Re: Meaningless Battle III - This Time It's For Real (Game Topic)

**Jakekola** 3rd January 2011, 4:58 pm

DeadApe wrote:Haymaker Rukia. Welcome to the jungle mothafucka.

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**Slacker Hero** 3rd January 2011, 5:11 pm

1.) Zap Cannonbolt Mr. Tophat.
2.) Defend.

**A Groovy Tophat** 3rd January 2011, 5:37 pm

Kugeth8 wrote:Looking for a duel, MrTophat? Very well a duel it is then!

1. ATTACK MrTophat

2. Use SIGMATIC VULNERABILITY on MrTophat (does not take action)

3. ATTACK MrTophat

"You son of a bitch........"

**Garquin** 3rd January 2011, 6:32 pm

Force gun Rukia.

**MrKurt2012** 3rd January 2011, 7:49 pm

Use Aura Of Madrigal on Sonichu, Isaac Clarke and Blackhole SS

Attack Rukia.

**oO Coggy Oo** 3rd January 2011, 8:00 pm

Grenade Launcher: Black Hole Sun Soldier
Defend: choosing Zombie #2 to defend with me.

**Kugeth8** 3rd January 2011, 8:40 pm

oO Coggy Oo wrote:Grenade Launcher: Black Hole Sun Soldier
Defend: choosing Zombie #2 to defend with me.

Duel (Dool): Noun: A contest with deadly weapons arranged between TWO people in order to settle a point of honor.

This is between me and Tophat, NO ONE INTERFERE!!!!

**Meatshield718** 3rd January 2011, 8:49 pm

Absorb Rukia

**Namorg** 3rd January 2011, 10:37 pm

"Hulk, you will pay for killing my partner. You will die by my hands if its the last thing i do."

Charge kojaku
Fire charged arrow at the hulk

**Namorg** 3rd January 2011, 10:51 pm

Also pick-up the potion from rukia's corpse.

**Masterofkills09** 3rd January 2011, 11:35 pm

Negotiate to heal myself for lowest amount: Hoodo for hire- Hotek

**Eaglendia** 3rd January 2011, 11:50 pm

An item has appeared on the battlefield!

#17 - Seed of Corruption: A black, thumbnail sized seed that will grow into something evil. Use an action to remove the Seed from your inventory, and attach it to another character. It will grow every turn. Your character also gains the following ability:
*Detonate: Causes the Seed of Corruption to explode, dealing 80 times the number of rounds that have ended since it was planted. The player who planted the Seed can use an action to destroy it harmlessly as well; in addition, the Seed will be destroyed if its planter is killed.

**Masterofkills09** 3rd January 2011, 11:53 pm

Drop vengeance
Pick up Seed
Remove from inventory and put it on Goop
Pick up vengeance

**Sigmatic Scholar** 4th January 2011, 12:03 am

Masterofkills09 wrote:Negotiate to heal myself for lowest amount: Hoodo for hire- Hotek

Yes yes you keep saying my name, but I have no idea what the devil you're talking about. Maybe you're thinking of another warrior? Because I have never heard of any thing by the name of "Hoodo..."

**Masterofkills09** 4th January 2011, 12:05 am

Negotiate to heal myself for lowest amount: Hoodoo for hire- Zanzibar Hotek

Is that good?

**zombie dude** 4th January 2011, 12:16 am

stupid question, but why do i only have one action.

**Eaglendia** 4th January 2011, 12:24 am

MagicMan313 wrote:stupid question, but why do i only have one action.

typo, evidently =/

should have said something sooner really
but
because of my huge fucking mistake I'll heal you for half the damage you've taken since the typo started and just continue as normal

fair?

**Masterofkills09** 4th January 2011, 12:53 am

Private show Medic

**Meatshield718** 4th January 2011, 1:02 am

**Eaglendia** 4th January 2011, 1:11 am

11:00 - King Alric uses Aura of Madrigal on Black Hole Sun Soldier, Sonichu, Isaac Clarke
11:03 - Mr. Tophat uses This Day's Black Fate on Black Hole Sun Soldier, but fails
11:03 - Mr. Tophat defends, inflicting 25 damage to all players barring himself and his partner
11:04 - The Medic activates Ubercharge
11:04 - The Medic targets Takeo Masaki with Medigun (Medic/Takeo: Invincible(3))
11:14 - Takeo Masaki attacks Hulk (Hulk: -100 HP(940)) (Takeo: +100 Points(1400))
11:14 - Takeo Masaki opens the Mystery Box, gaining Pistol(2) Status (+35 Attack) (Takeo: -1000 Points(400))
1:35 - Hulk uses Haymaker on Rukia, killing her - Potion of Great Health is dropped (250 damage/25 overkill)
1:16 - Black Hole Sun Soldier attacks Mr. Tophat (Tophat: -87 HP(1976))
1:16 - Aura of Madrigal inflicts unblockable damage (Tophat: -25 HP(1951))
1:16 - Black Hole Sun Soldier inflicts Sigmatic Vulnerability on Mr. Tophat
1:16 - Black Hole Sun Soldier attacks Mr. Tophat (Tophat: -112 HP(1839
1:16 - Aura of Madrigal inflicts unblockable damage (Tophat: -25 HP(1814))
2:11 - Sonichu uses Zap Cannonbolt on Mr. Tophat; unless he uses an action to avoid it next round, he will take 200 damage (Mr. Tophat: -170 HP(1644)) (Haymaker: Hulk takes +20)
2:11 - Aura of Madrigal inflicts unblockable damage (Tophat: -25 HP(1619))
2:11 - Sonichu's Thunder Rage activates, dealing 80 damage to all characters barring himself and his partner (Mr. Tophat: -40 HP(1579)) (Goop: -40 HP)
2:11 - Aura of Madrigal inflicts unblockable damage (Tophat: -25 HP(1616))
3:32 - Isaac Clarke's Force Gun fails - target dead
4:49 - King Alric's attack fails - target dead
5:00 - Sgt. Zombie uses Grenade Launcher; zombie #3 dies from shrapnel (Soldier: -300 HP(1185))
5:00 - Sgt. Zombie defends - zombie #2 comes to his aid
5:49 - Goop absorbs Rukia, replacing Dark Matter Shield with Heal (Goop: +300 HP(2475))
7:37 - Uryu Ishida charges Kojaku and fires at Hulk (Hulk: -225 HP(610))
7:51 - Uryu Ishida takes Potion of Great Health
8:50 - Seed of Corruption appears on the battlefield
8:53 - Camwhore drops Vengeance, takes Seed of Corruption
8:53 - Camwhore attempts to plant Seed of Corruption on Goop, but misses because her target is invisible, planting the seed on Sgt. Zombie instead
8:53 - Camwhore takes Vengeance
9:53 - Camwhore's Private Show fails - target in jungle
10:02 - Goop uses Heal (Goop: +54 HP(2569))
11:00 - Tournament Master Eaglendia appears on the battlefield
11:00 - Tournament Master Eaglendia uses Shit, Bro -- I Done Fucked Up (Juggernaut: +251 HP(1135)) (Juggernaut: Damage +50%(1)) (Juggernaut: -25 Incoming Damage(1))
11:00 - Tournament Master Eaglendia leaves the battlefield
11:00 - Takeo (+75 HP(1250))
11:00 - Mr. Tophat gains 100 HP(1679)
11:00 - Uryu gains 1 Zere Shunaida

ROUND 16 START

TEAM 1: Voodoo In The Jungle
Warwick: DEAD - Had his soul pierced by Uryu
Zanzibar Hotek: 1815/2000 HP, 2/2 Actions Remaining, In the Jungle, 2 Favor Points

TEAM 2: Remember The Titans
Juggernaut: 1135/2500 HP, 2/2 Actions Remaining, Damage +50%(1), -25 Incoming Damage(1)
The Hulk: 590/2500 HP, 1/1 Actions Remaining, 300/300 Rage, In The Jungle, Item: Red Matter, Transformation(2)

TEAM 3: Collecting All The Ladies
Camwhore: 1925 HP, 2/2 Actions Remaining, 2 Disciple Tokens, Item: Vengeance
Harbinger(Warwick): DEAD (NO CORPSE) - Hung his head, drowned his fear; Soldier made him disappear

TEAM 4: Soul Reapers
Uryu Ishida: 1015/2000 HP, 2/2 Actions Remaining, 5/5 Zere Shunaida(Full), In the Jungle, 2 Disciple Token, Kojaku Vulnerability, Item: Potion of Great Heatlh
Rukia Kuchiki: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Got Hulk punched... by everyone

TEAM 5: War and Death
Kratos: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Committed suicide by Camwhore
SgtZombie: 1805/2000 HP, 2/2 Actions Remaining, 3 Command Charges, Wild Piercing, 2 Favor Points, Unstable Corruption (1)
Zombie #1: 135/300 HP
Zombie #2: 60/300 HP
Zombie #4: 135/300 HP
Zombie #5: 275/300 HP

TEAM 6: Ghost Like Swayze
Demonic Possessor: DISAPPEARED QUITE MYSTERIOUSLY?
Space Ghost: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Punched coast to coast by Hulk and Juggernaut
Possessed Mage: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Had his limbs cut off by Isaac Clarke

TEAM 7: The Pen Is Mightier than the Goop
Goop: 2569 HP, 2/2 Actions Remaining, Liquid Form, Invisible (+Heal) (+Hungering Strike)
The Writer: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Killed by Isaac Clarke; no one controls his mind!

TEAM 8: The Kings of Gravity
Isaac Clarke: 1290/2000 HP, 2/2 Actions Remaining, In the Jungle
King Alric: 890/2000 HP, 2/2 Actions Remaining, In The Jungle, Savage Wound (2)

TEAM 9: Sex, Drugs, and Magical Radioactive Healing
Takeo Masaki: 1250/2000 HP, 2/2 Actions Remaining, Item: Timeshift Device, Enkindled(1), 400 Points, In the Jungle, Invulnerable (3), Pistol (2)
The Medic: 1455/1800 HP, 2/2 Actions Remaining, 2 Favor Points, 0/400 Uber Meter, Needle Gun (3/3), In the Jungle, Invulnerable(3)

TEAM 10: The Gambler's Fallacy
Mr. Tophat: 1679 HP, 2/2 Actions Remaining, 1 Favor Point, Item: The Armor of Flame
SilentShot: 1330/2000 HP, 2/2 Actions Remaining, Limit Gauge 100%
Exploding Decoy: 200/300 HP

TEAM 11: The Asperger's Horizon
Sonichu: 1563/2000 HP, 3/2 Actions Remaining, Thunder Rage(0/4)
Black Hole Sun Soldier: 1185/2000 HP, 2/2 Actions Remaining, Rising Sigmatic Force(80)

Q: What the fuck? It's like, 11:10.
A: Rounds still do not start until 11 PM CST; that is when everything happens. However, it'll just be easier on me to post a little early, and go back and edit the log and HP values for late posters. This should not affect the game any.

Also, apologies if I've made any typos regarding status and actions. I try to make as few errors as possible but this is relatively difficult; if you think there's something wrong, please take it up with me as soon as possible so I can try to fix it.

**zombie dude** 4th January 2011, 2:29 am

sounds fair to me

move in jungle

head crush Uryu Ishida

**A Groovy Tophat** 4th January 2011, 5:13 am

Wait.... too late to avoid the attack?

**xI SiL3NTSh0t** 4th January 2011, 8:35 am

Use: Taunt and then Defend

**MrKurt2012** 4th January 2011, 6:23 pm

Charge Dispersal Dream

Use Dispersal Dream on Uryu, Takeo and Medic.

**Kugeth8** 4th January 2011, 6:43 pm

Well looks like there will never be duel, and since I can't take a 7 on 1 battle, I'll have to retreat

1. Enter the Jungle

2. Defend

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