Re: Reality Changer (Choose Your Own Adventure)

**Eaglendia** 30th July 2011, 7:32 pm

The Ballpointer wrote:I just go to the party

You think you are hearing voices from the past.

.ADestroyer360 wrote:
Courtyard Droll wrote:[SYNTHESISE] DEATHBED (Material: Metal) (Material: Cotton) (Structure: Humanoid) (Trait: Soft)
[EDIT] DEATHBED
[ADD] (Trait: Heroic), (Trait:Highly Intelligent), (Trait: High Critical Thinking), (Trait: High Dexterity), (Trait: Charismatic), (Trait: Physically Adept), (Trait: Exceptional Eyesight), (Trait: High Perception) to create...
BRO-BED

Then consult Bro-bed on how best to proceed. He is experienced with the ladies.

[EDIT]
[ADD] (Structure: Small)

Bro-bed is now pocket sized.

This would still require you create a giant fucking bed out of thin air. Perhaps you could find a private location and try to do this, or perhaps you could synthesize it with the Small structure already added.

Dexta117 wrote:[SCAN] Someones water gun then go find an empty room inside and get changed into your new swimwear.

Flasktoss55 wrote:[Synthesize] SWIM TRUNKS
[ADD] [Trait (Ambiguous)] Heroic
[ADD] [Trait (Inanimate)] Minor Heat Generation

As far as water guns go, you plan to beef up your Hot Tube Time Machine with the help of the EDIT: [MODIFY] function. You should go ahead and do that at some point. You head into the bathroom where you ditched your poet shirt, and synthesize a pair of swim trunks.

You then make some edits you feel are necessary.

NEPTUNE'S TROUSERS (Structure: Short) (Trait: Aquatic) (Trait: Heroic) (Trait: Minor Heat Generation) (Material: Nylon) (Clothing: Legs)
Yes, these swim trunks are golden. They keep your nether regions warm, radiating heat that is unnatural and in some ways a bit awkward. Also they glow in the dark a little bit. People aren't going to wonder where you got these at all.
NEPTUNE'S TROUSERS are added to the EXCURSUS.

Naomi is going to love this.

...Who are you kidding no she isn't.

Courtyard Droll wrote:Before jumping in the pool...

[SYNTHESIZE] (Material: Metal) (Material: Cotton) (Structure: Humanoid) (Trait: Soft)(Trait: Heroic), (Trait:Highly Intelligent), (Trait: High Critical Thinking), (Trait: High Dexterity), (Trait: Charismatic), (Trait: Physically Adept), (Trait: Exceptional Eyesight), (Trait: High Perception) (Structure: Small) to create...
An item with a name chosen by our gracious forum game host, Eaglendia.

As long as you're in an area of relative privacy, you attempt something you haven't before: [SYNTHESIZE] an object based on a set of properties. You enter these traits and are immediately greeted by a series of errors.

(ERROR) - You have allocated too many Properties. The Reality Changer can currently only allocate two properties from each category to an object. Please revise your selection.

(ERROR) - You cannot allocate Living traits to a non-living object. Would you like to add the (Living) property?

Spoiler:

What will you do?

**eegleindia** 30th July 2011, 7:37 pm

We need an animal sidekick...

Make a mental note to ask Naomi if she has any pets. You are eager to fiddle around with living traits.

BESIDES SHE WILL LOVE IT WHEN YOU HORRIBLY MUTILATE HER PETS.

**eegleindia** 30th July 2011, 10:23 pm

Before going to the pool, dash inside and scan some eye wear. Jake was wearing sunglasses, wasn't he? You'll need some kick-ass goggles to really dominate in this watergun fight.

**RedrumSalad** 30th July 2011, 11:32 pm

guys, guys. remember, not everybody here is a blind retard. having too many kickass stuff may raise suspicions, and you didn't come with a bag or anything, it's not like you're in some rpg where you pull shit out of your stomach. wait till after the party to synthesize bro-bed and or any living thing for that matter, focus on the party.

**Eaglendia** 30th July 2011, 11:37 pm

Waiting for more suggestions.

**BLACK SNOW 13** 30th July 2011, 11:40 pm

Everything got stupid. I wait till it dumbs down.

**A Groovy Tophat** 30th July 2011, 11:43 pm

Find goggles... scan them. Edit them into Beautiful Goggles.

**Super Mega King** 30th July 2011, 11:46 pm

Spoiler:

**A Groovy Tophat** 30th July 2011, 11:48 pm

Go find goggles.

**Super Mega King** 30th July 2011, 11:56 pm

Spoiler:

**Dexta117** 31st July 2011, 12:00 am

Talk to Jason about the RC

**Eaglendia** 31st July 2011, 12:48 am

Dexta117 wrote:Talk to Jason about the RC

"Jason?"

"Jason?"

"Jasoonnnn?"

You walk around the living room, but no one seems to answer your call. That or he can't hear you over the music. He's gotta be around somewhere, though; the visualizer is back on the TV now that Gapping Good is over.

Spoiler:

What will you do?

**xxTITAN 08xx** 31st July 2011, 1:02 am

SCAN:pool
REMOVE:water
ADD:air

**Flasktoss55** 31st July 2011, 1:06 am

GALE SNEAKERS
[REMOVE] [Material] Leather
[ADD] [Structure] Long
[ADD] [Trait (Ambiguous)] Aquatic

**RedrumSalad** 31st July 2011, 1:06 am

We will do this: go find the nearest closet and find a bookbag that a guy would have. Then go to the nearest bathroom and put on Neptune's Trousers.

**eegleindia** 31st July 2011, 1:16 am

Go and talk to Amber. She seems to be friends with both you and Miss Lakeland; Perhaps she can help you two work out your differences?

**BLACK SNOW 13** 31st July 2011, 1:33 am

Courtyard Droll wrote:Go and talk to Amber. She seems to be friends with both you and Miss Lakeland; Perhaps she can help you two work out your differences?

+1
Try to catch her changing? Claim it was an accident, see how is reacts.

**Eaglendia** 31st July 2011, 2:22 am

xxTITAN 08xx wrote:SCAN:pool
REMOVE:water
ADD:air

Flasktoss55 wrote:GALE SNEAKERS
[REMOVE] [Material] Leather
[ADD] [Structure] Long
[ADD] [Trait (Ambiguous)] Aquatic

Man, this one will be cool. You slip back into the bathroom and point the iPhone shoes-ward. The necessary edits cause the shoes to recess above your feet, becoming open-toed arches that are quite comfortable. The wings sink down and flatten out, and their blue color bleeds through the rest of the material evenly.

The Reality Changer identifies this item as:
GALE FLIPPERS (Material: Rubber) (Structure: Long) (Trait: Aquatic) (Element: Air) (Clothing: Feet)
These maritime shoes allow the user to move around in the water at high speed, by creating convection currents with elemental air.
GALE FLIPPERS are added to the EXCURSUS.

Courtyard Droll wrote:Go and talk to Amber. She seems to be friends with both you and Miss Lakeland; Perhaps she can help you two work out your differences?

BLACK SNOW 13 wrote:Try to catch her changing? Claim it was an accident, see how is reacts.

You are wearing golden swim trunks that give off heat. Let's keep the awkward encounters to a bare minimum, as you've already had more than enough. Besides, she's definitely done with that by now. Can't possibly take that long. You head out of the bathroom and take a look through the glass door at the other end of the room; you think you see her outside now.

You will have to go out there to greet her, once you finish such tasks as finding a suitable bag to carry your items, and testing the [MODIFY] function or otherwise empowering the Hot Tube Time Machine to prove to everyone you aren't boring.

"Damn, Garrett!" Luxley has moved from his position on the couch; he comments as he walks past you, not spending that much time to scrutinize your wardrobe. Looks a bit confused. "Nice trunks."

RedrumSalad wrote:We will do this: go find the nearest closet and find a bookbag that a guy would have. Then go to the nearest bathroom and put on Neptune's Trousers.

You walk out of the bathroom, and head upstairs. Jake's comment has caused a few people to start staring at your flippers and glowing pants--or the fact that you're carrying around a cardboard tube, a screwdriver, some gloves, a cell phone, and a hot pocket that is no longer completely solid.

After inspecting a few doors, you find the hall closet, and open it up, preparing to breach the door LCPD style with your iPhone held like a weapon, in search of a bag to scan.

The Reality Changer identifies this item as:
PURSE (Material: Leather) (Structure: Small) (Trait: Feminine) (Container)
A forgotten, purple relic from Naomi's collection. Low carrying capacity. You look pretty stupid, so why not carry this around?
PURSE is added to the EXCURSUS.

Spoiler:

What will you do?

**BLACK SNOW 13** 31st July 2011, 3:21 am

Eaglendia wrote:

Reality Changer (Choose Your Own Adventure) - Page 10 164

I don't get it.

**Flasktoss55** 31st July 2011, 3:22 am

[SYNTHESIZE] PURSE
[REMOVE] [Material] Leather
[ADD] [Material] Nylon
[MODIFY] to see what options are available.

HOT TUBE TIME MACHINE
[REMOVE] [Material] Paper
[ADD] [Material] Metal
[ADD] [TIER 1 ELEMENT] Air
[MODIFY] to see what options are available.

**xxTITAN 08xx** 31st July 2011, 4:35 am

take a dump and scan it then
[SCAN]pool
[REMOVE]water
[ADD]feces
lol!

**Eaglendia** 31st July 2011, 5:17 am

Spoiler:

**Dexta117** 31st July 2011, 5:26 am

PURSE (Material: Leather) (Structure: Small) (Trait: Feminine) (Container)
[MODIFY]
[REMOVE](Trait: Feminine)
[ADD](Trait: Heroic)

Once the bag has been modified put all the loose belongings in it then head outside to chat with Amber.... and ask her if she has seen where Jason got to.

**ApocalypseVVolf.** 31st July 2011, 6:28 am

Dexta117 wrote:PURSE (Material: Leather) (Structure: Small) (Trait: Feminine) (Container)
[MODIFY]
[REMOVE](Trait: Feminine)
[ADD](Trait: Heroic)

Once the bag has been modified put all the loose belongings in it then head outside to chat with Amber.... and ask her if she has seen where Jason got to.

Indiana Jones Satchel?

And +1

**BLACK SNOW 13** 31st July 2011, 12:26 pm

xxTITAN 08xx wrote:take a dump and scan it then
[SCAN]pool
[REMOVE]water
[ADD]feces

Just stop. It's not funny.

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