Re: Meaningless Battle III - This Time It's For Real (Game Topic)

**A Groovy Tophat** 20th January 2011, 1:51 am

DROP ARMOR, PICK UP HORN

**A Groovy Tophat** 20th January 2011, 2:00 am

*Blow horn
*Attack: This Days Black Fate: The Medic
*Rend and Tear: The Medic

**A Groovy Tophat** 20th January 2011, 2:58 am

What does it mean when you said "manipulate items"

**Made in Finland** 20th January 2011, 3:08 am

I guess you really WANT Goop to win...

The Medic:
- Defend, heal Takeo
- Negotiate Hoodoo for hire to heal me for minimum pay

**Meatshield718** 21st January 2011, 1:27 am

Metal Storm full Zanzibar

Attack Zanzibar

**Sigmatic Scholar** 21st January 2011, 1:52 am

Made in Finland wrote:I guess you really WANT Goop to win...

The Medic:
- Defend, heal Takeo
- Negotiate Hoodoo for hire to heal me for minimum pay

Whoa dude, almost missed this before 11.

Accept.

**Sigmatic Scholar** 21st January 2011, 1:55 am

Hotek:

I don't like the conspiracy in the air tonight!

Enter Jungle

Attempt to negotiate Hoodoo for Hire with myself for 70 HP to attack Mr. Tophat.

Accept my own negotiation.

Attack Mr. Tophat

**Eaglendia** 21st January 2011, 1:57 am

11:00 - Mr. Tophat blows the Horn of Hollowel; it disappears
11:00 - Behemoth appears on the battlefield
11:00 - Mr. Tophat attacks The Medic (Medic: -100 HP(360))
11:00 - The Behemoth uses Rend and Tear (Medic: -135 HP(225))
12:08 - The Medic defends (Medic: +50 HP(275))
10:27 - Goop uses Metal Storm (Goop: -25 HP(2791) (Hotek: -90 HP(331))
10:27 - Zanzibar attacks (Zanzibar: -50 HP(281))
10:52 - Hotek accepts offer (Hotek: +70 HP(351)) (Medic: +80 HP(345))
10:55 - Hotek's negotiation fails (are you kidding me?)
10:55 - Hotek enters jungle
10:55 - Hotek attacks Mr. Tophat (Tophat: -100 HP(281)
11:00 - Medigun (Takeo: +75 HP(965))
11:00 - Ibis Crown (Hotek: +30 HP(381))
11:00 - Mr. Tophat (Tophat: +50 HP(331))

ROUND 30 START

TEAM 1: Voodoo In The Jungle
Zanzibar Hotek: 381/2000 HP, 2/2 Actions Remaining, Item: Ibis Crown, In the Jungle

TEAM 7: The Pen Is Mightier than the Goop
Goop: 2791 HP, 2/2 Actions Remaining, Liquid Form, (+Balming the Lightning Blade) (+Dragon's Flame), Item: Lightning Rod

TEAM 9: Sex, Drugs, and Magical Radioactive Healing
Takeo Masaki: 965/2000 HP, 2/2 Actions Remaining, In the Jungle, Item: Slash and Burn
The Medic: 345/1800 HP, 2/2 Actions Remaining, 375/400 Uber Meter, Needle Gun (1/3), In the Jungle, 1 Disciple Token

TEAM 10: The Gambler's Fallacy
Mr. Tophat: 331 HP, 2/2 Actions Remaining, In the Jungle, Item: Armor of Flame
Behemoth: 325 HP, 1/1 Action Remaining, In the Jungle

TEAM DEAD
Warwick: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Had his soul pierced by Uryu
Rukia Kuchiki: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Got Hulk punched... by everyone
Camwhore: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Like his partner, saw the sun in my disgrace
Harbinger(Warwick): DEAD (NO CORPSE) - Hung his head, drowned his fear; Soldier made him disappear
The Hulk: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Faced the Rising Sun in Takeo Masaki
The Writer: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Killed by Isaac Clarke; no one controls his mind!
Space Ghost: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Punched coast to coast by Hulk and Juggernaut
Possessed Mage: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Had his limbs cut off by Isaac Clarke
Kratos: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Committed suicide by Camwhore
Juggernaut: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Thundered by Sonichu.
Uryu Ishida: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Thundered by Sonichu.
Sgt. Zombie: DEAD (ABSORBED) - slain by the Token God.
King Alric: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Thundered by Sonichu.
SilentShot: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Sliced and zapped by Sonichu
Isaac Clarke: DEAD, slain by the Token God
Sonichu: DEAD, killed by the token god's revenge.
Black Hole Sun Soldier: DEAD, killed by the man with the golden goop

Unclaimed Items:
Armor of Flame

Q: Is the Behemoth in the jungle?
A: I think it follows Tophat.

**Meatshield718** 21st January 2011, 2:00 am

Metal Storm Zanzibar

Absorb Zanzibar

"It's been fun, friend. You and I are one now."

**Meatshield718** 21st January 2011, 2:03 am

Prof Vanguard wrote:Hotek:

I don't like the conspiracy in the air tonight!

Enter Jungle

Attempt to negotiate Hoodoo for Hire with myself for 70 HP to attack Mr. Tophat.

Accept my own negotiation.

Attack Mr. Tophat

Double post. Suspended for one week.

**A Groovy Tophat** 21st January 2011, 2:28 am

Attack: The Medic
Attack: The Medic
Rend and Tear: Medic

**Made in Finland** 21st January 2011, 8:46 am

I might be dead already, but nevertheless...

The Medic:
- Needlegun on Mr. Tophat
- Medigun on Zanzibar Hotek
- Negotiate Hoodo for hire to heal me for minimum pay

**JumpingSNIPA** 21st January 2011, 7:02 pm

Attack Tophat x2

**DeadApe** 21st January 2011, 7:14 pm

Sorry I know I am dead...but why the fuck are you all attacking eachother instead of Goop...are you guys like retarded or something?

**Made in Finland** 21st January 2011, 7:23 pm

DeadApe wrote:Sorry I know I am dead...but why the fuck are you all attacking eachother instead of Goop...are you guys like retarded or something?

Dunno. Tophat decided to be a dick and use his last breaths to attack the weak ones instead of the tyrant, so ask him...
If he doesn't kill me this round I'd have an ubercharge up.

**A Groovy Tophat** 21st January 2011, 7:42 pm

Well my good people of Meaningless Battle, i have come to a conclusion.
Even at our strongest, those that are still alive would not have the power to defeat the all powerful... and squishy Mr. Goop. So i in my dieing breaths will take as many of you with me as physically possible Twisted Evil

Have fun trying to kill me AND my pet.

**Masterofkills09** 21st January 2011, 7:48 pm

Dood.

Yor domb.

**DeadApe** 21st January 2011, 8:48 pm

Mr. Tophat wrote:Well my good people of Meaningless Battle, i have come to a conclusion.
Even at our strongest, those that are still alive would not have the power to defeat the all powerful... and squishy Mr. Goop. So i in my dieing breaths will take as many of you with me as physically possible

Have fun trying to kill me AND my pet.

Your retarded.

**Sigmatic Scholar** 21st January 2011, 9:27 pm

Mr. Tophat wrote:Well my good people of Meaningless Battle, i have come to a conclusion.
Even at our strongest, those that are still alive would not have the power to defeat the all powerful... and squishy Mr. Goop. So i in my dieing breaths will take as many of you with me as physically possible

Have fun trying to kill me AND my pet.

Jesus tapdancing Christ. We all had even in our weak state more than enough power to destroy Goop and I was going to make plans to do so to provide a fair endgame fight for everyone before you started sucking Goop's squishy dick.

The only reason you say that is because you were weak enough to let him manipulate you this late in the game.

TAKING FORUM GAMES TOO SERIOUSLY:
STARRING PROFESSOR VANGUARD! Like a Star @ heaven

**Meatshield718** 22nd January 2011, 12:58 am

Masterofkills09 wrote:Dood.

Yor domb.

DeadApe wrote:
Mr. Tophat wrote:Well my good people of Meaningless Battle, i have come to a conclusion.
Even at our strongest, those that are still alive would not have the power to defeat the all powerful... and squishy Mr. Goop. So i in my dieing breaths will take as many of you with me as physically possible

Have fun trying to kill me AND my pet.

Your retarded.

Aren't you dead or something? Dead people don't talk...

Oh, and It's Professor Goop to you.

**Eaglendia** 22nd January 2011, 1:59 am

11:00 - Goop's actions fail
11:28 - Mr. Tophat attacks Medic (Medic: -100 HP(245)
11:28 - Mr. Tophat attacks Medic (Medic: -100 HP(145)
11:28 - The Behemoth uses Rend and Tear (Medic: -135 HP(10))
5:46 - The Medic attacks Mr. Tophat(Tophat: -150 HP(181))
5:46 - The Medic targets Zanzibar Hotek with the Medigun
4:02 - Takeo Masaki attacks Mr. Tophat (Tophat: -100 HP(81))
4:02 - Takeo Masaki attacks Mr. Tophat, killing him (81 damage/19 overkill)
11:00 - Medigun (Zanzibar: +75 HP(456))
11:00 - Ibis Crown (Zanzibar: +30 HP(486))

ROUND 31 START

TEAM 1: Voodoo In The Jungle
Zanzibar Hotek: 486/2000 HP, 2/2 Actions Remaining, Item: Ibis Crown, In the Jungle

TEAM 7: The Pen Is Mightier than the Goop
Goop: 2791 HP, 2/2 Actions Remaining, Liquid Form, (+Balming the Lightning Blade) (+Dragon's Flame), Item: Lightning Rod

TEAM 9: Sex, Drugs, and Magical Radioactive Healing
Takeo Masaki: 965/2000 HP, 2/2 Actions Remaining, In the Jungle, Item: Slash and Burn
The Medic: 10/1800 HP, 2/2 Actions Remaining, 400/400 Uber Meter, Needle Gun (0/3), In the Jungle, 1 Disciple Token

TEAM 10: The Gambler's Fallacy
Behemoth: 325 HP, 1/1 Action Remaining, In the Jungle

TEAM DEAD
Warwick: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Had his soul pierced by Uryu
Rukia Kuchiki: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Got Hulk punched... by everyone
Camwhore: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Like his partner, saw the sun in my disgrace
Harbinger(Warwick): DEAD (NO CORPSE) - Hung his head, drowned his fear; Soldier made him disappear
The Hulk: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Faced the Rising Sun in Takeo Masaki
The Writer: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Killed by Isaac Clarke; no one controls his mind!
Space Ghost: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Punched coast to coast by Hulk and Juggernaut
Possessed Mage: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Had his limbs cut off by Isaac Clarke
Kratos: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Committed suicide by Camwhore
Juggernaut: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Thundered by Sonichu.
Uryu Ishida: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Thundered by Sonichu.
Sgt. Zombie: DEAD (ABSORBED) - slain by the Token God.
King Alric: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Thundered by Sonichu.
SilentShot: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Sliced and zapped by Sonichu
Isaac Clarke: DEAD, slain by the Token God
Mr. Tophat: DEAD, couldn't stand the heat of the Rising Sun
Sonichu: DEAD, killed by the token god's revenge.
Black Hole Sun Soldier: DEAD, killed by the man with the golden goop

Unclaimed Items:
Armor of Flame

**Meatshield718** 22nd January 2011, 1:59 am

Enter Jungle

Attack Medic

**Meatshield718** 22nd January 2011, 2:00 am

Meatshield718 wrote:Enter Jungle

Attack Medic

TRY AGAIN

**Made in Finland** 22nd January 2011, 2:00 am

The Medic:
- Leave Jungle
- Activate the Ubercharge!
- Reload

**Made in Finland** 22nd January 2011, 2:07 am

Jesus Fucking Christ, my post was delayed by few seconds thanks to the "a new post has been posted since..." function. Otherwise my post would have been posted at the start of the new round SHARP according to time.windows.com...

I propose that Goop gets insta-killed for spamming the thread before the new round starts.

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