If zombies attacked...

Here's an interesting idea!

Imagine zombies attacked your hometown, or wherever you currently reside. You are in a house, and you have one .45 Pistol with 10 extra magazines. Now imagine you had 4 hours before the zombies attack, and you can choose 3 team-mates from Undead-Xbox

Who would you choose, and why?

Go.

no one because i am the only person from UX i need

this is an irrefutable fact

MY CHARIOT IS ALL I NEED. I'll pick you guys up in a nice open field though

That's not a maverick.

I would rather let them choose me than me choose them.

But if i say that i would probably be left alone so i would take Tophat, Mboddz (Im talking to Tophat right now and he says him & mboddz are a package deal, you can't have one without the other) And SuperMegaKing because he thinks he can survive a zombie apocalypse by himself.

Oh gawd don't make me choose!!

Well, mboddz is a must, as I will need an evac. After that maybe SMK and meatshield? Maybe Cry or deadape. Regardless, I would probably (with the exception of meatshield/cry) choose someone I know face-to-face from the UX meet-up. Resons for them? Well, mboddz for evac (you can fly a blackhawk!! ), cry for needing someone to kill zeds with their bare goddamn hands, meatshield for tactics, me for tactics.. idk.

NOTE: I will probably edit this post a million times over the next few days.

all i need is this and a lot of gas

so ill take Top hat and Masta chef

they always got my back, and they can carry the extra fuel
and we could turn chefs dodge into this probs (Cummins diesel)

I would take cazio because nobody can fly a helicopter better.

I would choose Tophat because he randomly has both a mp5 and a shotgun for no reason.

I would also take steveee so i can tell him to get out.

i'd take fattyboy because his watermelon head could feed the zombies for years, and Mboddz because he is a good leader and a great pilot.

n2wry - Good leader, good pilot.

mr noddlepwns - Good leader, good detective.

air assault 45 - Good leader, can get some "fucking blunts all the fucking time."

Dream team, imo.

if it had to be from UX I'd take

Cazio - good with a chopper, and good aim
eaustinn - tactics, sharpshooter
coggy - good aim, and reasoning

and since there would be almost a 100% chance cazio will die by doing something completely stupid, i'd also choose sgt zombie so he can reason with the undead and get them to give up their dead people powers so we can save the world.

If my first team fails i choose the friendship squad!

I wouldn't team up with anyone. I'd have to share the supplies. If every team mate had the same amount of ammo though, I'd take anyone and shoot them in the head to get the ammo from them.

Oh wait, I might take Ross with me because I'm gay for him. <3

Savagechewbacca

oO Coggy Oo wrote:

• Cazio - We'll need bait if we're going to survive the apocalypse.
  
• Meatshield - We'll need a meatshield if we're attacked.
  
• mboddz - He's a good leader.

Wow ahaha..

I would take:
Coggy- Because everyone needs a ZKOTM on there team.
Steveee- His Justin Bieber music will work well to repel the hordes of zombies
Sgt zombie- Everyone needs a funny guy to keep the spirits of the survivors up. Otherwise we'd all go insane thinking about the shit we lost and end up killing ourselves.

Note: I hate KZ and would rather be on Slacker's team seeing as how it's abosolutly stacked.

eaustinn and SMK because they are both smart, reasonable and good at accessing situations.
Magicman because Slacker Hero can't aim for shit.

Yeah, if we've learned anything from those countless zombie stories, it's that sharing ideals and fortitude with your allies is just as important as skill sets and practical knowledge. For example, you don't want someone on your team who thinks that "zombies are still people" while you're ready to slaughter all of them.

Though I'm willing to bet no one here would refrain from zombie-related violence.

Someone that isn't dumb and won't get me killed.

I've got a lot of wilderness survival and backpacking gear thats all light weight. (If we can even have the stuff in our houses, i'm pretty resourceful when it comes to making stuff out of random things in nature).

Honestly maybe Slayer. He's an EMT and is the only other person on the site that I think has any kind of education on treatment at all.

I don't know who else. Probably someone who won't get us killed by firing something as loud as a .45.
EDIT
Oh yeah and you are right DeadApe, SMK and eaustinn are great at accessing situations. Looks like they'll be getting you killed.

-Cry Vengeance
-Meatshield
-Mboddz

All are Great leaders, great comic relief, great shots, and well were all bad-asses, not to mention Mboddz in a UH60 Black hawk is a beautiful combo. I can hot wire a car and am a damn good shot. Meatshield the voice of reason, can keep us from going insane.


All torso shots from last summer at the gun range.

My Dad's Glock 9mm.

- Meatshield
- Contreraz (slayer)
- Bre

Meatshield is a seasoned outdoorsmen, Contreraz is a EMT and has trained with Miami Swat, and I wouldn't go anywhere without Bre.


And plus, our first course of action would be to round up and rescue the other guys from UX.

Cry Vengeance wrote:- Meatshield
- Contreraz (slayer)
- Bre

Meatshield is a seasoned outdoorsmen, Contreraz is a EMT and has trained with Miami Swat, and I wouldn't go anywhere without Bre.


And plus, our first course of action would be to round up and rescue the other guys from UX.

Aww young love.
Would you rescue me Cry?

- Negative
- Mboddz
- Slayer

Negative is a good shot, Mboddz is a pilot and slayer is an EMT. All which can be very useful in such a situation, and for me? Well I soon becoming an Officer in the Canadian armed forces, and I've already fired the C7. Along with that i've been given some tactional knowledge by other officers.

It would be sort of hard Cazio, you live on a different continent.