The Creative Minds of Others

**STUNTMAN1TY** 5th July 2012, 8:30 pm

So out of sheer boredom I logged onto Omegle, (which is a social networking site that pairs you up with a random stranger,) and I went onto the Spy Mode where you have to ask a question while two other strangers debate on it. I made my question into a command which was: Collaborate to create a satisfying short story.......and I thought I'd share what they came up with:
Stranger 2: ummmm
Stranger 1: His name was Jeremy
Stranger 2: and he owned a pet unicorn
Stranger 1: the unicorn was always getting into trouble around town.
Stranger 2: so he sent the unicorn away to a boarding school
Stranger 1: where the unicorn learned Karate
Stranger 2: but he started using his knowledge of karate to fight with everyone he came in contact with
Stranger 1: so he ended up very high on the FBI Most-Wanted list
Stranger 2: and his owner jeremy became very disappointed
Stranger 1: and called him home to have a chat
Stranger 2: but the unicorn was in a bad mood and went all karate-ninja on jeremy
Stranger 1: and so Jeremy lay there, in a pool of his own blood, fading in and out of consciousness, wondering to himself how it had come to this.
Stranger 2: and the unicorn felt bad, so he rode off into the sunset (to the nearest hospital) with jeremy on his back
Stranger 1: while recuperating, Jeremy fell in love with a nurse in the hospital taking care of him, her name was Lola
tranger 2: lola was a very nice person, but she did not think of Jeremy as anything other than a patient
Stranger 1: When Jeremy recovered, they went on multiple dates, and he was unaware she did not care about him.
Stranger 2: meanwhile on the sidelines the unicorn was stalking their every move, fueled with jealousy.
Stranger 1: eventually Jeremy decided to propose to Lola after taking her to dinner one night.
Stranger 2: but Lola rejected him and claimed that there was another lover: the unicorn.
Stranger 1: Jeremy fell into deep depression, drinking heavily and taking pain killers.
Stranger 2: then the FBI closed in on the unicorn and they had a karate battle showdown of the ages, ending with the unicorn being arrested and convicted because guns happened.
Stranger 1: Jeremy, now with one friend behind bars and another who didn't care about him from the start began having thoughts of suicide.
Stranger 2: so Jeremy felt life no longer had meaning, seeing how Lola felt nothing for him, he took his own life, and the unicorn followed shortly afterward, feeling responsible, and then Lola did too, because it just fits well with the rest of it. the end.
Stranger 2: we should publish this.
Stranger 1: absolutely, it's a work of art