Meaningless Battle III - This Time It's For Real (Game Topic)

Kugeth8 wrote:

Masterofkills09 wrote:LEAVE THE GOD DAMN JUNGLE

Cash in 2 tokens, Take the The Tome of Eaglendia from Coggy (Sgt zombie?)

You can't do that! You're already holding an item!

Plus, by leaving the jungle you used your last action, so your actions of stealing the item and using it will fail

I dont have that other item, my actions failed. And cashing in doesnt take an action.

Use Aura of Madrigal on Isaac, Juggernaut and Sonichu.

Attack Goop.

Die you evil monstrous creature.

Just remembered I am in the fucking jungle so that attack was useless.

Goop: Absorb my item.

Defend

FOR THE KING

cytorrak attack Goop

Head Crush goop

Zap Cannonbolt on Goop.

Negotiate with Hotek for highest healing amount.

Meatshield718 wrote:Negotiate with Hotek for highest healing amount.

Aha, do I hear another custome- HOLY FUCKING TOKEN GOD WHAT ARE YOU EVEN MADE OUT OF? So... Squishy...

Well I think you mean for the "lowest price" not "highest amount." So in that case I accept...



...squishy...

( I should probably pay more attention to how that healing and damage things work. My bad. It is correct in stating that I want the lowest price.)

Avoid Zap Cannonbolt

11:00 - King Alric uses Aura of Madrigal on Sonichu, Isaac Clarke, Juggernaut
11:10 - SilentShot taunts (SilentShot: +50 HP(1440))
11:10 - SilentShot defends.
11:25 - The Medic defends. (Medic: +50 HP(1410))
11:43 - Mr. Tophat uses This Day's Black Fate (The Medic: -75 HP(1335))
11:43 - Mr. Tophat defends.
1:45 - Black Hole Sun Soldier uses Matrix Alteration (Sonichu: +50 HP(953))
1:45 - Black Hole Sun Soldier defends.
4:59 - Item Tome of Eaglendia appears on the battlefield
5:00 - Sgt. Zombie takes item
5:00 - Sgt. Zombie uses Dead Rising, creating a Zombie NPC
5:00 - Sgt. Zombie defends.
5:13 - Camwhore leaves jungle
5:13 - Camwhore cashes in - takes Tome of Eaglendia
5:25 - Zombie #2 attacks (Camwhore: -80 HP(1005))
5:25 - Zombie #3 attacks (Camwhore: -80 HP(925))
5:27 - Camwhore uses item - Tome of Eaglendia
5:27 - Camwhore is out of actions -- Tournament Master Eaglendia appears on the battlefield
8:22 - King Alric's attack fails -- target outside jungle
8:22 - Tournament Master Eaglendia attacks (Alric: -90 HP(775))
8:42 - Goop absorbs Hourglass Token I (Goop: +150 HP(3129))
8:42 - Tournament Master Eaglendia attacks (Goop: -45 HP(3084))
9:32 - Isaac Clarke defends
9:34 - Juggernaut attacks -- attack redirected to random target (Camwhore: -200 HP(725))
9:34 - Aura of Madrigal inflicts unblockable damage (Camwhore: -25 HP(700))
9:34 - Tournament Master Eaglendia attacks (Juggernaut: -90 HP(920))
9:34 - Juggernaut uses Head Crush
9:34 - Head Crush(1): (Mr. Tophat: -37 HP(1666))
9:34 - Aura of Madrigal inflicts unblockable damage (Mr. Tophat: -25 HP(1641))
9:34 - Head Crush (2-4): (Goop: -75 HP(3009))
9:34 - Aura of Madrigal inflicts unblockable damage x3 (Goop: -75 HP(2934))
9:34 - Tournament Master Eaglendia attacks (Juggernaut: -90 HP(830))
9:36 - Sonichu uses Zap Cannonbolt -- his target will take additional damage if they do not expend an action (Goop: -127 HP(2882))
9:36 - Sonichu's Thunder Rage activates, dealing 160 damage to all characters save those defending(half), and his partner. (Zombie #1 Dies)
9:36 - Tournament Master Eaglendia attacks (Sonichu: -90 HP(863))
9:55 - Zanzibar Hotek accepts an offer (Goop: +80 HP(2882)) (Zanzibar: +70 HP(1905))
10:13 - Goop avoids Zap Cannonbolt's additional damage
11:00 - The Medic heals Takeo (Takeo: +75 HP(1625))
11:00 - Mr. Tophat gains 50 HP(1531)
11:00 - Sgt. Zombie - Unstable Corruption(

ROUND 21 START

TEAM 1: Voodoo In The Jungle
Warwick: DEAD - Had his soul pierced by Uryu
Zanzibar Hotek: 1905/2000 HP, 1/2 Actions Remaining, In the Jungle, Item: Lightning Rod

TEAM 2: Remember The Titans
Juggernaut: 670/2500 HP, 2/2 Actions Remaining,
The Hulk: DEAD (CORPSE UNAVAILABLE) - Faced the Rising Sun in Takeo Masaki

TEAM 3: Collecting All The Ladies
Camwhore: 540 HP, 2/2 Actions Remaining, 2 Shame Points, 1 Rape Whistle
Harbinger(Warwick): DEAD (NO CORPSE) - Hung his head, drowned his fear; Soldier made him disappear

TEAM 4: Soul Reapers
Uryu Ishida: 468/2000 HP, 2/2 Actions Remaining, 5/5 Zere Shunaida(Full)
Rukia Kuchiki: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Got Hulk punched... by everyone

TEAM 5: War and Death
Kratos: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Committed suicide by Camwhore
SgtZombie: 1570/2000 HP, 2/2 Actions Remaining, 3 Command Charges, Wild Piercing, Unstable Corruption (
Zombie #2: 300/300 HP
Zombie #3: 300/300 HP
Zombie #4: 85/300 HP
Zombie #5: 300/300

TEAM 6: Ghost Like Swayze
Demonic Possessor: DISAPPEARED QUITE MYSTERIOUSLY?
Space Ghost: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Punched coast to coast by Hulk and Juggernaut
Possessed Mage: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Had his limbs cut off by Isaac Clarke

TEAM 7: The Pen Is Mightier than the Goop
Goop: 2882 HP, 2/2 Actions Remaining, Liquid Form, Invisible (+Heal) (+Hungering Strike), Empowered Metal Orb(1), 1 Disciple Token
The Writer: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Killed by Isaac Clarke; no one controls his mind!

TEAM 8: The Kings of Gravity
Isaac Clarke: 1185/2000 HP, 2/2 Actions Remaining, In the Jungle, Item: The Golden Gun
King Alric: 615/2000 HP, 2/2 Actions Remaining, In The Jungle, Savage Wound (2), Item: The Armor of Flame

TEAM 9: Sex, Drugs, and Magical Radioactive Healing
Takeo Masaki: 1625/2000 HP, 2/2 Actions Remaining, Enkindled(1), 1000 Points, In the Jungle, 1 Favor Point
The Medic: 1330/1800 HP, 2/2 Actions Remaining, 2 Favor Points, 325/400 Uber Meter, Needle Gun (3/3), In the Jungle

TEAM 10: The Gambler's Fallacy
Mr. Tophat: 1561 HP, 2/2 Actions Remaining, 1 Favor Point
SilentShot: 1285/2000 HP, 2/2 Actions Remaining, Limit Gauge 100%
Exploding Decoy: 200/300 HP

TEAM 11: The Asperger's Horizon
Sonichu: 863/2000 HP, 3/2 Actions Remaining, Thunder Rage(0/4)
Black Hole Sun Soldier: 1160/2000 HP, 2/2 Actions Remaining, Rising Sigmatic Force(110), In the Jungle, Won't You Come Ready

that should be right, early update rules apply.

Goop: Alright boys, “Let’s rock!”

“I’ve been forced into silence for quite some time now. I’d like to first introduce the man who silenced me, Mr. Writer here. He was quite upset with his death, but winning is still his game here, and I could do nothing more than to oblige with his request to stay silent and wait things out. The others are fine as well. Hulk, Rukia, Kratos, Space Ghost and the most unresponsive of Mages, are all doing fine with me. After all, I was not the one who struck them down in battle. It was all of you, and they are all perfectly content with me giving them a second chance at life. After all, wouldn’t you? Despite this service I have been handing out to all fallen warriors, you still attack me, and this displeases all of us. How dare you! Do you even know who I am? Professor James Mercurous, and I am not a mortal man any longer! I am a man of science, whom perfected turning a man into a god, and more, and because I would not stop for death... he kindly stopped for me.”

“The thanks I get... You could all be immortal you know... Yet, you choose death instead. Fools!

“Oh, and how could I forget Zanzibar Hotek! Despite his disbelief in modern science, he is a powerful ally in this new attack. In fact, I’d like for him to heal me at the highest amount yet again. This is a beautiful new relationship!”

(In other words, Let’s Rock twice, followed by a negotiation with Hotek for Health at the lowest price.)

defend

quick questions.

first: How did he absorb Hulk he was turned into a zombie.

second: WHERE ARE ALL OF YOUR SPINES, you people send messages and make plans to attack goop, and then when its show time all i see is "defend". I'm tired of this going behind the back, and making plans. You want someone dead, then you call them out.

Goop, your going to die.

Attack Goop

Head Crush

Meatshield718 wrote:Goop:
“Oh, and how could I forget Zanzibar Hotek! Despite his disbelief in modern science, he is a powerful ally in this new attack. In fact, I’d like for him to heal me at the highest amount yet again. This is a beautiful new relationship!”

Zanzibar: Of course, of course Mr. Uh... Squishy...



even if my tokens get all goopy from your general presence...

I'm an easy man to work with, but apparently some people don't understand that... What a shame.

The Medic:
- Defend, Heal Takeo.

Leave Jungle

Use Aura of Madrigal on Juggernaut, Isaac and Tophat.

im not sure here, but isn't Zanzibar in the Jungle, and Goop is not.

1. Leave the jungle

2. Use Sigmatic Alteration to heal my partner

3. Defend

Charge kojaku
Fire it at goop.

Grenade Launcher: Camwhore
Defend: with Zombie #4

Go into Jungle

Hey Eagle I thought I had 1285 Health?
Also
Defend