Day Z PLEASE FUCKING PLAY WITH ME

Got into a server that was apparently a private server, meaning I didn't keep my earlier stuff. Ended up finding a double barreled shotgun (they blow by the way, but ammo's common). There was this big group all being friendly and working together to get a helicopter together. They already had a functional bus, and one of them claimed to have been on since 2:00 AM. Anyway, they had two guys sitting on a rooftop over looking the helicopter and bus. One of them held me hostage (I was on a nearby, lower roof). He eventually let me go (after I pretty much killed every zombie in Cherno as they climbed up the ladder to my roof). He left the area to go look for scrap metal (they needed one more scrap metal apparently to fix the helicopter). Another guy took his place, but ended up logging off for dinner. The other watchman said "BRB" and left.

I took the bus and drove it a few feet forward to fuck with them (I didn't know the second guy had logged out, just knew he was away). Then I decided to check out the helicopter. I got in it, but could even start it. HULL was light orange, but everything else was green. It was some type of UIC Helicopter or something. Can't remember, but it had a U in it. I got in the door machinegun and shot a zombie, then ran off thinking it would get some attention.

I then minimized and started up FRAPS and recorded myself taking the bus and driving it a short distance. I originally planned to head out to the countryside with the bus, but then I decided I'd fuck up the helicopter (dickish I realize, but I felt so giddy at the idea I couldn't stop myself). I rammed the bus into the chopper, pushing it for a short distance and eventually pinning it to a building. There was a massive explosion, and the helicopter was a burnt out husk. The bus was on fire but not broken yet. I got out, miraculously alive, and ran away. I made it to a hill, bandaged up, and made off into the countryside scot free. I watched the chat log and listened to the mic chatter as they slowly took note of how apparently Cherno was on fire. Someone thought somebody stole the helicopter, and later came to the conclusion that they crashed the helicopter into the bus (other way around).

Played Day-Z for the first time today. I didn't want to face the tremendous waiting time of day-z so i joined a server known for it's low wait, then i joined and i realized something...the server was in france and it was night. It was dark and weren't boding well with my graphics...I just ran 'til i realized all i could see was the outline.

snowwolf1996 wrote:Played Day-Z for the first time today. I didn't want to face the tremendous waiting time of day-z so i joined a server known for it's low wait, then i joined and i realized something...the server was in france and it was night. It was dark and weren't boding well with my graphics...I just ran 'til i realized all i could see was the outline.

So you joined a french server and just ran away.... I bet that's pretty common on that server.

sgt zombie23 wrote:

snowwolf1996 wrote:Played Day-Z for the first time today. I didn't want to face the tremendous waiting time of day-z so i joined a server known for it's low wait, then i joined and i realized something...the server was in france and it was night. It was dark and weren't boding well with my graphics...I just ran 'til i realized all i could see was the outline.

So you joined a french server and just ran away.... I bet that's pretty common on that server.

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sgt zombie23 wrote:

snowwolf1996 wrote:Played Day-Z for the first time today. I didn't want to face the tremendous waiting time of day-z so i joined a server known for it's low wait, then i joined and i realized something...the server was in france and it was night. It was dark and weren't boding well with my graphics...I just ran 'til i realized all i could see was the outline.

So you joined a french server and just ran away.... I bet that's pretty common on that server.

Well it was more like running blind inti the forest or frolicking in the woods. I was suprised I didn't meet a single zed

2nd play attempt
I find myself where i was albeit a wee bit thirsty and decide to frolic in a random direction, as i do that i notice a town with a large church-like building so i decide "fuck it its my first time" and charge in. As soon as i leave the brush i hear what sounds like a Ak shot to the right but i say fuck him and continue my charge. i do an entire loop around the town aggroing as much zeds as i can and ran at him (Granted he was prob paranoid...But he shot at me) He shot me with what looked like a Barrett and insta killed me...I don't know about the 20+ zeds on my laggy ass, but oh well
EDIT: Just realized my avatar kind of fits in a demented way