you'd appall
me with more black humor; I've got wherewithal
to take your ass down, now your back's to the wall.
Looks like you lack humor. You ain't funny at all.

You guys ain't half bad, but you're gonna have to step it up. Best bars I've seen tonight are coming from staff. What the fuck are they gonna do with more staff powers, huh?

Des, Bman, I've got something coming to you, don't worry. Jag, I don't even need to draw stick figures to take you off my stage. Come back when the professionals are done.[/b]

I may be out of the element but I'll tell you what's up
Who the hell gives their staff away in a rap battle called "sup"?
I'll take the vanguard, don't call me a liar
You'll pull shards out of you from the controlled burst of fire
Of my rhymes, they're accurate and they're hard hitting.
How can you knock everyone out yelling "Duh, winning"?

You can't, you know it, we're keeping you down.
Why in the world did you even start this you clown?
The title itself tells it all
You expected to fail, expected to mothball
If fail's what you want, fail's what you get.
Ten on one, if you win, true grit.
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Post  KGBOOM 14th June 2012, 7:48 pm

Eaglendia wrote:
...No. Just... no.

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AWAY WITH YOU, UNCOUTH STRUMPET!
No bitches on my stage.



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Phew. It is getting -crazy- hot in here.
Thanks for the fan, lady. Where did you say you got this again?

Sup. (?????) - Page 3 Cr5Ko


Sit down punk i gotta talk to you
and don't say a word until i do
You may be the almighty squire of sound
but i'm a goddamn knight all round
I never played celestials, endemic or reality changer
And to be honest i've had shits a lot stranger
Now to strike thine wench you've got to think
"Where can i hit that'll leave a mark of pink?"
But if you had to be told
you must be getting old
You're even sillier than KSI QUICK RELOAD
You think you're the only one who can draw
I got a GCSE in art, you yank bore
It's the K to the G B double O M
Now, Boy, what do you say to that then?





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Post  ztron 15th June 2012, 12:27 am

I feel like I shouldnt be here cause I'd be the loose cannon, your all packing lugers while I'm strapped with a desert, Eagle I've got to say you've rounded up quite a pig pen, man I see so many hens, we may as well have a contest to see who can write down most shit in pen. I mean seriously it's a forum rap battle, you could start one and then take a nap, and come up with something on the mental mind tap, then come back and finish it right back. My shit may lack but at least it didn't take half a day, and by the way is this shit even on the Kay? And now I'm bored so I might go snore :P
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Post  sgt zombie23 15th June 2012, 12:31 am

Eagle hasn't responded to mine yet.... Does that mean i win? Do i get staff now?
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Post  DeadApe 18th June 2012, 12:02 am

What goes on.
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Post  A Groovy Tophat 18th June 2012, 12:57 am

Hey look, he abandoned another one of his forum games.
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Post  Super Mega King 18th June 2012, 12:58 am

A Groovy Tophat wrote:Hey look, he abandoned another one of his forum games.

hey look you've still accomplished nothing

Spoiler:
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