Office Clean-Up (G-Mod Infection Game)

Fancy PantsMcGhee: Go to the Supply office and look around for some interesting items. Try not to act suspicious.

Leo: Hit the radio hoping to see if an update will appear and tell you whether or not it is working.

David: Stop, then continue slowly munching on snow as Tom passes.

Leo begins listening to the radio.


"Hey man, what's going on?"


"Nothing much, but I am trying to listen to the radio, if you wanna stay then pull up a chair, otherwise go away."

You attempt to store the microwave in your inventory, but it's too big, and you also aren't entirely sure how you'd do that. It's fairly heavy, so you set it down.



You take the alcohol and put it in your pocket. These uniforms are made of a material that makes it impossible to tell if somebody has something in their pockets, thus allowing you to carry around the alcohol without having to have it in your hand all the time, and also allowing you to take the alcohol without worrying somebody will notice bulging pockets.

Spoiler:

You then enjoy some snacks.




Tom passes by David, being sure to look him in the eye as he goes.

He passes through the alley, and proceeds to the other side.



The parking garage is up ahead.


To the left of that is an entrance into the office.




David is now free to eat snow uninterrupted. His hands and ears are starting to get cold, and his clothes weren't really made for snowy weather. Eating snow probably isn't helping either.




Fancy proceeds into the supply office. There isn't anything particularly interesting in here, but there is a door which leads into another room.


Through that door is a room that's under construction. Two years ago, Mr. Stahl started paying some workers to repaint the walls in one of the offices. The area has been marked as under construction, and the workers show up everyday, but the walls don't look repainted yet.


There's a shitload of alcohol on the bar, and a pair or electric circular saws on one of the metal shelves. There's also a chest behind the bar, some cabinets built into the bar, and a computer on top of the bar. On the coffee table is a newspaper, in the corner is the refrigerator from the kitchen, and on one of the walls is a TV.

Leo: Start rocking out to the song.

Stanley: Overhears the radio, he trails the song to the room the two guys are in. He takes the batteries out of the radio and throws them to the floor.

He says, "I'm trying to sleep!".
Yelling "fuck!", as he walks out.

Leo: Stop rocking out and fall to your knees, mouth hanging open, and mourn the radio. Stop mourning the radio and pick up the closest computer and throw it at Stanley's head. "Don't touch my shit!"

*Continue into the parking garage and take a good look around to make sure no cars are broken into or anything like that.*

Eaglendia: Ditch chips. Attempt to travel covertly to security office or equivalent area.

Danny: *begins to cry but then picks up batteries and slides them back into the radio then starts to play air guitar*

Spoiler:

Fancy Pants: Grab a beer, sit down and investigate the computer. If it has internet, find out more about the company Fancy Pants works for.

David: Thirst quenched, head back into the alley to dry off and warm up. Reacquaint self with the rest of the alley.

Leo wonders what it would be like to be a rockstar, maybe even the one singing the song he's hearing.







With arms wide open
Under the sunlight
Welcome to this place
I'll show you everything
With arms wide open
Now everything has changed
I'll show you love
I'll show you everything

With arms wide open
With arms wide open
I'll show you everything... oh yeah
With arms wide open... wide open



The album's been a huge success.





Tonight's going to be a good night. You can feel it.





You really need to scale back on the drinking.




Just what you needed.





That's better.






It's the Colombians. Motherfuckers.



"You wanna play games? Okay. I'll play with you. Come on."


"You wanna play rough? Okay."


"Say hello to my little friend!"

You ignore the fact that your gun doesn't have a grenade launcher. You wouldn't let something like that ruin the fantasy for you.














"AAAAHHH! You fuck!"







You pose and try to imitate Tony Montana, but it mostly comes out as nonsensical mumbling.



"You know who you're fuckin' with? I take you all to fuckin' hell!"







Stanley attempts to remove the radio's batteries, but can't seem to do it.


This results in him dropping it.


"I'm trying to sleep!"



Interrupted from your Musician turned Scarface fantasy by the loud crash, you drop to your knees when you see the radio has been destroyed.
"Don't touch my shit!"
Despite giving it a good hurl, the computer doesn't quite make it to Stanley. You'd probably have to have your adrenaline going to throw it that hard.

Stanley had walked out into this hallway.


Since the radio is irreparably damaged, Danny just starts air guitar-ing to his imagination.


Eaglendia has arrived at the security office, but the door is locked. You somehow can tell that the door is reinforced, and that shoulder-ramming and trying to kick the door open would just injure you. You'd either need help from the Security Guard, Tom, Tom's keys, ...


...Or alternatively a small group of people utilizing a large object to ram the door open.


Fancy grabs a beer.


You can't seem to connect to the wireless network, since it requires a security key (and not the kind a security guard would be in possession of). The only other thing you find on the computer is a ton of porn.


The newspaper-mâché statue seems to be asking to be collected.


Tom has proceeded to the parking garage. There are two doors here, but he wants to check the cars.


The cars are in poor condition, but they're always like that. You don't notice anything different at first glance, but you could always check out the contents of the cars.


You hear a noise in the distance.


You currently have your heavy duty flashlight. I addition to the obvious benefit of being able to light stuff up, it's also heavy and durable enough to be used as a melee weapon. Bikers use them.


David reacquaints himself with the alley.


You notice a key on the ground by your feet.

*Keep flashlight at shoulder level ready to strike like in Doom 3 if need be, and check out where that sound came from.*

Fancy Pants: Look around, if no one is there take another drink. Then have a little fun with the shit ton of porn that was just found. After everything, take a good examination at the paper model.

Tophat 44 wrote:Pick up the key and examine it.



"Hmmmmmm, wonder what this is for.."


*Pocket the key and walk back to the offices and head into the security office.*

It was David (ADestroyer) who saw the key.

David: Pick up the key and check if it has any markings on it that could determine it's use.

Desert Sleepy wrote:

Tophat 44 wrote:Pick up the key and examine it.



"Hmmmmmm, wonder what this is for.."


*Pocket the key and walk back to the offices and head into the security office.*

It was David (ADestroyer) who saw the key.

Oops sorry. :L

Leo: "Danny I have an idea!" Run straight at the window that we started next to and jump into it, hoping to break through it.

Danny: "following your leeeeeeaaaddd" *starts to charge with leo and jumps at the window karate style*

Gilligan: *Awaken, but don't get up, butt-race to the kitchen.*

Coming this December...









His stocking is stuffed... with dismembered corpses.
He's dreaming... of a red Christmas.
Some people say "Happy Holidays". He beats women to death with wrenches in his garage.
Some other stupid Christmas-murder related puns.

Just made these as a joke. The real update is almost done, and will be up soon.

No-one around?


Alright.

Meanwhile, David examines the key.


It's the key to the security office.

After having some fun with the computer, Fancy examines the statue.



The statue has been collected. The newspaper-mâché statue allows players to see the stats of objects.



Leo charges at the window near the entrance.


Danny charges at the one right next to it.


Leo busts through the glass and lands on the puffy snow on the nearby dumpster.


Danny, on the other hand...







The loud WHAM! awakens Gilligan...


...Who scoots to the kitchen on his ass.





These guys don't look all that nice. You could either try to fight them, or climb back through the window using the crates.



Tom goes to investigate the noise.


A zombie stumbles around the corner. While you've never seen a zombie before, you aren't a stupid zombie movie character, and as such you immediately know this thing is a zombie.


Weapons:

Spoiler:

Combat Rundown: When potentially in combat, I'll tell you the stats of your current weapon, and also tell you the stats of any nearby objects that you may want to pick up and use (after you ask me about them, that is). You can ask about however many objects as you want.

Solidity refers to how hard an object is (as an alternative to hardness, since nobody can make silly jokes using the word solidity).
Durability refers to how durable an object is, and how many times it can be used.
Handling refers to how easy it is to swing and and attack enemies with an item.
Ease refers to how easy it is to use an object as a weapon in the long term, and tells how long you will be able to use an object as a weapon before tiring out.

The scale for the stats is:
Very Low
Low
Moderate
High
Very High

For example: If an object has High Solidity and Low Durability, that means that while the object is hard and likely made of a material like metal, it may break quickly. An example would be an overhead projector. While it may hit hard initially, it will likely break with repeated use.

If an object has Low Handling, than that means that it will be more difficult to use as a weapon. An example would be a filing cabinet, which may have good Solidity and decent Durability, but is still large and unwieldy.

If an object has Low Ease, that means that you will quickly get tired from using it. While Ease and Handling relate to each other, in that weapons with good Handling are typically easier to use in the long term, Ease and Handling are not always the same. An example would be a sledgehammer. While a sledgehammer may have High Handling, due to it having multiple ways it could be held and used, it would have Low Ease, as anyone using it would quickly become tired due to it's weight and the amount of exertion required to swing it.

An example of Solidity and Durability contrasting would be a rubber ball. While it would have Low Solidity, due to it being a soft object, it would have High Durability, due to it being hard to destroy.

The damage a weapon does depends on it's Solidity and Handling. For example, an aluminum baseball bat would have High Solidity, due to being made out of metal, and High Handling, due to coming with a handle and being made to swing. While a paint roller may have High Handling due to having a handle, it would have Low Solidity, and thus would make a poor weapon. While a scrap of metal may have High Solidity, it would have Low Handling, thus making it a poor weapon as well.

Objects can be thrown as well, though some objects may become significantly less durable when thrown (example: a circular saw). You may also not use any objects, and fight with melee combat instead. To fight, simply say what exactly you want to do.
Several examples:
Use the flashlight, and swing downwards onto the top of the zombie's head.
Swing sideways with the flashlight, aiming for the zombie's temple.
Swing diagonally, attempting to connect the tip of the flashlight with the zombie's nose area to smash it's face in.
Kick the zombie's right kneecap in, and then swing down on it's dome-piece with the flashlight.
Swipe the zombie's feet out from under it, and then bring the flashlight down on it's head repeatedly.

Remember, it's a few years in the future and you're fairly poor, so you've had to learn how to defend yourself. As such, you should be mostly capable of pulling off any absurd kung-fu shit you can imagine, though it may not always be so effective.