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Penis size?

Reddit pls

Meatshield718 wrote:Penis size?

five and a half inches

how much do you identify with this child on a scale of 1-10

Namorg wrote:Reddit pls

shut the fuck up

Super Mega King wrote:how much do you identify with this child on a scale of 1-10

oh hell yeah id love to fuck a genie. im a sexual deviant.

sgt zombie23 wrote:

Namorg wrote:Reddit pls

shut the fuck up

Super Mega King wrote:how much do you identify with this child on a scale of 1-10

oh hell yeah id love to fuck a genie. im a sexual deviant.

so you think you identify with this turtle???

no way i dont identify with that turtle. its a slow talking monotone fucktard.

Im fucking done

DeadApe wrote:Im fucking done

thats okay, you dont have to ask a question but please dont interrupt my topic.

NERD

What's your opinion on Meerkat Manor?

Desert Sleepy wrote:What's your opinion on Meerkat Manor?

no i hate that show shut up.

next question.

going for broke

if you were into Mandingo fighting which two people on the site would you pit against one another for a lively event?

to the death of course

sgt zombie23 wrote:

Desert Sleepy wrote:What's your opinion on Meerkat Manor?

no i hate that show shut up.

next question.

Really? You can honestly look at these fuzzy little fuckers right here:



And say that a show about them having wars and sex and tons of little meerkat pups DOESN'T sound awesome?

You're a whackjob.

KZ Powned wrote:going for broke

if you were into Mandingo fighting which two people on the site would you pit against one another for a lively event?

to the death of course

i would choose cazio and coggy to fight to the death cause it would likely mean that coggy would lose.

Um Meerkats are faggots shaddup sleepy

Your mom on a scale of 1-10?

DeadApe wrote:Your mom on a scale of 1-10?

what are we judging on a scale of 1-10? are we judging how good of a mom i think she is?

sgt zombie23 wrote:

DeadApe wrote:Your mom on a scale of 1-10?

what are we judging on a scale of 1-10? are we judging how good of a mom i think she is?

we're judging by how hot she is

hot being attractive

as in, how much you think people would like to have sex with her

would you ever have your balls lazered


and maybe even consider pulling a Dave Chappelle

A few questions.

How long have you had aids?
Have you ever thought about having a vasectomy, considering your thousands of illegitimate children?
How many times have you thought about or tried to fuck a cactus?
Are you currently wearing a tophat (and nothing else.)?

Super Mega King wrote:
we're judging by how hot she is

hot being attractive

as in, how much you think people would like to have sex with her

well that depends entirely on what those people are into. Some people are into meerkats, for instance
Some people would like a anthromorfic meerkat woman I for one know of such people such as desert sleepy

KZ Powned wrote:would you ever have your balls lazered


and maybe even consider pulling a Dave Chappelle

I have my balls lazered with the words "Snoopy and Prickly Pete". Hand signed.

. ADestroyer360 wrote:A few questions.

How long have you had aids?

For as long as i can remember

. ADestroyer360 wrote:Have you ever thought about having a vasectomy, considering your thousands of illegitimate children?

I was hoping the AIDS would deal with them

. ADestroyer360 wrote:How many times have you thought about or tried to fuck a cactus?

Thats how i got AIDS and a vasectomy in the same night

. ADestroyer360 wrote:Are you currently wearing a tophat (and nothing else.)?

No that be gay

You guys realise this is Sleepy, right?

oO Coggy Oo wrote:You guys realise this is Sleepy, right?

He does a good sgt impersonation.

r u a fgt?

oO Coggy Oo wrote:You guys realise this is Sleepy, right?

You're a fucking faggot