Meaningless Battle III - This Time It's For Real (Game Topic)

Haymaker Uryu

Zap Cannonbolt on Rukia.

Made in Finland wrote:The Medic:
Defend & heal Takeo.

Repeat.

Attack: Harbinger(Warwick)

Using: Dragon's Flame and then following it up with Thunder Breaker

Grenade Launcher: Takeo Masaki
Defend

xI SiL3NTSh0t wrote:Attack: Harbinger(Warwick)

Using: Dragon's Flame and then following it up with Thunder Breaker

Why did you post an animation of some cartoon emo girl running down a wall?

This is taking much too long, I better just end it

1. Drop the BLACK HOLE SUN on Harbinger (WONT YOU COME)

2. Defend

Srry Coggy, I need the points
Attack Zombie 1,2 and 4 with LMG x2

11:08 - Isaac Clarke's force gun fails - target outside jungle
11:58 - King Alric attacks Harbinger (Harbinger: -100 HP(103))
11:58 - King Alric defends
12:15 - Harbinger attacks King Alric, inflicting Savage Wound(3) (Harbinger: +7 HP(110)) (Alric: -50 HP(1370)) (Harbinger: 0/2 Actions Remaining)
12:22 - Uryu Ishida enters jungle
12:38 - Hotek accepts an offer, granting Disciple Tokens (Hotek: +25(2000)) (Harbinger: +160 HP(263)) (Uryu: -70 HP(1815))
1:04 - Juggernaut uses Haymaker on Rukia Kuchiki (Rukia: -275 HP(645))
1:43 - Hulk uses Haymaker on Uryu Ishida (Uryu: -275 HP(1540))
2:19 - Sonichu uses Zap Cannonbolt on Rukia Kuchiki, but there is already an attack incoming (Rukia: -170 HP(475))
7:32 - SilentShot's attack fails - target inside jungle
7:32 - SilentShot's ability fails- target inside jungle
9:01 - Sgt.Zombie uses Grenade Launcher on Takeo Masaki (Takeo: -300 HP(1225))
9:01 - Sgt. Zombie defends
3:25 - Mr. Tophat's ability fails - target inside jungle
3:25 - Mr. Tophat defends, dealing 25 damage to all characters
4:58 - Black Hole Sun Soldier uses Won't You Come on Harbinger, killing him (263 damage/112 overkill) (Warwick's corpse is no longer inaccessible)
4:58 - Black Hole Sun Soldier defends
10:36 - Takeo Masaki attacks (Zombie 1: -100 HP(160)) (Zombie 2: -100 HP(85)) (Zombie 4: -100 HP(160)) Takeo: +600 Points(1800)
11:00 - Mr. Tophat gains 100 HP (1913)

ROUND 13 START

TEAM 1: Voodoo In The Jungle
Warwick: DEAD - Had his soul pierced by Uryu
Zanzibar Hotek: 1975/2000 HP, 2/2 Actions Remaining, In the Jungle

TEAM 2: Remember The Titans
Juggernaut: 1014/2500 HP, 1/2 Actions Remaining
Bruce Banner: 1022/2000 HP, 1/1 Actions Remaining, 0/300 Rage, In The Jungle

TEAM 3: Collecting All The Ladies
Camwhore: 2055 HP, 2/2 Actions Remaining, 1 Disciple Token
Harbinger(Warwick): DEAD (NO CORPSE) - Hung his head, drowned his fear; Soldier made him disappear

TEAM 4: Soul Reapers
Uryu Ishida: 1515/2000 HP, 1/2 Actions Remaining, 4/5 Zere Shunaida, Zere Shunaida(1/4)
Rukia Kuchiki: 620/2100 HP, 1/2 Actions Remaining

TEAM 5: War and Death
Kratos: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Committed suicide by Camwhore
SgtZombie: 1935/2000 HP, 2/2 Actions Remaining, 3 Command Charges, Wild Piercing, Wild Defense(1), 2 Favor Points
Zombie #1: 160/300 HP
Zombie #2: 85/300 HP
Zombie #3: 185/300 HP
Zombie #4: 160/300 HP

TEAM 6: Ghost Like Swayze
Demonic Possessor: DISAPPEARED QUITE MYSTERIOUSLY?
Space Ghost: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Punched coast to coast by Hulk and Juggernaut
Possessed Mage: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Had his limbs cut off by Isaac Clarke

TEAM 7: The Pen Is Mightier than the Goop
Goop: 2005 HP, 2/2 Actions Remaining, Liquid Form, Invisible
The Writer: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Killed by Isaac Clarke; no one controls his mind!

TEAM 8: The Kings of Gravity
Isaac Clarke: 1520/2000 HP, 2/2 Actions Remaining
King Alric: 1345/2000 HP, 2/2 Actions Remaining, In The Jungle, Savage Wound (2)

TEAM 9: Sex, Drugs, and Magical Radioactive Healing
Takeo Masaki: 1200/2000 HP, 2/2 Actions Remaining, Item: Timeshift Device, Enkindled(1), LMG(1), 1200 Points
The Medic: 1480/1800 HP, 2/2 Actions Remaining, 2 Favor Points, 400/400 Uber Meter, Needle Gun (3/3)

TEAM 10: The Gambler's Fallacy
Mr. Tophat: 1913 HP, 2/2 Actions Remaining, 1 Favor Point, Item: The Armor of Flame
SilentShot: 1410/2000 HP, 2/2 Actions Remaining, Limit Gauge 100%
Exploding Decoy: 200/300 HP

TEAM 11: The Asperger's Horizon
Sonichu: 1613/2000 HP, 2/2 Actions Remaining, Thunder Rage(1/4)
Black Hole Sun Soldier: 1535/2000 HP, 2/2 Actions Remaining, Rising Sigmatic Force(65)

Q: Is the jungle gone now?
A: I guess it stays, considered Warwick's character says nothing about it.

Releasing Control
We will find another way.

Pick up vengeance

IDk if This Would work but Ill try Force gun Harbinger

Harbinger wrote:Releasing Control
We will find another way.

Aren't you dead or something?
;D

head Crush Rukia Kuchiki

1. Brucetech
2. Meditate

Absorb Warwick

Meatshield718 wrote:Absorb Warwick

You can't, there's nothing left of him

Kugeth8 wrote:

Meatshield718 wrote:Absorb Warwick

You can't, there's nothing left of him

Oh wait, never mind, my mistake, go ahead

Charge Dispersal Dream

Use Dispersal Dream on Rukia and Uryu.

Negotiate to heal myself for lowest amount: Hoodo for hire- Hotek

Was not sure if I was in jungle or not if I am do this instead if not keep it the same

Leave Jungle.

Use Balmung, The lightning blade on Rukia and Uryu.

An item has appeared on the battlefield!

#7 - Potion of Great Health: Takes an action to drink. You gain 150 HP.

TAKE potion

12:07 - Camwhore takes Vengeance
12:09 - Isaac Clarke's action fails - target is dead
1:29 - Juggernaut uses Head Crush (Rukia: -225 HP(395))
3:45 - Bruce Banner's Brucetech fails
3:45 - Bruce Banner meditates (Bruce Banner: +25 HP(1047))(+100 Rage(100))
3:51 - Goop absorbs Warwick, replacing Poetic Justice with Scent of Blood (Goop: +300 HP(2305))
6:13 - King Alric uses Dispersal Dream (Uryu Ishida: -200 HP(1215))
8:08 - Potion of Great Health appears on the battlefield!
8:12 - Uryu Ishida takes Potion of Great Health
11:00 - Tophat gains 50 HP (1963)
11:00 - Bruce Banner's rage wanes slightly (65)

ROUND 14 START

TEAM 1: Voodoo In The Jungle
Warwick: DEAD - Had his soul pierced by Uryu
Zanzibar Hotek: 1975/2000 HP, 2/2 Actions Remaining, In the Jungle, 2 Favor Points

TEAM 2: Remember The Titans
Juggernaut: 1014/2500 HP, 1/2 Actions Remaining
Bruce Banner: 1047/2000 HP, 1/1 Actions Remaining, 65/300 Rage, In The Jungle

TEAM 3: Collecting All The Ladies
Camwhore: 2055 HP, 2/2 Actions Remaining, 1 Disciple Token
Harbinger(Warwick): DEAD (NO CORPSE) - Hung his head, drowned his fear; Soldier made him disappear

TEAM 4: Soul Reapers
Uryu Ishida: 1215/2000 HP, 2/2 Actions Remaining, 4/5 Zere Shunaida, Zere Shunaida(3/4), In the Jungle, Item: Potion of Great Health
Rukia Kuchiki: 395/2100 HP, 2/2 Actions Remaining

TEAM 5: War and Death
Kratos: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Committed suicide by Camwhore
SgtZombie: 1935/2000 HP, 2/2 Actions Remaining, 3 Command Charges, Wild Piercing, Wild Defense(1), 2 Favor Points
Zombie #1: 160/300 HP
Zombie #2: 85/300 HP
Zombie #3: 185/300 HP
Zombie #4: 160/300 HP

TEAM 6: Ghost Like Swayze
Demonic Possessor: DISAPPEARED QUITE MYSTERIOUSLY?
Space Ghost: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Punched coast to coast by Hulk and Juggernaut
Possessed Mage: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Had his limbs cut off by Isaac Clarke

TEAM 7: The Pen Is Mightier than the Goop
Goop: 2305 HP, 2/2 Actions Remaining, Liquid Form, Invisible (+Dark Matter Shield) (+Hungering Strike)
The Writer: DEAD (ABSORBED) - Killed by Isaac Clarke; no one controls his mind!

TEAM 8: The Kings of Gravity
Isaac Clarke: 1520/2000 HP, 2/2 Actions Remaining
King Alric: 1345/2000 HP, 2/2 Actions Remaining, In The Jungle, Savage Wound (2)

TEAM 9: Sex, Drugs, and Magical Radioactive Healing
Takeo Masaki: 1200/2000 HP, 2/2 Actions Remaining, Item: Timeshift Device, Enkindled(1), LMG(1), 1200 Points
The Medic: 1480/1800 HP, 2/2 Actions Remaining, 2 Favor Points, 400/400 Uber Meter, Needle Gun (3/3)

TEAM 10: The Gambler's Fallacy
Mr. Tophat: 1963 HP, 2/2 Actions Remaining, 1 Favor Point, Item: The Armor of Flame
SilentShot: 1410/2000 HP, 2/2 Actions Remaining, Limit Gauge 100%
Exploding Decoy: 200/300 HP

TEAM 11: The Asperger's Horizon
Sonichu: 1613/2000 HP, 3/2 Actions Remaining, Thunder Rage(1/4)
Black Hole Sun Soldier: 1535/2000 HP, 2/2 Actions Remaining, Rising Sigmatic Force(70)