Re: Endemic (An Interactive Comic)

**sgt zombie23** 9th June 2011, 12:08 am

Update Endemic

**Eaglendia** 9th June 2011, 12:12 am

eaustinn36 wrote:Update Endemic.

You don't really feel like it.

Meatshield718 wrote:Update Endemic.

Maybe in a few minutes.

Slacker Hero wrote:> Post recap and update Endemic.

No?

JumpingSNIPA wrote:> Update Endemic

No. You would do those other things but they involve UPDATING ENDEMIC afterward. Following these replies is a legally binding business, and the truth of the matter is this: you're a little bit afraid of commitment. Those first steps into a new foray, adventure, or way of life have always just been terrifying, almost to a paralyzing level, and you just don't think you're ready to get back into that kind of business... trying to weave a story, with all those people waiting on what you have to say next? You just can't handle it.

Also sunsets make you cry a little bit.

sgt zombie23 wrote:Update Endemic

You are beginning to feel your eyes water now.

Through the pressure, everything's just liiike....
An illusion, i'll be loooosiiiinnng youuuuuu... before loooong...

Super Mega King wrote:> Fondly regard your giant sword

Endemic (An Interactive Comic) - Page 21 EB3

This is HOLY SWORD ARCHAEUS. It is the actual HOLY SWORD ARCHAEUS from MSPC.

You are under the impression that most everyone at the UndeadXBox Office Complex has a strange, idiosyncratic object around their desk or on their person that they can't give up. This is yours.

It is like a security blanket if a security blanket could cut through a tank and kill every living thing within a ten meter radius.

**Meatshield718** 9th June 2011, 12:14 am

Check everyone else's desks to see if they have any cool weapons, and attempt to stop Meatshield from deleting the topic for being ancient and no longer used.

**Super Mega King** 9th June 2011, 12:14 am

> Find your closest coworker, steal his monitor, and hide it in gelatin

**A Groovy Tophat** 9th June 2011, 12:38 am

>See who else is in the offices

**Masta Shef** 9th June 2011, 12:53 am

Your character has been killed by the ghost of endemic. Would you like your inventory read to you?

**Eaglendia** 9th June 2011, 12:54 am

Meatshield718 wrote:Check everyone else's desks to see if they have any cool weapons, and attempt to stop Meatshield from deleting the topic for being ancient and no longer used.

Nothing good immediately nearby.

As far as IDIOSYNCRATIC OBJECTS, EAUSTINN works the desk next to you.

You have pondered for days wondering how he got that in here.

Super Mega King wrote:> Find your closest coworker, steal his monitor, and hide it in gelatin

Such a prank would be wasted, as Eaustinn has vacated this side of the building. You think he's just taken up residence at a new desk.

Besides, you already cooked all of your GELATIN into TOPHAT'S SHOES.

Tophat 44 wrote:>See who else is in the offices

((You refer back to the ORIGINAL PICTURE in which the office was displayed. Not much has changed since. Click for full view.))
Endemic (An Interactive Comic) - Page 21 EB2

Endemic (An Interactive Comic) - Page 21 EB2

**JumpingSNIPA** 9th June 2011, 12:59 am

> Slap Meatshield and Garquin for staring into space
> Enter the shop

**sgt zombie23** 9th June 2011, 1:13 am

Take a look at those papers on the desk

**DeadApe** 9th June 2011, 2:25 am

Kill garquin with the holy sword. He probably deserved it.

**A Groovy Tophat** 9th June 2011, 2:31 am

Go see what unlucky bastard got stuck working at the weapons store over there.

**eaustinn36** 9th June 2011, 2:38 am

Break into eaustinn's private office, search his drawers, take the car keys inside, and go for a midnight cruise (without eaustinn knowing so he doesn't kill you).

(if you cant get the inside car out, try the warehouse in the back)

**BLACK SNOW 13** 9th June 2011, 4:16 am

Find Black Snow Very Happy

**oO Coggy Oo** 9th June 2011, 6:47 am

Inspect the weapon store.

**Garquin** 9th June 2011, 7:39 am

Find a hat.
And wear it

**A Groovy Tophat** 9th June 2011, 2:28 pm

Garquin wrote:Find a hat.
And wear it

But it has to be an older style hat, bowler hat, top hat, fedora, ect.

**Garquin** 9th June 2011, 3:26 pm

NO A god damn Mjoras Mask

**Eaglendia** 9th June 2011, 5:01 pm

JumpingSNIPA wrote:> Enter the shop

Shop? Will do. Let's tend to some other matters first...

sgt zombie23 wrote:Take a look at those papers on the desk

The papers are facts and figures, and a few articles concerning the banning of several influential TROLLS from UNDEADXBOX OFFICES.

For some reason they are too LOW-RES for you to read. How weird is that, huh?

DeadApe wrote:Kill garquin with the holy sword. He probably deserved it.

You peek over your desk.

GARQUIN looks upset. You would SLAP HIM IN THE FACE because he is standing still, but there is no punishment for meandering around the offices. Attempting to kill him with the HOLY SWORD ARCHAEUS would probably be a fun venture, but you aren't really in the mood to incite a DUEL with GARQUIN.

Plus, there is a strict NO-DUELING policy inside the OFFICE BUILDING.

Speaking of STANDING AROUND, MEATSHIELD isn't doing that either. He's conversing with FATTYBOY just down the hall, and he seems a bit exasperated.

eaustinn36 wrote:Break into eaustinn's private office, search his drawers, take the car keys inside, and go for a midnight cruise (without eaustinn knowing so he doesn't kill you)

Because EAUSTINN works right next to you, he always bothers you about UPDATING ENDEMIC.

You figure it would be funny to take his car for a joyride to get back at him, but then you realize that you could probably just kill him instead.

BLACK SNOW 13 wrote:Find Black Snow :D

You do not need to find BLACK SNOW, as you already know where he is. The ALMOST-REPULSIVE sound of DEADMAU5 constantly wafts from his cubicle down the hall. You can hear it from hear and do not wish for it to be any louder.

Tophat 44 wrote:Go see what unlucky bastard got stuck working at the weapons store over there.

This would be the unlucky bastard you're referring to.

: Master? When did you start running the shop?

Endemic (An Interactive Comic) - Page 21 Masterofkills

Endemic (An Interactive Comic) - Page 21 Masterofkills

: Uh, there are achievements for selling things. It's pretty much obvious.

oO Coggy Oo wrote:Inspect the weapon store.

: You gonna buy anything or just stand around?

((PLEASE CLICK FOR FULL VIEW))
Endemic (An Interactive Comic) - Page 21 EB10

Needless to say, you tend to spend a lot of your time waiting for that next paycheck.

Endemic (An Interactive Comic) - Page 21 Eaglendia

: Guns? This place used to sell food! And your prices are ridiculous! No one around here can afford this stuff!

Endemic (An Interactive Comic) - Page 21 Masterofkills

: Oh, yeah. That kind of sucks, doesn't it?

((PLEASE CLICK FOR FULL VIEW))
Endemic (An Interactive Comic) - Page 21 EB12-1

: What happened to the snack machines on that wall?

Endemic (An Interactive Comic) - Page 21 Masterofkills

: Emptied them, ate the cookies, threw out the rest. Come back when you get some money.

Endemic (An Interactive Comic) - Page 21 Eaglendia

: ...

Garquin wrote:NO A god damn Mjoras Mask

: What's that thing above the bookcase? The one radiating an evil aura?

Endemic (An Interactive Comic) - Page 21 Masterofkills

: Wow. It's almost like you can't read or something.

Endemic (An Interactive Comic) - Page 21 EB11-1

This store is far, far too rich for your blood.

There are still people around the offices, and you hear a sound from your computer, indicating that you've just received an IM.

What do you do?

**sgt zombie23** 9th June 2011, 5:04 pm

Check your computer

**Meatshield718** 9th June 2011, 5:10 pm

Find out what Fattyboy could be talking about that makes Meatshield appear physically exhausted about.

**oO Coggy Oo** 9th June 2011, 5:12 pm

Check your computer, then throw the filing cabinets at Meatshield and Fattyboy.

**A Groovy Tophat** 9th June 2011, 5:20 pm

Find out why meatshield is starring at fattyboy's dick.

**Cry Vengeance** 9th June 2011, 5:44 pm

> Read IM.
> Go see what Deadape and Cry are up to.

**FoundDa Kiwi** 9th June 2011, 6:00 pm

Look for FoundDa Kiwi and see if he is doing anything.

**Super Mega King** 9th June 2011, 6:39 pm

> Don the Majora's Mask without paying.
> Go watch Timecop with SMK

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