Re: Oh, the Places You'll Go! (Game Topic)

**Namorg** 8th March 2012, 10:08 pm

Daisy: "Well, Im pretty concerned about this place at the moment. Blah blah blah women's rights blah blah blah indecency blah blah"

**NickisanEnigma** 9th March 2012, 1:17 am

Attempt to eat Miss Daisy's delicious goldfish head.

When that doesn't work, make a joke about something smelling "fishy" here, grab her by the gills, and pull her inside.

**Meatshield718** 9th March 2012, 2:04 am

Green: "He's with me, and we're after the same thing."

**Eaglendia** 10th March 2012, 2:41 pm

NICK attempts to eat MISS DAISY'S HEAD, but is repulsed by the immense power of the DREAD CURSE.

Instead, they set off for the PYRAMID and head inside.

There is a SOULLESS GRUNT waiting here. This room appears to have two doors, as well as the one you entered from.

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: I'm Red the Scholar. I want to learn all there is to know about this world. Oh, I'm also supposed to help a crazy demigod acquire some super weapon before his demigod friend.

: He's with me. We're on the same mission.

: And you? What's your story?

: I'm a Druid, simply put. I maintain the balance of the natural world, provide aid to passing adventurers, and make sure that the Druids of Ravenclaw do not take root here.

**oO Coggy Oo** 10th March 2012, 5:13 pm

Coggy: Strike

**Namorg** 10th March 2012, 6:12 pm

Daisy: "The name SOULLESS GRUNT implies that this creature cannot be reasoned with."

Use Curse of Weakness on SOULLESS GRUNT unless there is an objection from my team.

**Flasktoss55** 10th March 2012, 7:40 pm

Rose: Draw my bow and have an arrow at the ready, in the event that something leaps at me.

"Pardon me, fellow Druid down there! Would you keep this PHAGEOLITH in check as I make an official inspection here? It is eyeing me with a certain... voracity."

**Super Mega King** 10th March 2012, 10:57 pm

Red: "Aid you say? Any chance you have any aid for a scholar?"

**NickisanEnigma** 11th March 2012, 4:17 am

Study writing on the wall, hope all those ancient greek classes pay off and that this actually is ancient greek. Shout the words as a cheer at the soulless being.

Unless he's like a nice dude in which case I guess maybe still do a cheer but like, a less assertive one.

**Eaglendia** 13th March 2012, 11:04 pm

You regain your bearings, maintaining an arrow at the ready.

: Pardon me, fellow Druid down there! Would you keep this Phageolith in check as I make an official inspection here? It is eyeing me with a certain... voracity.

"What do you mean? That's Old Hoss, remember? Just show her a little bit of c--wait, who are you?"

The PHAGEOLITH bumps ASH, but he is able to shove it away. He is now Hurt.

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The poison affects COGGY. He is now HURT.
Coggy's FAIRY GUARDIAN cleanses the poison from his body.

The STRIKE inflicts a grievous wound.
"You've not seen the last of us!"
The RAVENCLAW DRUID vanishes, leaving 3 ROBOCHIPS behind.
Your team now has $13.

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NICK is unable to understand the writing. In-character, anyway.

MISS DAISY uses CURSE OF WEAKNESS, lowering the SOULLESS'S ATTACK.
The SOULLESS becomes enraged and generates a RAGE BOLT. MISS DAISY is now BADLY HURT.

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: What can you do for a Scholar like me?

In total, your team has access to $13.
*Isis's Services:
Fortune - $1:: "As a practitioner of such things as scrying, I've occasionally fancied myself a bit of a clairvoyant. Just give me the name of anyone, friend or foe, and I'll tell their fortune. Just be aware that the future is subject to the observer effect--looking at it changes it, and it might not always be a good thing."
Purify - $3: "I can heal the wounds of anyone who is hurt, as well as cure most ailments. Still working on foot fungus, before you ask. So don't go wading in any rivers."
Ancestral Spirit - $10: "I'm capable of reviving the recently dead, as long as their soul is willing to return. It goes without saying that I don't do suicides, cause it's just kind of a downer when it doesn't work, and I get all teary-eyed sometimes, and..."
Druidic Teaching - $8: "Depending on what class you are, I might be able to teach you a new skill."

**eegleindia** 13th March 2012, 11:10 pm

Richard: Awake from stupor, speed towards pyramid, throw kinetic card at The Soulless before he hurts your precious cape.

**FoundDa Kiwi** 13th March 2012, 11:13 pm

Purple: Peek through the right door on the ground floor.

**Eaglendia** 13th March 2012, 11:18 pm

Oh, the Places You'll Go! (Game Topic) - Page 16 OTP116

There are two treasure chests in this room.

**Namorg** 13th March 2012, 11:27 pm

Daisy: "WHAT THE FUCKKK, KILL HIM"

**Super Mega King** 14th March 2012, 12:05 am

Red: Purchase Druidic Teaching. "How do the Druids of Ravenclaw feel toward the demigod who rules this land?"

**eegleindia** 14th March 2012, 1:22 am

Richard: "Okay, Fine, gah."
Richard: Throw Kinetic Card at The Souless and wait to attack.

**NickisanEnigma** 14th March 2012, 9:29 am

Nick the Cheerleader: "I wanna know why this guy is so soulless. Does he look any different than you or me? Maybe he's mad because we're invading his territory! MAYBE this is his rightful land, and from HIS PERSPECTIVE, we're the ones oh fuck it."

Up the attack power of Daisy and the Dr.
Try to avoid his magicky shit.

**Flasktoss55** 14th March 2012, 11:50 am

Rose: Jump down to where the druid is standing.

"My name is Ash, I'm been assigned by the Arch-Druid to inspect our operation here. I'm not familiar with Old Hoss, as I've only just arrived for the first time."

**oO Coggy Oo** 14th March 2012, 2:47 pm

Coggy: ''Thanks, little spirit. Let's go find some answers.'' Head to the Evil Tree.

**Namorg** 14th March 2012, 4:26 pm

Daisy: "FUCKKK YOUUU" Strike the soulless bastard

**Slacker Hero** 16th March 2012, 6:08 pm

Iggy: Stop being a useless piece of shit and follow after your companions.

**Meatshield718** 27th March 2012, 12:34 am

Green: Go into the woods to test your new pokeman.

**Eaglendia** 27th March 2012, 12:35 am

Oh, the Places You'll Go! (Game Topic) - Page 16 OTP117

Some shit happens, Iggy arrives. Soulless Grunt is dead. No questions.

Ash jumps down and is attacked by Old Hoss again but manages to dodge.

: My name is Ash. I've been assigned to inspect the operation here, by the Arch-Druid. I've only just arrived, so I'm not familiar with Old Hoss.

: Right. I can't tell her to calm down, though. You know how she gets. Hah. So what are you inspecting, exactly?

: Great. Just great. Look, it's more of you. You're not going to trick us again. Christ. What is it this time?

**sgt zombie23** 27th March 2012, 12:57 am

Sgt: Out of nowhere! Sgt appears and crashes his helicopter into everyone.

**NickisanEnigma** 27th March 2012, 12:58 am

Realize your name should probably be "Nicole" now.

Nicole the Cheerleader: Inspect the sliding doors. Try to pry it open with the baton. If that doesn't work, use the feminine charms of your womanly wiles to convince one of the hunky sulking tortured souls over their to break it down for you.

"Wow... Things are getting pretty scary here huh? Makes me glad I've got such a... strong guy like you around... Wait do we even have genitalia what the shit."

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