Re: Rapture (Professor Vanguard's Preparatory Forum Adventure)

[Dexta117]

> Go on undead-xbox and see if any other sinners are online.

[Made in Finland]

> Go on undead-xbox and see if any other sinners are online.

>then check this thread, and cause a time paradox

[Super Mega King]

> Go on undead-xbox and see if any other sinners are online.

>then check this thread, and cause a time paradox

> then post in this thread, quoting this exact post

[Jagdgeschwader]

TIME PARADOX

[Slacker Hero]

> Go on undead-xbox and see if any other sinners are online.

>then check this thread, and cause a time paradox

> then post in this thread, quoting this exact post

>this one too, bro.

[Sigmatic Scholar]

Spoiler:

You try and fail to not think about the thousands of naked people dangling above yo- wait. What's this thing in the corner here? Is that a... meter?



Jangles has discovered his SIN METER
You have absolutely no idea if this is a good thing or not.

Somewhat disconcerted by the visual representation of your current level of sin, your mind drifts to more pleasant thoughts, namely pornography. This causes a slight tremor in your sin meter (as well as other things) before it settles back down.



Entranced by visions of vulgarity you rush to your laptop so you may more effectively corrupt your young eyes. It's not as if you have any type of pornographic novella in your room (you aren't that obsessed), so the internet will have to do. Unfortunately the rapture seems to have rendered most sites offline.

All of the torrents you started the night before have been halted just before completion in the wake of the rapture. And you really wanted to try that Reality Changers game. Oh well. You have more important business to think about, like getting your damn porn.



You seem to have the idea in your head that showing porn to recently rapture'd individuals will do something cool. You finally find a site that is online - nastyhotdildoexplosion.jp

You suppose this will have to do. You print off an image, fold it up, and place it in your inventory, trying not to dwell on the horrible things you just saw... Now to go find that Greek book.



You search a bookcase downstairs and find the super mysterious Greek tome. Why did you want this again? You are absolutely certain this book is pretty much useless. Although, you suppose you could put it in your inventory anyway.



So, do you still want to go outside or do you have anything else to do here? Don't forget about the pornography burning a sticky, sinful hole in your pocket.

[Slacker Hero]

>search around the house for anyone else who might be home.

[Eaglendia]

Worship magic book as false idol.

[Robochips*]

Walk outside and yell at the lowest raptured person. Show them the porn and attempt to capture them if they fall down from the weight of the sin.

[eegleindia]

Open greek book to discover some sort of ancient greek class schedule.

[BAXTABEAST22]

go outside and test the gravity, maybe everybody just learned how to fly

[Kugeth8]

> Be the fairy, learn to fly

[Super Mega King]

> Destroy the closest destructible item in your house, then worship the tome as a false idol

[DeadApe]

>Go outside

[Jagdgeschwader]

Jerk off to fully auto .60 caliber assault rifles which have now been left unattended by the rapture.

[NickisanEnigma]

>Open the door.

>Get on the floor.

>Everybody walk the dinosaur.

[Kugeth8]

Get out your AK-47 in the back shed, its duck hunting time!

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