Reality Changer (Choose Your Own Adventure)

Guys guys guys, easy solution here.

Go into the [PEOPLE] file and look for Naomi. Change her material into water. You can't burn water!

PROBLEM SOLVERZ!

Courtyard Droll wrote:Check everyone's health status on the [PEOPLE] tab, starting with Naomi. See who is critically injured.

^This

NickisanEnigma wrote:Guys guys guys, easy solution here.

Go into the [PEOPLE] file and look for Naomi. Change her material into water. You can't burn water!

PROBLEM SOLVERZ!

Lol.

Courtyard Droll wrote:Check everyone's health status on the [PEOPLE] tab, starting with Naomi. See who is critically injured.

Also, [REMOVE] (Trait: Internally Reinforced) from STARCHY RESTORATIVE JEANS.

And...

[ADD] [Trait (Ambiguous)] Machinery to HEALING TOUCH, just to see what happens.

Courtyard Droll wrote:Check everyone's health status on the [PEOPLE] tab, starting with Naomi. See who is critically injured.

A quick glance at the bars reveals that no one other than Naomi is that terribly wounded--her "HP" seems to be at about 40% and steadily dropping on its own. Perhaps you should do something about that.

In addition, clicking on a person's name allows you to view them in their current environment, much like you can view yourself. You resolve to have a look around once you're done with this nonsense.

Flasktoss55 wrote:Also, [REMOVE] (Trait: Internally Reinforced) from STARCHY RESTORATIVE JEANS.

And...

[ADD] [Trait (Ambiguous)] Machinery to HEALING TOUCH, just to see what happens.

Removing the Internally Reinforced trait reverts your Starchy Restorative Jeans to simply Restorative Jeans. You have faith in this equipment to restore your health should anything go terribly wrong.

You then add the Machinery trait to the Healing Touch. Now, metal parts wrap around the outside of the long wrist; tubes extend from there upwards to a vial in the center, which gradually fills with an ethereal substance of a luminescent red color. You prepare to pick up the glove, but are startled by a "shink" sound; as you reach for it, a relatively thick hollow needle pops out of the index finger.

The Reality Changer identifies this item as:
HEALING NEEDLE DRIVER (Material: Leather) (Trait: Restorative properties) (Trait: Pain-killing properties) (Trait: Peaceful) (Trait: Machinery) (Clothing: Hand)
The previous incarnation of this glove, completely demystified. While that operated through focus, love, and maybe some magic, this one operates through painful injections that administer an incredibly effective healing substance intravenously, via retractable needle. Not as mentally taxing, and pretty much anyone can use it, but injections are painful and often inconvenient.
HEALING NEEDLE DRIVER is added to the Excursus.

Spoiler:

What will you do?

Slide HP up to 100% for Naomi. Check on the whereabouts of your other friends.

Then enter Fangorn Forest.

Flasktoss55 wrote:Slide HP up to 100% for Naomi. Check on the whereabouts of your other friends.

This.

RedrumSalad wrote:

Flasktoss55 wrote:Slide HP up to 100% for Naomi. Check on the whereabouts of your other friends.

This.

+1

Rapidly shift the health of Naomi from 100% to 1% and back again. Just to fuck with her.

Bitch.

Don't we have a motorcycle? Hop on that, ride to your house, synthesize another iphone and download the RC to that immediately. Ride back to Naomi's, if anyone asks where you went, you were looking for help or calling 911.

DeadApe wrote:Don't we have a motorcycle? Hop on that, ride to your house, synthesize another iphone and download the RC to that immediately. Ride back to Naomi's, if anyone asks where you went, you were looking for help or calling 911.

Uh, I think you missed the previous page. And this one.

BLACK SNOW 13 wrote:

RedrumSalad wrote:

Flasktoss55 wrote:Slide HP up to 100% for Naomi. Check on the whereabouts of your other friends.

This.

+1

Try. It might violate law 1 of the Reality Changer, but last time you did something like that, a prompt popped up with a warning. If it does pop up, just head to the party with your god damn Arkham Asylum Scarecrow gloves.

Flasktoss55 wrote:Slide HP up to 100% for Naomi. Check on the whereabouts of your other friends.

You switch back to a view of Naomi; the ambulances have apparently arrived and transported her elsewhere in the time it's taken you to do what you've done. She's being wheeled into an emergency room on a gurney, and Amber seems to have elected to go with her; switching to either of their views provides an identical image.

You slowly drag the slider up, expecting it to break some sort of law; no such thing happens. Instead, you simply watch as a broken rib reconstructs itself and Naomi's wound inexplicably closes up. An attending nurse is visibly confused, as Naomi sits up in bed.

The nurse begins to walk toward the stretcher, but only makes it about two steps from where she is before stumbling; her legs are turning into clear, liquid water from the bottom up. The nurse begins to panic, and sinks toward the ground in a stumbling manner as more of her body liquefies. An attending doctor scrambles to reach the emergency call button, but passes through the wall when he slams it, and immediately screams and fades out as if falling into a pit. The wall appears to have adopted the consistency of fog. Amber shrieks, grabs Naomi's hand, and the two of them sprint out of the room, splashing through a puddle of nurse on the way out.

Something isn't right. What is this? You fixed your phone... things should be alright now.

You click on Jake; the view is from the back seat, as he appears to be driving his car. Craig is sitting in his passenger seat; you think you hear him say "what the hell is going on?", but he recieves no response. From what you can see through the windshield, the vehicle is traveling pretty quickly. Every few seconds, Jake checks his rear view and looks over his shoulder with a frightened expression, as if something is following them.

You then switch over to Mia. Her health is at 100%, thankfully, but you can't see anything. The viewing window is completely black. That's odd. You wonder if it's anything to worry about.

Jason is also in good health. He's at home, typing hurriedly on his computer. You think you spy a shadow dart past the window to his right, but he doesn't notice anything himself.

Spoiler:

What will you do?

First of all....

Well, gentlemen, it seems that we've met a...

Wet nurse.



Second of all, get everyone together, contact them through Ephemerelian or your iPhone. Go and pick up people who can't make it. It's time to come clean, and it'll probably be easier to protect them from the imps strange shadow creatures darting past windows this way. Tell Naomi and Amber that you can explain why she made a miraculous recovery.

^ That. Oh and make another HEALING TOUCH

Courtyard Droll wrote:
Second of all, get everyone together, contact them through Ephemerelian or your iPhone. Go and pick up people who can't make it. It's time to come clean, and it'll probably be easier to protect them from the imps strange shadow creatures darting past windows this way. Tell Naomi and Amber that you can explain why she made a miraculous recovery.

Go and pick them up with what? The bike?

For an act of kindness, we did three acts of evil. We should be more careful before we change some ones health so quickly.

What flask said.

When you get a minute's break from contacting the friends:

BICYCLE (The powered variant that exists currently, that is.)
[REMOVE] [Trait (Inanimate)] Two-wheeled locomotion
[ADD] [Trait (Inanimate)] Four-wheeled locomotion
[Structure] Large

Flasktoss55 wrote:When you get a minute's break from contacting the friends:

BICYCLE (The powered variant that exists currently, that is.)
[REMOVE] [Trait (Inanimate)] Two-wheeled locomotion
[ADD] [Trait (Inanimate)] Four-wheeled locomotion
[Structure] Large

I was just thinking about this.

+1

RedrumSalad wrote:

Flasktoss55 wrote:When you get a minute's break from contacting the friends:

BICYCLE (The powered variant that exists currently, that is.)
[REMOVE] [Trait (Inanimate)] Two-wheeled locomotion
[ADD] [Trait (Inanimate)] Four-wheeled locomotion
[Structure] Large

I was just thinking about this.

+1

Also [ADD][Trait(Ambiguous)] Heroic

We want to to get something epic after all to show off to your friends. Maybe we can get a a Land Rover or something like that. A HUMMER!

Tophat 44 wrote:^ That. Oh and make another HEALING TOUCH

Done.

Flasktoss55 wrote:When you get a minute's break from contacting the friends:BICYCLE (The powered variant that exists currently, that is.)
[REMOVE] [Trait (Inanimate)] Two-wheeled locomotion
[ADD] [Trait (Inanimate)] Four-wheeled locomotion
[Structure] Large

BLACK SNOW 13 wrote:Also [ADD][Trait(Ambiguous)] Heroic

You make the following manipulations, then take a look outside. Your bike has turned into what looks like a heavily modified Jeep Wrangler with a black and gold motif.
The Reality Changer identifies this item as:
HERO'S AGENT (Material: Steel) (Structure: Metalcraft) (Trait: Four-wheeled locomotion) (Trait: Heroic) (Vehicle (Powered))
A powerful all-terrain vehicle with four-wheel drive, bulletproof windows, a supercharged engine that'll take you and your company from zero to sixty in 4.8 seconds, and Xenon headlights that will pierce through the darkest of evil's shadows. Comes with a free one-year subscription to satellite radio.

You plant your hands on the windowsill and immediately withdraw in surprise as it sloths down the wall and collapses into a hot, sticky heap on your carpet. It smells like maple syrup. What the hell is this? You're not sure how much longer things will remain as stable as they are. As far as contacting your friends on Ephemerallian, you're not sure how many of them would actually be online at the moment.

Spoiler:

What will you do?

Even though you have a 'working' RC Mobile, your broken iPhone is still 'active', so to speak, and the copy of Mobile RC is still installed on it. Until you fix that, this stuff is going to keep happening. And you can't just smash it, as the universe will probably be torn asunder.

See if the Mobile RC tab is still open on the PC Reality Changer. See if there is a way to uninstall Mobile RC from the broken iPhone. If that doesn't work, try removing all of the properties of your broken iPhone.

OR just

[REMOVE]
iPhone (Broken)

Then, enter Fangorn Forest.

The Ballpointer wrote:Just walk down the street into a local bar a scan,
Some of the Alcohol
Glass Bottle
The Shotgun across the room (you know for the Bartenders self-defence)
And the Shotgun Shells
Then just walk out into the street to see if there is anyone interesting out this night.

Existence itself is in danger of collapsing, you may have killed a nurse and a doctor through your carelessness, and one of your friends is being stalked by shadowy figures. You are not going to a bar.

Besides, why would there be a bar in a suburban residential area? And if a bartender did keep a gun for self defense, do you really think he'd keep it out in the open?

The Ballpointer wrote:

Courtyard Droll wrote:

The Ballpointer wrote:Just walk down the street into a local bar a scan,
Some of the Alcohol
Glass Bottle
The Shotgun across the room (you know for the Bartenders self-defence)
And the Shotgun Shells
Then just walk out into the street to see if there is anyone interesting out this night.

Existence itself is in danger of collapsing, you may have killed a nurse and a doctor through your carelessness, and one of your friends is being stalked by shadowy figures. You are not going to a bar.

Besides, why would there be a bar in a suburban residential area? And if a bartender did keep a gun for self defense, do you really think he'd keep it out in the open?

Hey no offence in any way to you but "Why in the fuck would we talk sence on a topic about something that will probably NEVER even exist if there was such a thing I would be in a home where my parents did't try killing every 5 seconds"
If you did take offence I'm sorry

What.