Man's face half eaten by naked attacker.

http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/26/2818832_naked-man-shot-killed-on-macarthur.html#storylink=addthis#storylink=cpy

(Got this from John Cheese, but seems valid due to it's video credibility. Nevertheless, controversy seems to exist.)

The police officer fired once, but the attacker continued to consume flesh from the victim's face, forcing the officer to continue firing. At least a half dozen shots were fired according to nearby citizens.

They both look naked in the video, sexy afternoon gone wrong? Cannibalism? Zombies?

Who knows, just thought I'd share this with all of you.

I don't mean to sound like I'm wearing a tinfoil hat here, but this is almost exactly what the Zombie Survival Guide says to look out for.

Well, at least it's only Miami.

Cocaine. The stuff of legend.

FoundDa Kiwi wrote:Cocaine. The stuff of legend.

That's what The Man wants you to think. ADestroyer's right, this is zombies if I've ever seen it. I'm staying on my toes for the next couple days. I'm going to give any deranged naked people I see a wide berth.

Cock ya shotguns and start packing rations to backpacks,fellas.

Saw Title Thought it was another Bman Thread.

Desert Sleepy wrote:I'm going to give any deranged naked people I see a wide berth.

Implying you don't already?

Garquin wrote:Saw Title Thought it was another Bman Thread.

I was going to post this but he beat me to it. It is something I would post though because you know I love posting fucked up topics.

Cant watch the video from my phone, however i will as soon as i get a chance.


Anyway, what do you guys think about this? Does is seem legit? Personally i wouldnt be surprised if the video was real, weirder things have happened. I wouldn't jump to calling ''ZOMBIE!!!'' but who knows, maybe our time to shine has come :D

Tophat 44 wrote:Cant watch the video from my phone, however i will as soon as i get a chance.


Anyway, what do you guys think about this? Does is seem legit? Personally i wouldnt be surprised if the video was real, weirder things have happened. I wouldn't jump to calling ''ZOMBIE!!!'' but who knows, maybe our time to shine has come :D

I don't think we have to worry anymore. What I've been calling the Miami Incident happened on Saturday. If this was a zombie attack, the victim would have expired and reanimated already, assuming this is a Romero zombie. We're good.

On another note, it's nice to see zombie-related stuff on here again.

Anyone that even thinks for a moment it's a zombie is a fucking retard. Just saying.

Probably cannibalism I mean the guy was high on cocaine..and he was in Miami...so that explains everything.

Jagdgeschwader wrote:Anyone that even thinks for a moment it's a zombie is a fucking retard. Just saying.

Sounds like someones Imagination Died.

You see guys, we here at UX aren't just about videogame zombie modes... we try to prepare you for the real thing as well.

eaustinn36 wrote:You see guys, we here at UX aren't just about videogame zombie modes... we try to prepare you for the real thing as well.

I can picture erik standing on a stage overlooking a large group of undead fiends with a clip board in hand.

Ok zombies remember before we unleash unspeakable chaos among the unsuspecting souls of the innocent......

1. No zig zagging..
2. No half mooning....
3. If you see a survivor with a RPG please tell me because that is highly illegal.

Now go my minions! Unleash hell..... And have fun.

sgt zombie23 wrote:

eaustinn36 wrote:You see guys, we here at UX aren't just about videogame zombie modes... we try to prepare you for the real thing as well.

I can picture erik standing on a stage overlooking a large group of undead fiends with a clip board in hand.

Ok zombies remember before we unleash unspeakable chaos among the unsuspecting souls of the innocent......

1. No zig zagging..
2. No half mooning....
3. If you see a survivor with a RPG please tell me because that is highly illegal.

Now go my minions! Unleash hell..... And have fun.

Erik would never use the word 'fun'.

VrAzZLe Meister wrote:

sgt zombie23 wrote:

eaustinn36 wrote:You see guys, we here at UX aren't just about videogame zombie modes... we try to prepare you for the real thing as well.

I can picture erik standing on a stage overlooking a large group of undead fiends with a clip board in hand.

Ok zombies remember before we unleash unspeakable chaos among the unsuspecting souls of the innocent......

1. No zig zagging..
2. No half mooning....
3. If you see a survivor with a RPG please tell me because that is highly illegal.

Now go my minions! Unleash hell..... And have fun.

Erik would never use the word 'fun'.

This is true.

sgt zombie23 wrote:

eaustinn36 wrote:You see guys, we here at UX aren't just about videogame zombie modes... we try to prepare you for the real thing as well.

I can picture erik standing on a stage overlooking a large group of undead fiends with a clip board in hand.

Ok zombies remember before we unleash unspeakable chaos among the unsuspecting souls of the innocent......

1. No zig zagging..
2. No half mooning....
3. If you see a survivor with a RPG please tell me because that is highly illegal.

Now go my minions! Unleash hell..... And have fun.

+1

Garquin wrote:Saw Title Thought it was another Bman Thread.

+1

I'm not saying it's zombies, but it's zombies.

FoundDa Kiwi wrote:Cocaine. The stuff of legend.

Yeah guys it was cocaine. The guy was high on it and started eating people.
So...... no zombies :(

Jagdgeschwader wrote:Anyone that even thinks for a moment it's a zombie is a fucking retard. Just saying.

Nk FaTaLiiTY wrote:Yeah guys it was cocaine. The guy was high on it and started eating people.
So...... no zombies :(

You guys are going to be eating those words... when the zombies are eating you.
(Pa-dum, psh!)
It's just like a zombie movie, and you two are those people who are like "PFFT! Zombies? That's insane!". Next thing you know, you'll be asking the groaning man with blood dripping from his mouth if he's okay. Before he and a bunch of his nearby friends surround and eat you, that is.

Desert Sleepy wrote:

Jagdgeschwader wrote:Anyone that even thinks for a moment it's a zombie is a fucking retard. Just saying.

Nk FaTaLiiTY wrote:Yeah guys it was cocaine. The guy was high on it and started eating people.
So...... no zombies :(

You guys are going to be eating those words... when the zombies are eating you.
(Pa-dum, psh!)
It's just like a zombie movie, and you two are those people who are like "PFFT! Zombies? That's insane!". Next thing you know, you'll be asking the groaning man with blood dripping from his mouth if he's okay. Before he and a bunch of his nearby friends surround and eat you, that is.

Well one, I'm not an idiot and I wouldn't ask a man who looks like he just ate a person if he is OK, and then two, I'm not an idiot and actually think zombies are physiologically possible, at least not the way we know them.

Jagdgeschwader wrote:Well one, I'm not an idiot and I wouldn't ask a man who looks like he just ate a person if he is OK, and then two, I'm not an idiot and actually think zombies are physiologically possible, at least not the way we know them.

Doesn't matter. As a naysayer, you have an obligation. You have to get eaten so the audience can have their first "Oh shit" moment.

Sure, zombies in the traditional sense aren't possible (at least I think, I'm no doctor). But cocaine-fueled freaks who go around devouring people and have a resistance to gunshot wounds and basically don't give a shit if they're being spoken to or shot? That's as close as it gets. Slow, traditional zombies may be fun for people to fantasize about, since I'd imagine they'd imagine they could just slaughter them by the horde. But fast zombies is where it's at if you want a challenge, and something that could at least believably overwhelm the military. With cocaine zombies, you've got fast, strong, gunshot-ignoring monsters. They can bust through barricades and chase you down. I guess the biggest problem is that they don't really infect their victims, and also are apparently not common at all. Maybe if someone got a bunch of "bad cocaine" and just flew over major cities sprinkling it everywhere, we'd have something going.

So if anyone can happen to get a hold of tons and tons of contaminated cocaine and knows how to fly a plane, you know what to do.

Desert Sleepy wrote:

Jagdgeschwader wrote:Well one, I'm not an idiot and I wouldn't ask a man who looks like he just ate a person if he is OK, and then two, I'm not an idiot and actually think zombies are physiologically possible, at least not the way we know them.

Doesn't matter. As a naysayer, you have an obligation. You have to get eaten so the audience can have their first "Oh shit" moment.

Sure, zombies in the traditional sense aren't possible (at least I think, I'm no doctor). But cocaine-fueled freaks who go around devouring people and have a resistance to gunshot wounds and basically don't give a shit if they're being spoken to or shot? That's as close as it gets. Slow, traditional zombies may be fun for people to fantasize about, since I'd imagine they'd imagine they could just slaughter them by the horde. But fast zombies is where it's at if you want a challenge, and something that could at least believably overwhelm the military. With cocaine zombies, you've got fast, strong, gunshot-ignoring monsters. They can bust through barricades and chase you down. I guess the biggest problem is that they don't really infect their victims, and also are apparently not common at all. Maybe if someone got a bunch of "bad cocaine" and just flew over major cities sprinkling it everywhere, we'd have something going.

So if anyone can happen to get a hold of tons and tons of contaminated cocaine and knows how to fly a plane, you know what to do.

Whatever man believe what you want. But cocaine can make man believe that his friend or stranger look like a damn chesse burger in his eyes.