Re: Oh, the Places You'll Go! (Game Topic)

**eegleindia** 25th February 2012, 2:16 am

Richard: Speak to the cactus.

"I wish I had a mighty purple cape."

**oO Coggy Oo** 25th February 2012, 10:09 am

Coggy: Think to self, "I could always keep it for a while, then take its experience..."

"Come along, little spirit. Places to go, creatures to kill."

Head off in a random direction.

**FoundDa Kiwi** 25th February 2012, 11:50 am

Vekken: Move over to the cactus and say;

"O hai Mr. Cactus, I wish I had fancy wizards hat.

**Flasktoss55** 25th February 2012, 2:39 pm

Rose: "I commend you, Druids of Ravenclaw, for the clear dedication to your posting. I may espouse you two when next in company of your superiors, providing I am not hindered further."

Put head back into inventory.

**FoundDa Kiwi** 28th February 2012, 10:49 pm

Vekken: Use magical powers to summon an update.

**Meatshield718** 29th February 2012, 1:00 am

Green: Cast your new spell to learn it's properties.

**ApocalypseVVolf.** 29th February 2012, 4:03 am

Pink/Wolfenstein: *Approach the cactus, brush it's pricks, cautious not to spike yourself.*

"Oh cactus, grant unto me an investigator's hat."

Spoiler:

**Super Mega King** 29th February 2012, 5:42 pm

Red: Strike!

**Eaglendia** 3rd March 2012, 3:09 pm

As IGGY makes his wish, he feels a great power come over him. Sadly, he is unable to harness it, and it fades almost immediately. Perhaps this is an omen. Perhaps the power is somewhere, deep inside, waiting to be used.

You are not ready yet.

NICK is now FEMALE.

This doesn't seem to affect anything.

Richard P hears a voice in his head. "The PYRAMID holds what you seek. Search the pharaoh's coffers, but beware: unknown dangers await, fool."

Wolfenstein and Vekken hear voices in their heads.
"Try playing Team Fortress 2, fags!"

MISS DAISY speaks to the cactus, and is afflicted with the DREAD CURSE OF THE FISH.
Her head is painfully morphed into a large, smiling fish.
You have no idea what could possibly come of this.

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The PHAGEOLITH defends, and is struck down by the combined strikes of RED and DES.
RED and DES have leveled up!

RED learns skill: *Silence (Always): 4 MP – Target's next spell cast will fail.
DES learns skill: *Holy Smite (Offense): 6 MP - Balance the scales with a blast of holy power. Deals more damage to targets with more HP.

JOHN uses HYMN OF THE WILD I.
A green FAMILIAR appears, ready to aid him with any task.

"Prepare to die!"
While exploring, COGGY is ambushed by a DRUID OF RAVENCLAW! He's ready to fight!
Will you DEFEND, COUNTER, or use an ABILITY?

ASH stows his extra head.

: I commend you, Druids of Ravenclaw, for the clear dedication to your posting. I may espouse you two when next in company of your superiors, providing I am not hindered further.

: What the hell does that mean?

: I think it's a gay joke.

: Look, you're aware of the conditions, and you're obviously not a druid. Why don't you just get out of here?

**Flasktoss55** 3rd March 2012, 3:30 pm

Rose: "Well done, well done. Your dedication is truly remarkable. This, my friends, was a random and unexpected test of our entrance policies and standards at this Evil Tree. You have performed your duties well, and I will bring my full commendation to the Arch-Druid."

"Now that you have proven your adherence to druid protocol, I must inspect the tree itself to ensure upkeep conditions, and then I will return to the headquarters of the druids which is assuredly where I am from."

**Namorg** 3rd March 2012, 4:08 pm

Daisy: "I am okay with this"

**Super Mega King** 3rd March 2012, 4:16 pm

Red: "Nice job, Monk. At this rate we'll be moving mountains in no time." Stroll off to the Druid's camp.

**FoundDa Kiwi** 3rd March 2012, 4:24 pm

Purple: Head off towards the heart of the desert.

"Stupid cactus."

**Desert Sleepy** 3rd March 2012, 5:14 pm

Des/Black: "We're looking for artifacts, right? Think maybe we should go to the Evil Tree or the Golem after this?"

**Slacker Hero** 3rd March 2012, 5:59 pm

Iggy: Pound fist into the sand.

"Dammit! I'm not strong enough yet! I could feel it, I almost went SUPER STICK!"

Sigh.

"What do we do now guys? Looks like Daisy's head is a goldfish or something."

**Eaglendia** 3rd March 2012, 7:18 pm

Spoiler:

Oh, the Places You'll Go! (Game Topic) - Page 15 OTP104

RED heads to the DRUID CAMP.

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VEKKEN heads to the HEART OF THE DESERT. There is an inactive GATEWAY here. I have already done exposition on these constructs.

**FoundDa Kiwi** 3rd March 2012, 7:37 pm

Purple: Cast fire at the Gateway.

**Desert Sleepy** 3rd March 2012, 8:05 pm

Des/Black: Join the biggest grouping of team mates at the Druid's Camp. When I arrive, remind them about the quest for the artifacts, and insist we should check out the Evil Tree or Golem's Den next.

**oO Coggy Oo** 3rd March 2012, 10:14 pm

Coggy: ''Sic 'im, spirit!'' Counter.

**Super Mega King** 3rd March 2012, 10:25 pm

Red: "Hey there, Musician." Walk around the familiar warily. "This thing yours?"

To the druid: "Are you Iris, by chance?" Show her the journal.

**Meatshield718** 3rd March 2012, 11:02 pm

Green: "Yeah, sure is." Talk to the familiar. " 'Sup amigo? What's your name brosif?"

**NickisanEnigma** 4th March 2012, 1:35 am

Nick the Cheerleader: "Ahah SWEET. My dream has finally come true!"

Play with boobs.

"There's a pyramid here right? Let's do that, let's all go to the pyramid. I'm going to the pyramid."

**Namorg** 4th March 2012, 1:55 am

Daisy: Just follow nick, It seems he will be making all the decisions as to where to go

**Eaglendia** 8th March 2012, 8:37 pm

: Well done, well done. Your dedication is truly remarkable. This, my friends, was a random and unexpected test of our entrance policies and standards at this Evil Tree. You have performed your duties well, and I will bring my full commendation to the Arch-Druid.

: I knew it was a test! I knew! We held fast, didn't we?

: You had me going. Sorry if we were any trouble. Hey, put in a good word for me, alright? I really wanted to be a chef, but I've gotta pay the bills somehow and, you know. Life's tough.

: Tough, oh yeah. Tough. Look, we don't want to keep you waiting. If this is to be a thorough inspection then you should go ahead in. There's a lot to do, after all! Well, why waste any time, right? Head on in! I insist!

The two Druids escort you toward the tree and toss you inside, conversing about nothing in particular the entire way. You fall a few feet and land on a leaf.

Looks like you could climb back up the vines, though it might be a bit of a journey. Damn Druids.

There is an excessively deadly PHAGEOLITH waiting for you here, staring with those eyes. Those hungry eyes.

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The RAVENCLAW DRUID shouts a curse!
"VE FORBRYDERNE!"
You are afflicted with BLOOD POISON! The fairy phases out to avoid the attack.
You are now HURT.

You're attacking. What will you do?

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NICK and MISS DAISY head to THE PYRAMID.

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VEKKEN casts FIREBALL on the GATEWAY.
A voice booms:
"Who dost thou think you are, mortal, to deface an age-old construct? If you wish to travel to faraway lands, then so be it!"

VEKKEN has been sent to WORLD -1.

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: Are you Iris, by any chance?

RED displays the JOURNAL.

: ...Isis. It's Isis. You found that old thing? I guess it's mine. It really has been years. Who are you, friend? What is your goal in this land?

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: Hey there, brosif. What's your name, bro?

: Rrgghg.

The familiar shuffles around a bit.

**Super Mega King** 8th March 2012, 8:40 pm

Red: "I'm Red the Scholar. I want to learn all there is to know about this world. Oh, I'm also supposed to help a crazy demigod acquire some super weapon before his demigod friend. What about you, what's your story?"

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