WHATS YOUR ZOMBIE PLAN

When them undead brain suckers get here whats yourr plan
just a little fun idea
you might remember I did this before but in the wrong place
or somthing and be creative don't just say
go to an army base with guns

I'd go to the army base and get guns.

Sit in my house and play video games.

Acme, Mall, or Sam's Club. Get guns along the way.

I could never do Antartica or Alaska, I can't handle the cold.

OPERATION OUTBREAK

O-ngoing
U-needed
T-it
B-loke
R-unners
E-ating
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STAGE ONE -

-Move couch in front of door of apartment

-Place book shelves toward all levels ((In case the zombies are parkourists and can hop to the second floor with ease))

-Push entertainment stand in front of couch, push it over so it is at a proper angle to keep the door shut

-Retrieve glock and clip from under pillow

-Dress in Hoody sweatshirt, sweat pants, athletic shoes

-Duck tape clothes to body, to prevent baggyness and avoid being slowed down while running

-Pack extra, similar clothes

-Watch "Spiderman 2" for the last time

STAGE TWO -

-Take the sledgehammer I have concealed in the wall

-Prepare gun and supplies

-Break through neighbor's wall with sledge hammer

-Exterminate or evade any zombies in room

-Exit via fire escape

-Hop the rail and jump onto the balcony of the opposite building

STAGE THREE -

-Exterminate the undead

-Go into the hunter's den

-Steal hunting rifle, another pistol, spare ammo, and a shotgun if available

-Frying pan will provide as a great melee weapon along with the sledgehammer

-Use the paranoid, now dead, zombified, ex-big-game-hunter's saftey locks to avantage

-Exploit any furnature

-Build blockade at door, and the balcony ((to pick off zombies in the apartments across and the ally below))

FINAL STAGE -

- Hold out as long as possible, if no help comes, food runs out, zombies start to break in, retreat to bathroom barricade. Either shoot self or jump from the small window and pray that falling to your death will look awesome.

-If so happened I was in the shower at the time, be sure to curl up into a ball so that I explode upon impact of the pavement when I jump from said bathroom window. This way, know would know I was naked.

Wow dude that was pretty clever

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1. Get the military backpack and bag my dad gave me and fill the bag with food, water and necessities. Fill backpack with some ammo, water, bag of candy (fuck you I like a good snack), and gun cleaning kit.
2. Grab one of the rifles in my house (the strongest one)
3. Look for some other survivors on my street.
4. Obtain vehicle, preferably a mid size truck, and gas.
5. Go to the sports store near my house and to the grocery store for more food.
6. Drive (carefully) to the hospital I was born.
a. If it's is a spot to evacuate, then I shall defend until saved
7. If the hospital is dangerous I will head into the canyon that is north of it and set up a fortified base.
a. Stay, defend, scavenge areas south of me, until saved
8.If overrun I shall go higher into the mountains.

Don't know where to go to from there.,,,,,,,

I'd stay home and watch the world's most powerful military force blow them away with extreme prejudice.

Cry Vengeance wrote:I'd stay home and watch the world's most powerful military force blow them away with extreme prejudice.

y would the military suck there dicks?????

Well because they would never see it CUMMING.

Well my plan is to barricade my house. Ill stay in my house as long as i can so most of the people die. Becouse the last thing i was is to get shot or hit by a car. Ill then grab all the weapons in my house ( 3 ar-15 , .22 rifle, 12g shotgun , 9mm handgun , and Ruger 380 ) Ill say we have over 450 rounds for the ar's. I would then load up our truck with all the shit i need. Then drive down 2 blocks to this dudes house who has a 68 chevelle SS and take his shit. Then probly head down the street to my good friend colton ( colton is a fucking expert on survivor skills) If hes not then i would go through his shit and take his dads judge.(if u people dopnt know what a judge is u should kill ur self its a revolver that can shoot .45 and 410 rounds( 410 is a shotgun round)) then probly drive around the city looking for stuff and then head to Sams Club. Then i will sell A1 steak sauce to survivors and stuff.

Savag3Ch3wbacca wrote: head to Sams Club. Then i will sell A1 steak sauce to survivors and stuff.

O NO, WHAT OTHER PLACE CAN I BUY A1 STAKE SAUCE?!?!??!?!?!
o look a walmart........................

My Plan was basically to just chill and pick off any zombies who come across the border since they'd probably freeze since im in Canada and im used to the cold

if so i grab the samurai sword in my basement and sharpen it up, hop in my Murano, maby pick some of my friends up (if they not walking corpses) and head to Costco (equivalent of sams club) and lock it up move all the tall scaffolding together and live up top and occasionally head to the roof for some good old sniper fun

besides Costco carries all these fun seasonal toys like off-road go-carts, atv's, snow mobiles, hell maby even guns and a fuckin helicopter

I Love Costco (sams club)

I'll find some comfortable clothing first, then I'd stock up on melee weapons such as knives, bats or lacrosse sticks, then I'd hijack a ride and get to the nearest walmart get some guns from there also some food for the road, afterward I'd drive to Georgia pick up my cousin and head to Florida so we could survive the zombie invasion.


P. S
I hear there is a GTA IV zombie event on Saturday and I was wondering how do I attend?

Damn you can get guns at walmart damn

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Savag3Ch3wbacca wrote:Well my plan is to barricade my house. Ill stay in my house as long as i can so most of the people die. Becouse the last thing i was is to get shot or hit by a car. Ill then grab all the weapons in my house ( 3 ar-15 , .22 rifle, 12g shotgun , 9mm handgun , and Ruger 380 ) Ill say we have over 450 rounds for the ar's. I would then load up our truck with all the shit i need. Then drive down 2 blocks to this dudes house who has a 68 chevelle SS and take his shit. Then probly head down the street to my good friend colton ( colton is a fucking expert on survivor skills) If hes not then i would go through his shit and take his dads judge.(if u people dopnt know what a judge is u should kill ur self its a revolver that can shoot .45 and 410 rounds( 410 is a shotgun round)) then probly drive around the city looking for stuff and then head to Sams Club. Then i will sell A1 steak sauce to survivors and stuff.

Might want to lose the 12 gauge (I take it's for bird hunting) and the .22. They wont do a whole lot against the hoard. So lose them when you can. Otherwise, at least I know I can get some steak sauce somewhere during the apocalypse.

Step 1. An Hero
Step 2. ???
Step 3. PROFIT

Meatshield718 wrote:Might want to lose the 12 gauge (I take it's for bird hunting) and the .22. They wont do a whole lot against the hoard. So lose them when you can. Otherwise, at least I know I can get some steak sauce somewhere during the apocalypse.

What the hell are you talking about? A .22 would probably be the best calibre in case of a real zombie outbreak. They are already dead and have started decaying, so their skulls are easy to crack. So what's the point of carrying around a big gun and loads of .50 cal bullets when a bullet half the size of that would work just fine...

Fins got a point
.22 ammo will be abundant

remember not everyone who owns a gun is going to buy the biggest fuckin caliber to keep at home for protection

besides it can kill a normal human being, whats stopping it from killing a zombie

granted not as much stopping power, but still gets the job done

KZ Powned wrote:Damn you can get guns at walmart damn

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Thnks pal!

Made in Finland wrote:

Meatshield718 wrote:Might want to lose the 12 gauge (I take it's for bird hunting) and the .22. They wont do a whole lot against the hoard. So lose them when you can. Otherwise, at least I know I can get some steak sauce somewhere during the apocalypse.

What the hell are you talking about? A .22 would probably be the best calibre in case of a real zombie outbreak. They are already dead and have started decaying, so their skulls are easy to crack. So what's the point of carrying around a big gun and loads of .50 cal bullets when a bullet half the size of that would work just fine...

You know, I didn't really think about the whole rotting factor. :/ Besides, the skull wouldn't be weakened, it doesn't decompose as fast as tissue does, so the skull's just as hard, right?

i got a air rifle in my house but it would be so funny to shot a zombie whth my paint ball gun or my bb machine gun multie coulerd zombiez

Meatshield718 wrote:You know, I didn't really think about the whole rotting factor. :/ Besides, the skull wouldn't be weakened, it doesn't decompose as fast as tissue does, so the skull's just as hard, right?

Yeah well even if the skull is still as tough, like KX said, a .22 works fine. I hate to bring this topic up, but this guy killed 9 and injured 12 with nothing but a .22 handgun, so they aren't exactly toys either...

Yeah, .22 are really messy, headshots would usually result in the bullet ricocheting around the inside of the persons skull and totally shredding the inside.

-Cry

Cry Vengeance wrote:Yeah, .22 are really messy, headshots would usually result in the bullet ricocheting around the inside of the persons skull and totally shredding the inside.

Alright The Departed calm down.

I'd probably have fun with the whole zombie apocalypse thing for a week or two then realize all my family/friends are dead and there is a 2% chance I will survive so I would An Hero instead of being eaten alive.

Mythbusters actually.