If zombies attacked...

List time,


I'm Cry Vengeance.

Cry Vengeance wrote:List time,


I'm Cry Vengeance.

Exactly why I'm not picking you, silly. Thanks for bringing it up.

List

1. I know how to build stuff, such as forts, fortifications, and handy things if needed.
   
2. I have some decent medical knowledge (first aid stuff)
   
3. I can live without most creature comforts
   
4. Love to scavenge for stuff
   
5. I know what is more important to get while scavenging.
   

my list

1. i Am trained in spinal and heart surgery
2. Im chuck Norris's right hand man
3. I always carry around powdered piss if i ever need it
4. I can make just about anything into bacon
5. Also i can duel-wield 2 snipers and no-scope just about anything
This was from the shooting range 2 days ago. I 720 no scoped from a chair (also i was on crutches at the time because of an ankle injury that's why its not dead-center)


(im not lying either this is completely serioous)

Namorg wrote:
3. I always carry around powdered piss if i ever need it

You sir have made my day.

List


1. I live next to my dads parents house which is full of guns
about 5 shotguns 4 rifles and maybe 2 pistols

2.I wont take up much of your food.

3.Ive been around guns my entire life since my dad loves hunting.

4. I was on my schools Jrotc marksmanship team.

List:

1.I wouldn't take much supplies, only enough to keep me moving.

2.You don't have to give me a gun, just toss me a sledgehammer and i'll get to work.

3.My dad an i hunt regularly, that being said i have 3 rifles and a shotgun in the garage.And im a decent shot.

4.I know how to live off the land from watching Survivor Man (Rofl).And i was in Scouts.

5.I will volunteer for any scavenging hunts.And if we run out of food and resort to cannibalism...You know what to do.

6.I would gladly take on a horde of zombies for other people in the group.

7.Im quite humorous, so i can keep up morale.

8.I know how to create make-shift weapons.I can make a twig into a spear with the right tools.

9.I have been taking things apart and putting them back together for as long as i can remember, so i am a decent mechanic and i know how things work.

10.I have basic medical knowledge (attending bruises, scrapes, cuts, fractures)

11.For those of you that live in Canada, i will be easier to reach.And also i will be used to cold temperatures, so you can have my coat.

12.I am a good leader if i am nominated.And i listen to orders well unless it's a stupid idea.

Since everyone's makin' lists:

1. I'm small, fast, and agile (quite useful).

2. Basic medical knowledge (cuts, sprains, etc).

3. Do not take up much food.

4. Have common sense.

5. Able to keep spirits up.

6. Basic cooking skills.

7. Lots of blunt objects around my house (cricket bats, crowbars, hammers, etc).

8. Able to follow orders and directions.

9. Work well under pressure.

Downsides:

1. I live around 3000 miles away from most of you guys.

My list:
-I'm an alcoholic so I'll probably end up getting us killed by scavenging for booze

-I'm a really bad driver, For those that have seen me drive on GTA 4 Picture that in real life, so if I'm your getaway driver you can guarantee we'd end up reversing into a lamppost.

-I have no medical skills and would probably end up cutting your limbs off instead of patching them up.

-I'm crazy as hell so at one point I'd probably end up tea bagging a zombie and end up getting my b.. You get the picture.

-I like torturing people. It's fun, so if i had a dis-agreement with someone who was with me I'd probably end up cutting his face off with a screw driver.

-I'm really good at paint balling so i guess I'm a good shooter, Only problem is shooting your own people wouldn't really help the situation.

So yeah I could write more but right now my hands are hurting from all of those people I just mutilated. But either way I'm sure I'd get picked for any team. I haz awesome bro.

I honestly don't know who wouldn't want you on their team, Cazio...

oO Coggy Oo wrote:I honestly don't know who wouldn't want you on their team, Cazio...

I know right?

Meatshield718 wrote:Why do I doubt you've stitched anyone up, Tophat?

I said knowledge, not experiance Meatshield.

BUMP**

I will be taking a gun safty/basic shooting class every wednesday. so i can add that to the list.

pretty much everyone here is a dumbass. The only people i remotely believe in is meatshield and cry. Stop kidding yourselves (granted maybe some of you have a little hunting/weapon experience, but you need to understand its a totally different thing shooting a zombie running at you when your absolutely terrified.)

I sell propane and propane accessories.

If you look at my list, you'll see I mentioned nothing about hunting or weapon experience.

you mentioned things just about every has/does, i wasn't really reffering to you coggy. (notice i said just about everyone not everyone)

I know how to handle a chainsaw... I could build a log cabin in the woods or something...

And then I'd shoot all of you for your supplies and ammo.

Namorg wrote:pretty much everyone here is a dumbass. The only people i remotely believe in is meatshield and cry. Stop kidding yourselves (granted maybe some of you have a little hunting/weapon experience, but you need to understand its a totally different thing shooting a zombie running at you when your absolutely terrified.)

Wow. just wow. Also i am pretty sure nobody here has been faced with the situation of someone running at them and having to shoot them so in this case nobody is really qualified. but if you had to pick one person out of the two who would it be the guy who knows how to shoot a gun or the guy who does not. Nobody here can say PICK MEE CUZ I KEEELED OVER 9000 ZOMBEEESS LOLOLOLOL.

Relax bro im just saying most of the people here are either lying/exaggerating. (select few i believe in) I mean come on your part of a zombie/gaming community and you spend your Friday and Saturday nights in front of your xbox. Your "scavenging" abilities are most likely shit and tending to bruises and cuts isn't exactly a rare quality.

Really if you wanna consider yourself prepared you need to already have every thing you need i.e. Meatshield. He lives on a ranch has a horse(doesn't need gasoline), guns, medical supplies, I'd assume a bad ass looking Indiana Jones hat or something similar and Meatshield cooks with Propane. Propane is an efficient, clean burning gas unlike charcoal or that bastard gas butane. When you cook with propane you taste the meat not the heat. When you cook with charcoal it burns black with plenty'a smoke also it's not as good as propane.

Namorg wrote:
4. I can make just about anything into bacon

BACON! you sir made my day, gimme that bacon!

Probably put spikes on my wheels so I don't have to worry about them hangin' on the back.

i would have to make a team of Scopez cause we got each other backs uhhhh lordxryuzaki cause we are an epic duo and echo tech 1997 cause he is my asian.

I too have an Asian.