Re: Endemic (An Interactive Comic)

**Eaglendia** 9th June 2011, 6:43 pm

FoundDa Kiwi wrote:Look for FoundDa Kiwi and see if he is doing anything.

You understand that there are plenty of users around that necessitate your presence, but you can't just go around finding them all on every whim. Fear not, as all will come in time.

sgt zombie23 wrote:Check your computer

You have an IM from your good buddy CRY VENGEANCE. Wonder what he's up to.

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...Oh.

You'll be sure to keep an eye out for that.

You will probably be dead within the next hour, anyway.

Cry Vengeance wrote:> Read IM.
> Go see what Deadape and Cry are up to.

You have no idea where DEADAPE is, come to think of it. As for CRY VENGEANCE, he is probably skulking around the complex somewhere.

oO Coggy Oo wrote:...throw the filing cabinets at Meatshield and Fattyboy.

You dismiss CRY VENGEANCE'S message for the time being. No sense living a life governed by fear, right?

You are not exceptionally strong, but your AUDACITY is high enough to lift and throw this CABINET, even without the bonus afforded to you by HOLY SWORD ARCHAEUS.

GARQUIN seems to have left the area while you were in the shop, so you sprint across to where he was, cabinet in hand.

You fling the cabinet MEATSHIELD-WARD.

MEATSHIELD is hit upside the head by the FILING CABINET.

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This marks the beginning of a new era, in which you will probably think before you do things.

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What do you do?

**oO Coggy Oo** 9th June 2011, 6:57 pm

Explain to Fattyboy how the filing cabinet just flew out of nowhere and attacked Meatshield...

**BLACK SNOW 13** 9th June 2011, 7:00 pm

Black Snows sends you dirty PMs.
Read them.

**sgt zombie23** 9th June 2011, 7:09 pm

Build a fort out of filing cabinets.

**FoundDa Kiwi** 9th June 2011, 7:12 pm

Admire your secret stash of pictures of Zoey from L4D.

**MrKurt2012** 9th June 2011, 7:29 pm

Explain why you harmed Meatshield to Fattyboy, before he strikes you down with his perfection in order to avenge Meatshield.

**BLACK SNOW 13** 9th June 2011, 7:31 pm

sgt zombie23 wrote:Build a fort out of filing cabinets.

MOTHER FUCKING PLUS ONE!

**Dexta117** 9th June 2011, 7:46 pm

>Go cradle Meatshield and say you were possessed by sigmatic forces and you couldn't help but throw the cabinet.

**DeadApe** 9th June 2011, 8:14 pm

Give fattyboy a paradox. Fattyboy can't withstand a paradox.

**Garquin** 9th June 2011, 8:53 pm

Remove that mask to reveal his Watermelon head.

**Sir Manguydude** 10th June 2011, 1:34 am

Turn around to see Sir Manguydude standing behind you, completely naked except for the Bazooka strapped to his back.

**Eaglendia** 10th June 2011, 2:32 am

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FoundDa Kiwi wrote:Admire your secret stash of pictures of Zoey from L4D.

You do not carry a SECRET STASH with you.

It is on your COMPUTER. You have got to stop leaving that open.

Oh, ZOEY. Don't ever change.

You have a bit of a soft spot for ACTION GIRLS, but you kind of think most guys do.

This is so pointless.

Sir Manguydude wrote:Turn around to see Sir Manguydude standing behind you, completely naked except for the Bazooka strapped to his back.

...No?

All will have their place in time.

oO Coggy Oo wrote:Explain to Fattyboy how the filing cabinet just flew out of nowhere and attacked Meatshield...

Fattyboy122 wrote:Explain why you harmed Meatshield to Fattyboy, before he strikes you down with his perfection in order to avenge Meatshield.

FATTYBOY stands before you.

: Why? Why did you throw a cabinet at Meatshield?

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: Uh... I don't see a cabinet.

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: ...

: Oh, that cabinet. That just flew out of nowhere and attacked him. This place is pretty crazy, you know.

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: Lies! Meatshield will be avenged!

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FATTYBOY is equipped with artifacts that give him the edge in every new game that comes out. He also possesses the power of PHOTO-REFLEXIVE MEMORY, allowing him to learn the abilities of every video game character he sees. HOLY SWORD ARCHAEUS is a powerful weapon, but your fighting skills are not all that astonishing.

FATTYBOY will probably use combat techniques he learned from DEADLIEST WARRIOR to kick your ass in about two seconds if you don't think of something.

DeadApe wrote:Give fattyboy a paradox. Fattyboy can't withstand a paradox.

Though you are still trying to keep the peace and maintain the office's NO DUELING POLICY, you believe that policy only applies to physical conflicts.

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You will have to draw him to an INTELLECTUAL CHECKMATE in a BATTLE OF THE MINDS.

: If a cabinet hits someone in an office and no one's around to see it, does it make a sound?

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: ...What? I'm not going to let you trick me like th--

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: Uh... This sentence is false.

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: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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FATTYBOY'S BRAIN short-circuits, temporarily incapacitating him.

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You have gained a level, increasing your stats!

FATTYBOY and MEATSHIELD are out cold, and you hear heavy footsteps down the hall up ahead.

What do you do?

**A Groovy Tophat** 10th June 2011, 2:41 am

Go explore the rest of the offices and hope that, that isnt Cry you hear....

**Meatshield718** 10th June 2011, 2:42 am

Update Endemic.

**MrKurt2012** 10th June 2011, 3:41 am

MY BRAIN

Keep in mind that the run in with Fattyboy might of changed his personality and thinking, he may prove a powerful ally later to fight off cry and other foes.

**oO Coggy Oo** 10th June 2011, 3:45 am

A cabinet fortress sounds pretty good right about now. Conceal yourself within your newly-built cabinet fortress and wait to see who the footsteps belong to.

**BLACK SNOW 13** 10th June 2011, 3:50 am

Start building fort with cabinets in your office. Such as a safe heaven from Cry.

**Dexta117** 10th June 2011, 4:29 am

>Try and find Ifrit's Harvest

**sgt zombie23** 10th June 2011, 5:27 pm

Build the fort!

**DeadApe** 10th June 2011, 6:18 pm

Play Dead. If not, cabinet fortress.

**Eaglendia** 10th June 2011, 6:24 pm

oO Coggy Oo wrote:A cabinet fortress sounds pretty good right about now. Conceal yourself within your newly-built cabinet fortress and wait to see who the footsteps belong to.

BLACK SNOW 13 wrote:Start building fort with cabinets in your office. Such as a safe heaven from Cry.

sgt zombie23 wrote:Build the fort!

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These file cabinets are looking pretty appealing. Within a fortress of aluminum and manila folders, you will be invincible, and hidden from enemy eyes.

Quickly you get to work on constructing your masterpiece, diving in just in time for several figures to make their way into the hall.

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: It's Meatshield!

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: What the hell happened?

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: Last we heard from him, he was coming to tell Eaglendia that Endemic was getting deleted.

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: He's lying on the ground with a dented helmet! Look over there! Fattyboy's knocked out too.

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: The only explanation is that Eagle didn't take the news well. It only makes sense that he would try to defend his creation and stop Endemic from being deleted. I didn't think he'd use physical force.

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: Should we try to take him down?

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: I'll see what Mboddz says about this whole thing first. Right now we need to get a medic down here.

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: This way, let's go.

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This is becoming an eventful afternoon. Above all, though, you'll never be able to truly say that no one cares about you. It looks like you're making friends every second! This cabinet fort was not a waste of time at all!

It's time to get out of here.

What do you do?

**MrKurt2012** 10th June 2011, 6:25 pm

Capture Fattyboy in some sort of Pokeball device and summon him when needed in combat, then think of an elaborate scheme to get yourself out of trouble.

**A Groovy Tophat** 10th June 2011, 6:33 pm

Go look for mboddz and try and explain what happened, hoping that he doesnt try and kill you with King Maverick

**oO Coggy Oo** 10th June 2011, 6:52 pm

Take a moment to marvel at the wonderous fortress you have just built.

Hide Meatshield and Fattyboy in the cabinet fortress and block the entrance with that large, comfortable looking chair, thus confusing the guards.

Find Mboddz and explain the whole situation. (Maybe leave out the part about throwing the cabinet...)

**BLACK SNOW 13** 10th June 2011, 6:58 pm

oO Coggy Oo wrote:Take a moment to marvel at the wonderous fortress you have just built.

Hide Meatshield and Fattyboy in the cabinet fortress and block the entrance with that large, comfortable looking chair, thus confusing the guards.

Find Mboddz and explain the whole situation. (Maybe leave out the part about throwing the cabinet...)

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