Meaningless Battle III - This Time It's For Real (Game Topic)

Made in Finland wrote:Jesus Fucking Christ, my post was delayed by few seconds thanks to the "a new post has been posted since..." function. Otherwise my post would have been posted at the start of the new round SHARP according to time.windows.com...

I propose that Goop gets insta-killed for spamming the thread before the new round starts.

Surely you jest

Looks like he tried to post at exactly midnight, miscounted a few seconds so posted again.

Super Mega King wrote:Looks like he tried to post at exactly midnight, miscounted a few seconds so posted again.

Yeah and thanks to his miscalculation I couldn't post at midnight, and after seeing the "new post" warning, I tried to post again and he had made a yet another post by then.

So if he hadn't "miscalculated" his first post I would have beaten him to it.

Rend and Tear: Zanzibar

11:00 - Goop enters jungle
11:00 - Goop attacks Medic, killing him (10 damage/40 overkill)
10:56 - The Behemoth uses Rend and Tear on Zanzibar Hotek (Zanzibar: -135 HP(351))
11:00 - Zanzibar: +30 HP(381)

ROUND 31 START

TEAM 1: Voodoo In The Jungle
Zanzibar Hotek: 381/2000 HP, 2/2 Actions Remaining, Item: Ibis Crown, In the Jungle

TEAM 7: The Pen Is Mightier than the Goop
Goop: 2791 HP, 2/2 Actions Remaining, Liquid Form, (+Balming the Lightning Blade) (+Dragon's Flame), Item: Lightning Rod

TEAM 9: Sex, Drugs, and Magical Radioactive Healing
Takeo Masaki: 965/2000 HP, 2/2 Actions Remaining, In the Jungle, Item: Slash and Burn

TEAM 10: The Gambler's Fallacy
Behemoth: 325 HP, 1/1 Action Remaining, In the Jungle

TEAM DEAD
Warwick: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Had his soul pierced by Uryu
Rukia Kuchiki: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Got Hulk punched... by everyone
Camwhore: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Like his partner, saw the sun in my disgrace
Harbinger(Warwick): DEAD (NO CORPSE) - Hung his head, drowned his fear; Soldier made him disappear
The Hulk: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Faced the Rising Sun in Takeo Masaki
The Writer: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Killed by Isaac Clarke; no one controls his mind!
Space Ghost: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Punched coast to coast by Hulk and Juggernaut
Possessed Mage: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Had his limbs cut off by Isaac Clarke
Kratos: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Committed suicide by Camwhore
Juggernaut: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Thundered by Sonichu.
Uryu Ishida: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Thundered by Sonichu.
Sgt. Zombie: DEAD (ABSORBED) - slain by the Token God.
King Alric: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Thundered by Sonichu.
SilentShot: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Sliced and zapped by Sonichu
Medic: DEAD, killed by Goop
Isaac Clarke: DEAD, slain by the Token God
Mr. Tophat: DEAD, couldn't stand the heat of the Rising Sun
Sonichu: DEAD, killed by the token god's revenge.
Black Hole Sun Soldier: DEAD, killed by the man with the golden goop

Unclaimed Items: armor of flame

Rend a Tear: Zanzibar

Absorb Zanzibar

Hotek:

Drop Ibis Crown

Pick up Flame Armor

Convert Flame Armor to a TOKEN using Arts and Crafts

Use a meager Tokens for the Token God on the Behemoth

Pick up Ibis Crown

Use Slash and Burn
Attack Goop

Prof Vanguard wrote:Hotek:

Drop Ibis Crown

Pick up Flame Armor

Convert Flame Armor to a TOKEN using Arts and Crafts

Use a meager Tokens for the Token God on the Behemoth

Pick up Ibis Crown

You're already dead, 270 damage brought you down to 111 HP once your health is below 33 Goop can absorb you. So your actions do not count...... MWA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

Try to absorb Zanzibar yet again because the last one didn't work. Thanks for gloating tophat.

Goop: Oh, and pick up the crown once he's dead.

Mr. Tophat wrote:You're already dead, 270 damage brought you down to 111 HP once your health is below 33 Goop can absorb you. So your actions do not count...... MWA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

1.) Aren't you dead or something?

2.) You should probably learn to read Goop's effect before running your already-rotting mouth. It's not over til the random number generator gives the results.

The way is shut, it was built by the Dead.

And the Dead keep it.

11:02 - Behemoth uses Rend and Tear (Hotek: -145 HP(236))
11:33 - Goop's Absorb fails
12:11 - Hotek drops Ibis Crown
12:11 - Hotek picks up Armor and converts to Disciple Token
12:11 - Hotek uses Tokens for the Token God (Behemoth: -140 HP(185))
12:11 - Hotek picks up Ibis Crown
12:41 - Takeo Masaki uses Slash and Burn (Takeo: +100 HP(1065) -- The Jungle is destroyed
12:41 - Takeo Masaki attacks Goop (Goop: -50 HP(2741)
12:41 - Takeo Masaki - Late Points Calculations (Takeo: +550 Points(550))
7:28 - Goop's Absorb fails
11:00 - Ibis Crown (Hotek: +30 HP(266))

ROUND 32 START

TEAM 1: Voodoo In The Jungle
Zanzibar Hotek: 266/2000 HP, 2/2 Actions Remaining, Item: Ibis Crown

TEAM 7: The Pen Is Mightier than the Goop
Goop: 2741 HP, 2/2 Actions Remaining, Liquid Form, (+Balming the Lightning Blade) (+Dragon's Flame), Item: Lightning Rod

TEAM 9: Sex, Drugs, and Magical Radioactive Healing
Takeo Masaki: 1065/2000 HP, 2/2 Actions Remaining, 550 Points

TEAM 10: The Gambler's Fallacy
Behemoth: 185 HP, 1/1 Action Remaining

TEAM DEAD
Warwick: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Had his soul pierced by Uryu
Rukia Kuchiki: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Got Hulk punched... by everyone
Camwhore: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Like his partner, saw the sun in my disgrace
Harbinger(Warwick): DEAD (NO CORPSE) - Hung his head, drowned his fear; Soldier made him disappear
The Hulk: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Faced the Rising Sun in Takeo Masaki
The Writer: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Killed by Isaac Clarke; no one controls his mind!
Space Ghost: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Punched coast to coast by Hulk and Juggernaut
Possessed Mage: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Had his limbs cut off by Isaac Clarke
Kratos: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Committed suicide by Camwhore
Juggernaut: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Thundered by Sonichu.
Uryu Ishida: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Thundered by Sonichu.
Sgt. Zombie: DEAD (ABSORBED) - slain by the Token God.
King Alric: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Thundered by Sonichu.
SilentShot: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Sliced and zapped by Sonichu
Medic: DEAD, killed by Goop
Isaac Clarke: DEAD, slain by the Token God
Mr. Tophat: DEAD, couldn't stand the heat of the Rising Sun
Sonichu: DEAD, killed by the token god's revenge.
Black Hole Sun Soldier: DEAD, killed by the man with the golden goop

Hotek:

You all neglected to remember that my teammate was Robochips. And he has all the luck. All of it. Did you honestly think that you could take me down that quickly with chance?!
And Goop! You tried to take my crown! This crown isn't yours! It's mine! How rude!

I'll just make sure that you don't get it then!

Use Arts and Crafts to convert the crown to a token

Well... Actually I think I will let you have it.

Use Tokens for the Token God on Goop

Now I expect that I won't last another round on my dear friend's luck so I'll just bid my farewells to Takeo here and even the Behemoth. It's been a good fight.

...

OK ABSORB ZANZIBAR ALREADY

Hoping Zanzibar gets absorbed already.... this is getting dragged out.

Absorb Lightning Rod.

Rend and Tear: Takeo

11:12 - Zanzibar Hotek uses Arts and Crafts on Ibis Crown
11:12 - Zanzibar Hotek uses Tokens for the Token God (Goop: -70 HP(2671))
12:11 - Goop absorbs Zanzibar, replacing Lightning Blade with Arts and Crafts (Goop: +266 HP(2937))
10:04 - Goop absorbs Lightning Rod (Goop: +150 HP(3087))
10:40 - Behemoth uses Rend and Tear (Takeo: -180 HP(885))

ROUND 33 START

TEAM 7: The Pen Is Mightier than the Goop
Goop: 3087 HP, 2/2 Actions Remaining, Liquid Form, Empowered Metal Storm(1) (+Arts and Crafts) (+Dragon's Flame)

TEAM 9: Sex, Drugs, and Magical Radioactive Healing
Takeo Masaki: 885/2000 HP, 2/2 Actions Remaining, 550 Points, Enkindled(1)

TEAM 10: The Gambler's Fallacy
Behemoth: 185 HP, 1/1 Action Remaining

TEAM DEAD
Warwick: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Had his soul pierced by Uryu
Rukia Kuchiki: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Got Hulk punched... by everyone
Camwhore: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Like his partner, saw the sun in my disgrace
Harbinger(Warwick): DEAD (NO CORPSE) - Hung his head, drowned his fear; Soldier made him disappear
The Hulk: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Faced the Rising Sun in Takeo Masaki
The Writer: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Killed by Isaac Clarke; no one controls his mind!
Space Ghost: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Punched coast to coast by Hulk and Juggernaut
Possessed Mage: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Had his limbs cut off by Isaac Clarke
Kratos: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Committed suicide by Camwhore
Juggernaut: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Thundered by Sonichu.
Uryu Ishida: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Thundered by Sonichu.
Sgt. Zombie: DEAD (ABSORBED) - slain by the Token God.
King Alric: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Thundered by Sonichu.
SilentShot: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Sliced and zapped by Sonichu
Zanzibar Hotek: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Devoured by Goop.
Medic: DEAD, killed by Goop
Isaac Clarke: DEAD, slain by the Token God
Mr. Tophat: DEAD, couldn't stand the heat of the Rising Sun
Sonichu: DEAD, killed by the token god's revenge.
Black Hole Sun Soldier: DEAD, killed by the man with the golden goop

Hotek:

EWWWW, IT'S ALL STICKY IN HERE

I HATE IT.

gg no re

Attack Goop x2
Hey Tophat why not even the score but instead u attack me
At least make it a fair fight

Prof Vanguard wrote:Hotek:

EWWWW, IT'S ALL STICKY IN HERE

I HATE IT.

"Alright first of all, it's liquid metal, so whatever you're touching didn't come from me. Why don't you ask some of the others that were absorbed? It was probably them."

Metal Storm Takeo

Attack Takeo

JumpingSNIPA wrote:
Hey Tophat why not even the score but instead u attack me
At least make it a fair fight

Im thinking.....