ArmA II: CO giveaway

Rising East bitches

Alright so we decided on a east coast time slot. Any preferences on the map? I would prefer the original one.

Desert Sleepy wrote:Bandits are generally kind, thoughtful people,

Wow.

FoundDa Kiwi wrote:

Desert Sleepy wrote:Bandits are generally kind, thoughtful people,

Wow.

Ok, Mr. Expert Why don't you tell us how to play the game and give us the run down on all the super tacticool tactics in DayZ. Please take every bit of fun out of the game by making everything serious.

Careful! Tango charlie on your backtail 6!

Spoiler:

They shoot you in the back, or go "Yeah, friendly," and when you approach, murder you. I've seen it so many times it's not even funny.

There's 3 types of people in this game.

1. Psychotic
2. Paranoid
3. Naive

Psychotic people are those people who sit on a choke point and shoot someone in the leg so they'd be immobile and ask for help. Once help comes, they shoot the help from 300 meters away, then kill the person who is injured. Or they're the person who drives around in a car at night with his NVGs on and the headlights off playing Yakety Sax through his mic while running everyone he sees over. They are the survivors, they all hate each other, no matter how much some don't want to, and are hostile to absolutely everything. They've lived so long because they've killed anything from a football field away before it could threaten them.

Paranoid people (Like me) are those overly cautious people that spend 30 minutes scanning a city before even attempting to run through it. They hug the edges of cities without ever entering and they practically live in the forests away from the rest of society because they'd rather not kill someone running the risk that an encounter will go badly. It's been so longer since I've met a player face to face besides Jag, that I forget what other players look like. I spend half an hour to 45 minutes alone setting up to go to Krasnostav airfield. I don't know why I do anyway, it's not like I ever want anything there.

Naive people are those people that run around yelling "ARE YOU FRIENDLY???!" to every idiot in the server they see and yell "WHO'S SHOOTING IN CHERNO?" and all that shit. They're practically the only prey to the psychotic people because anyone who's paranoid like me left Chernogorsk and Elektrozavodsk a long time ago. They get killed by everyone and make up like 80% of the community, and that 80% is the portion that complains about everyone. I have to just facepalm a little inside whenever I read some complaint and it's about everyone shooting on sight.


THE REAL ENEMY IS OTHER PEOPLE, people. Zombies aren't that bad really.

Spoiler:

FoundDa Kiwi wrote:They shoot you in the back, or go "Yeah, friendly," and when you approach, murder you. I've seen it so many times it's not even funny.

There's 3 types of people in this game.

1. Psychotic
2. Paranoid
3. Naive

Psychotic people are those people who sit on a choke point and shoot someone in the leg so they'd be immobile and ask for help. Once help comes, they shoot the help from 300 meters away, then kill the person who is injured. Or they're the person who drives around in a car at night with his NVGs on and the headlights off playing Yakety Sax through his mic while running everyone he sees over. They are the survivors, they all hate each other, no matter how much some don't want to, and are hostile to absolutely everything. They've lived so long because they've killed anything from a football field away before it could threaten them.

Paranoid people (Like me) are those overly cautious people that spend 30 minutes scanning a city before even attempting to run through it. They hug the edges of cities without ever entering and they practically live in the forests away from the rest of society because they'd rather not kill someone running the risk that an encounter will go badly. It's been so longer since I've met a player face to face besides Jag, that I forget what other players look like. I spend half an hour to 45 minutes alone setting up to go to Krasnostav airfield. I don't know why I do anyway, it's not like I ever want anything there.

Naive people are those people that run around yelling "ARE YOU FRIENDLY???!" to every idiot in the server they see and yell "WHO'S SHOOTING IN CHERNO?" and all that shit. They're practically the only prey to the psychotic people because anyone who's paranoid like me left Chernogorsk and Elektrozavodsk a long time ago. They get killed by everyone and make up like 80% of the community, and that 80% is the portion that complains about everyone. I have to just facepalm a little inside whenever I read some complaint and it's about everyone shooting on sight.


THE REAL ENEMY IS OTHER PEOPLE, people. Zombies aren't that bad really.

Spoiler:

http://www.undead-xbox.com/t8139p15-day-z-please-fucking-play-with-me

Oh hey! Look who posted that!

Alright new plan! We ignore these fags are start our own group and make friends with everyone. Anyone not willing to make friends will be shot down. Next we vote on a leader.... oh whats that? me? oh you're too kind! Ok now that we have a leader we need to make sure everyone is loyal, first we start are day with our glorious and totally not propaganda pledge....... All hail our rightful and glorious leader, sgt! He will crush any foe not willing to form to his great and powerful plan of a server wide friendship hug! Following sgt blindly and without question is the only true way to get into sgt heaven! (it's like regular heaven only better) Long live! Long live! long live! Then we shoot our guns in the air have a snack and go to bed.

Beep boop wrote:Alright new plan! We ignore these fags are start our own group and make friends with everyone. Anyone not willing to make friends will be shot down. Next we vote on a leader.... oh whats that? me? oh you're too kind! Ok now that we have a leader we need to make sure everyone is loyal, first we start are day with our glorious and totally not propaganda pledge....... All hail our rightful and glorious leader, sgt! He will crush any foe not willing to form to his great and powerful plan of a server wide friendship hug! Following sgt blindly and without question is the only true way to get into sgt heaven! (it's like regular heaven only better) Long live! Long live! long live! Then we shoot our guns in the air have a snack and go to bed.

If only you could drink bleach in DayZ....

VrAzZLe Meister wrote:

Beep boop wrote:Alright new plan! We ignore these fags are start our own group and make friends with everyone. Anyone not willing to make friends will be shot down. Next we vote on a leader.... oh whats that? me? oh you're too kind! Ok now that we have a leader we need to make sure everyone is loyal, first we start are day with our glorious and totally not propaganda pledge....... All hail our rightful and glorious leader, sgt! He will crush any foe not willing to form to his great and powerful plan of a server wide friendship hug! Following sgt blindly and without question is the only true way to get into sgt heaven! (it's like regular heaven only better) Long live! Long live! long live! Then we shoot our guns in the air have a snack and go to bed.

If only you could drink bleach in DayZ....

You sir found the words that i could not find


Anywho, we should get in a skype chat about this soon

snowwolf1996 wrote:

VrAzZLe Meister wrote:

Beep boop wrote:Alright new plan! We ignore these fags are start our own group and make friends with everyone. Anyone not willing to make friends will be shot down. Next we vote on a leader.... oh whats that? me? oh you're too kind! Ok now that we have a leader we need to make sure everyone is loyal, first we start are day with our glorious and totally not propaganda pledge....... All hail our rightful and glorious leader, sgt! He will crush any foe not willing to form to his great and powerful plan of a server wide friendship hug! Following sgt blindly and without question is the only true way to get into sgt heaven! (it's like regular heaven only better) Long live! Long live! long live! Then we shoot our guns in the air have a snack and go to bed.

If only you could drink bleach in DayZ....

You sir found the words that i could not find


Anywho, we should get in a skype chat about this soon

I'd rather drink bleach before i talk to you

Beep boop wrote:

snowwolf1996 wrote:

VrAzZLe Meister wrote:

Beep boop wrote:Alright new plan! We ignore these fags are start our own group and make friends with everyone. Anyone not willing to make friends will be shot down. Next we vote on a leader.... oh whats that? me? oh you're too kind! Ok now that we have a leader we need to make sure everyone is loyal, first we start are day with our glorious and totally not propaganda pledge....... All hail our rightful and glorious leader, sgt! He will crush any foe not willing to form to his great and powerful plan of a server wide friendship hug! Following sgt blindly and without question is the only true way to get into sgt heaven! (it's like regular heaven only better) Long live! Long live! long live! Then we shoot our guns in the air have a snack and go to bed.

If only you could drink bleach in DayZ....

You sir found the words that i could not find


Anywho, we should get in a skype chat about this soon

I'd rather drink bleach before i talk to you

You didn't see the invisible heart

Nope go kill yourself

Hmm..... Too easy

I'm on skype if you wanna do this tonight

Beep boop wrote:Hmm..... Too easy

I'm on skype if you wanna do this tonight

Me too just give me a min or ten to grab my mic

FoundDa Kiwi wrote:

Desert Sleepy wrote:Bandits are generally kind, thoughtful people,

Wow.

...I don't get it. You couldn't have missed that sarcasm.