WikiLeaks: The World vs America

Uh oh America, your government has put their foot well and truly in it this time.

- Revelations that America was going to bomb Iran with the support of Saudi Arabia,
- Washington is running a secret intelligence campaign against UN members Ban Ki-Moon
- America have leaked the EU plot to boycott Ahmadinejad from becoming President following the Iran elections 2009

Oh and America officially hate:

France - (Called Sarkozy an "Emperor with no clothes", "erratic", "Borderline Tyrannical"), claims them to be a difficult ally in the fight again "terroism".
Spain - Feels they made the whole Guantanomo bay situation "impossible"
Britain - Slammed the royal family (a political system that has brought success in Britian for the last thousand years and older than America itself), called Cameron and Osbourne "inexperienced", called Hauge a "child of Thatcher" and said that our contribution and sacrifice in fighting Americas war for "Freedom" meaningless.
Russia - Claimed their country is run by the Mafia and the government is a puppet to Putin.
Turkey - Say they have little understanding of the outside world and a "useless government system" (funny when Americans called Britain or the UK - England, when the UK is actually England, Wales, Scotland and N Ireland).
N Korea - Kim Jong-il is a "Flabby old chap" loosing his grip and drinking.
Argentina - Questioned the health of President Kirchner asking if she takes medication to calm her down.

We are now on Day Four of the leak so I'll update this after new reverlation come to light. The next focus is on what America think of Russia.
Also, America are now desperate to execute the person who leaked this information based on an Espionage act of 1917. One problem however, he is residing in the UK and looks to be moving to Switzerland where America have no jurisdictional. Also, Cameron is refusing to extradite Kinnock on the grounds of free speech.

All good stuff, thing is, the deeper these leaks go, the more secret information is being revealed, interesting to see the information of 9/11.

So yeah, well done.

FUCK YEAH AMERICA

sigh.....America is in some deep shit right now

Well fuck.

Except the slavery part....

Time to go to Canada

Fuuuuuuu-

Canada it is, then

now why did I NOT see this coming.

I smell a world war approaching....

Alright come on up admission to Canada is 5 dollars, a touqe, anda case of Candian beer.

any American beer found at the border will be disposed of by the possessor by force them to shot gun everyone they try to bring into Canada

or you could just walk across ....... Anywhere

I'm on it.
And fuck going to canada. Thats were the pussy draft dodgers went and became typical canadian citizens

The first three countries are a part of NATO and the last four are well known for hating the United States. This isn't new to anyone who has watched TV for the last 10+ Years...

P.S. Fuck yea

ROSS!



Also wtf is this about.

Bladewind23 wrote:Time to go to Canada

CANADA FUCK YEAH!

but...but...its all cold and stuff in Canada!!!!

We talked about this in class today and apparently a couple days after the leaks came out the U.S. government released information that the author of the leak is supposedly wanted for rape in Switzerland. hmmm... sounds a little fishy to me.

@Redrum

But we won't get fucktuple nuked by who-the-hell-knows in Canada.

Preferably Yukon Territory.. no wait.. that's too close to Alaska, and that's sure to get invaded and nuked to shit.

Alberta it is then, where we can open log cabin trading posts deep in the mountains in the middle of literally nowhere and still make a shitload of money from tourism.

Bladewind23 wrote:@Redrum

But we won't get fucktuple nuked by who-the-hell-knows in Canada.

Preferably Yukon Territory.. no wait.. that's too close to Alaska, and that's sure to get invaded and nuked to shit.

Alberta it is then, where we can open log cabin trading posts deep in the mountains in the middle of literally nowhere and still make a shitload of money from tourism.

Hate to break it to you, but it the US was nuked that much (to the point of being nothing), even if Canada wasn't hit directly hit, the radiation cloud would wipe out the entire Northern Hemisphere, and possibly the entire world. Nuclear winter anyone?

@deadape - you don't watch the news, do you?

I've been watching closely at all of this stuff. It's not like any of this is America's foreign policy; It's just reports filed on certain issues. Get over it. Every country has these, and most of the information is just blatantly true.

Yeah, he was wanted for rape, but Sweden dropped the charges.



Pretty creepy guy though.

All I can say is that the U.S. is about to get a lot of hate mail for it though.

eaustinn36 wrote:

Bladewind23 wrote:@Redrum

But we won't get fucktuple nuked by who-the-hell-knows in Canada.

Preferably Yukon Territory.. no wait.. that's too close to Alaska, and that's sure to get invaded and nuked to shit.

Alberta it is then, where we can open log cabin trading posts deep in the mountains in the middle of literally nowhere and still make a shitload of money from tourism.

Hate to break it to you, but it the US was nuked that much (to the point of being nothing), even if Canada wasn't hit directly hit, the radiation cloud would wipe out the entire Northern Hemisphere, and possibly the entire world. Nuclear winter anyone?

@deadape - you don't watch the news, do you?

Radiation spreads depending on terrain.

That's why mountains are the best choice.

(That's also why Chernobyl got fucked up, and Castle Bravo spread more than predicted, because there was nothing in the way.)

I don't care how cold it gets I'm going to Canada or, better yet, Switzerland because they're completely neutral and the country is nothing but mountains.

I really wish the Americans would do something about Ahmadinejad, that guy is digging deeper and deeper.

Bladewind23 wrote:Radiation spreads depending on terrain.

That's why mountains are the best choice.

(That's also why Chernobyl got fucked up, and Castle Bravo spread more than predicted, because there was nothing in the way.)

I don't care how cold it gets I'm going to Canada or, better yet, Switzerland because they're completely neutral and the country is nothing but mountains.

Chernobyl wasn't complete nuclear meltdown (almost), it was a big radiation leak (let's say for arguement 1/2 a nuke equivalent). There was no giant "mushroom cloud". I don't think your getting how many nukes we're talking about here. Think about it: to completely level the US, covering not just all major cities, but rural areas as well, it would take thousands of nukes. The radiation cloud would be so massive, you'd probably find more radiation in the atmosphere than CO2. That cloud would eventually spread across the entire planet, no matter the elevation. Mountains wouldn't prevent it; mountains would delay it.


EDIT: Don't quote me on the numbers. They aren't accurate at all; they're used for the sake of the arguement.

I never said the country would be completely leveled, I'm saying I don't want to be in the country at all in the event a single nuke hits it (And I know what Chernobyl was, I never said it was a nuke there in the first place, I was just referencing Castle Bravo because it was a complete disaster, just like Chernobyl.). I'm sure you wouldn't want to be either, because the first targets will be the coasts.

Bladewind23 wrote:I never said the country would be completely leveled, I'm saying I don't want to be in the country at all in the event a single nuke hits it (And I know what Chernobyl was, I never said it was a nuke there in the first place, I was just referencing Castle Bravo because it was a complete disaster, just like Chernobyl.). I'm sure you wouldn't want to be either, because the first targets will be the coasts.

Misunderstanding. Nevermind then.

But.. more specifically, the first targets would be the major cities, not just the coast. I think i'll be fine.